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blonde GUY joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and
a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on
the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said,'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his
lunch box and Exclaimed,'Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch
and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich
one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman
opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and
jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his
lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his
lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the
Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much
Everyone turned and stared
at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me.
He makes his own lunch.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
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