Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far away, .......
there was a leecher so great that all the world's leecher's stood in awe of him.
And the administrators of trackers feared this great leecher, that each time his name was whispered, their lips would quiver.
He was known as the Great SEAL!
Some people in the known world called him 'SealLion' for none knew whence came his name. For it was also known though that he was in Great Greed.
For he was a fearless leacher. And his Greed knew no bounds.
He knew that his Great Greed would carry him to lengths unknown .....He neither feared to leech nor feared the administrators of trackers. For he knew what what lowly scoundrels they had become.
His Great Greed had lead him to conquer many torrenting masses before, Yet he knew that the upcoming LEECH would be for all:
Forcing others to pay to leech.
Forcing people to the depths of despair for having to pay to become veryimportantpeople.
For the Great Seal knew that these people were in despair and commissioned himself to leech beyond belief these administrators of trackers.
For he would seek vengence for all the leechers. Now it came to be known that the Great SEal, or SealLIon, was with a group of other leechers who also deigned to leech.
Yet they cheered him on when they heard that he was to leech the trackers of all their torrenting possessions.
He also knew that there were beautiful maidens held prisoner by these evil administrators of trackers.
None knew their names, yet the Great SEal was determined to win them and have them of his choosing from these scoundrelling masses of tracker admins.
For on determined one day, SealLion left his lair and went out to leech and his leeching compatriots cheered him on---
-LEEECH, thou SealLion. LEECH them all!!
For so fared SealLion against the administrators of trackers. He faced them all and shouted:
Thou shall be LEECHED, this day!!!
From this day forth, you shall be humbled. For I shall LEECH you of your torrenting possessions!!!
He faced them all:
The Great What:
the Baffling Waffles, and even the great Damaging Torrent was with them who stood together against the Great SealLion
Even the one who had Bit'ten was with them.
He stood against the masses of sloth.
He fared them to battle and a great battle it was. For the battle was said to have lasted a hundred days.
He spoke out agains the administrators of trackers and once again, shouted out: This day, thou shall be LEECHED!!
and leech he did.
He leeched until they could carry the battle no more. SealLIon had leeched them to cry for donations.
thence returned the Great Seal to his lair and told of a Tale of Great Leeching.
Never before had the world known such a Great Leech........ {
somber}
HARHARHAR {evil and sinful laugh}
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