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You ever break one of your small bones, we can fix that.
Company Page Title
You ever break one of your small bones, we can fix that.
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
Hmm, checked their MANAGEMENT link - anon is not there (yet?)There's another SBI
Not worth my time!
Let's revise the intro a bit, shall we....??
Today’s constipation problems & boner juice (read: Viagra) have focused almost exclusively on the side effects of severe groin pains and swelling of the 'third leg' (read: the tallywacker, the bazooka that shoots yogurt, the ankle-spanker, and Old blind Bob) is highly fragmented. Trying to bargain with one's own constipation has focused almost exclusively with the realities that it's once again, the cold porcelain embrace surrounding the butt-cheeks. It's as if you've gotta go, but you're a$$ says "no." This emphasis on trying to squeeze some chocolate choo choo out which is just about as bad as having a baby, has left the 'terd' and Vitamin 'V' (read: Viagra) market unconsolidated and unfocused. Although what some may describe as having a baby come out sideways out from the side of your a$$-h**e and something Hugh Hefner is known to own a lot of is a significant part of the overall love-potion industry having gone upside down on it's head from " women needing a reason to have sex and men just needing a place", to not attracting the same attention that areas like productive procrastination and microwave-mentalities have received. SBi is totally focused on helping you release vile a$$ fumes and being the global Vitamin 'V' provider and knowing that some crazy Canucks are responsible for the aforementioned problems instead, in this rapidly growing market.
Last edited by SealLion; 13.04.11 at 02:33.
"God, from the mount Sinai
whose grey top shall tremble,
He descending, will Himself,
in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpet’s sound,
ordain them laws".
John Milton (1608-1674) in Paradise Lost
Ripley'sSealLion's Believe it or Not! ~ NASCAR car crashes and Windows have just one thing in common.
Oh, oh. Better use LINUX.
Oh, you can call me chief executive officer.
Now available in version 4.6.0.0 of VEMP.SBi is totally focused on helping you release vile a$$ fumes and being the global Vitamin 'V' provider and knowing that some crazy Canucks are responsible for the aforementioned problems instead, in this rapidly growing market.
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
When my sig says "Come and have a ball with SealLion whileheHe (God-form) rules the world", isn't intended to be all jocular, you know...
Now since we here at SB-i are giving our beloved users (speaking as former staff who no longer has to think, do, or feel for forum users) both the constipation and vitamin 'V' essentials to every forum user's health (which is only available in RPG game-form and vitality left in your character and of itself being only available in Version 4.6.0.0 of VEMP ), has now been made available to run loose throughout your wildest dreams where you can wander about to your fanciful content without any clothes on while no-one notices (including yourself) until it's much too late to do anything about it, let alone care.
Let me reinvent the below stated quote which is all wrong as far as my opinion goes.
Ya, ya...what-ever...bla, bla, bla....SBi was formed in May 2004 by Anthony, John and Marc Viscogliosi, the Principals of Viscogliosi Brothers, LLC (“VB”). Already synonymous with innovation and life-changing developments in the musculoskeletal industry, VB now brings its vision to the small bone & joint sector. Where they can apply their leadership in building global orthopaedic businesses.
I believe that a much more accurate description of SB-i is best described with the following historical and truthful information and future prospects of theorganizationforum:
SBi was formed in 23 B.C by Gustav van Laardassen, George Bush Sr. Sr. Sr. Sr. Sr. Sr. (Caveman-ancestor, that is), Mike, the guy with the mustache, The Guy that started the MacDonald's food chain, and Mr. Buttoilet. We are already synonymous with butt-enhancing-constipation-ridding solutions and life-changing developments in the Miracle Pill for the Middle Aged Man a.k.a. Santa's Big Helper, a.k.a. Footlong, a.k.a. Bonerol, a.k.a. Somethng for Pee Wee's Big Adventure, a.k.a. WoodMaker, a.k.a. The Hefner et al, of course. Version 4.6.0.0 of VEMP ( Viagra Enhanced Male Pocket-Rocket now brings you the solution where no-more will you be called "Tom Jones and the Floppy Pendulous Penis"
Last edited by SealLion; 13.04.11 at 23:48.
"God, from the mount Sinai
whose grey top shall tremble,
He descending, will Himself,
in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpet’s sound,
ordain them laws".
John Milton (1608-1674) in Paradise Lost
Ripley'sSealLion's Believe it or Not! ~ NASCAR car crashes and Windows have just one thing in common.
Oh, oh. Better use LINUX.
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