Doubts regarding "A-Team"

[anon]

"Why does no one ever die with those hell of a shootings?
Why is Fast always smarter than the guys he convinces to steal from so easily?
Why is there always a stunning chick whom is always won by Fast? And... why is she always the daughter or close relative of those helped by the A-Team?
How come Mario Baracus wears 20 kilo of chains, yet suffers no spinal deviation and runs like a wild dog?
Why do we never find out that in risk scenes (even when he goes down a staircase) Hannibal looks different, as if they had put a wig on him?
Why is it so easy to cheat the nurse of the psychiatric hospital and get Murdock out?
Why is it that when the bad guy's car rolls over they show the same take from different spots?
Why is Hannibal's cigar so pristine? And is he so addicted that he can't stop smoking even during the worst firefights?
How come Mario Baracus never learns and always gets duped into getting on a plane?
Why do machine guns never run out of bullets if they shoot for a long while?
Why is there always a big dude among the bad guys who's always on par with Mario Baracus in fights?
How come that when the van skids in land roads it sounds like it's on asphalt, and no one notices?
Why is it that Mario Baracus always makes the bad guys fly over a bar stand or car, but doesn't sign up for hammer throwing in the Olympics?
Why does Hannibal always wear black gloves? Is he missing a finger?
Why do they always cope with Murdock's zaniness and never throw him out of the running van?
Why is the bad guy always an old man with dyed hair?
Why do they never eat or go to the toilet?
Why do bad guys always lock them up in a room or precinct with all kinds of workshop and mechanical tools?
Why do they make inventions as stupid as a lettuce plant catapult with these tools, missiles which hit the bad guys and slaughter them?
How come that when they chase the bad guys, bullets always hit the wheels and not the chased people?
How come the colonel of the military police can never track them down with a van as shiny as that?
Why does Mario Baracus hate Murdock yet does nothing to him? When he at the very least beats the crap out of the bad guys.
Why are they still being prosecuted after having helped half of North America? Has justice never thought that they might be good?
If Murdock belongs to the group of most sought-after fugitives in the country and breaks out regularly, wouldn't it be time to lock him down in a maximum-security asylum or prison?
Where the fuck do they live? Mario Baracus' van?
If the A-Team never loses, Hannibal's plans are always perfect, they work so well as a team and are Vietnam veterans... how the fuck did Americans lose the war?
Apart from the van, which other material goods do they have? Or do they spend all the money they earn helping people in hookers and weapons?"

[hellman]

just kill d director

[leus]

Why are all new action movies bad? Because people still pay to watch them.

[slikrapid]

Why are all new action movies bad?

because 'bad' is the new 'good' (also, action movies reached their pinnacle somewhere during the 80s/90s/2000s, the only way after that is downhill, honorable exceptions excluded)

and a-team=fail-team (probably applies to the original series as well)

[leus]

But the original series had style it was bad but in a culty and funny way. This is just a standard action movie produced so some people get moneys... No cult, nothing special it's just bullocks.

[anon]

For the record, the list is about the TV series from the 80s, not the 2011 movie. I didn't write it either, only translated it. Agree with slik on the decay though, these days I'm mostly watching old films, because there isn't exactly a lot of innovation plot-wise.