The Chat/Spam Thread

[hellman]

Honestly I'm very bad at guessing gifts; lol. I'm gonna guess something programming related. Idk!

This year when I opened my gift it was empty. Apparently it was stolen right before it got giftwrapped in the store. Wrap your own gifts, kids At first I thought it was a very lame joke, but the horrified faces told me this was not according to plan.

Goddamn ! lol I laughed so hard at this.. Now i feel bad.

Okay it seems u have failed too my weeby friend.

Lets reveal this

Spoiler Here we go:

Hellman is father now

[hellman]

If even she has no idea, you can imagine where that leaves me.

Yeah.. I figured with your answers lol

[yoco]

Lets reveal this

Spoiler Here we go:

Hellman is father now

wow, bro, congrats!

[anon]

It was a necklace

Well, at least this person will continue their criminal activities in style.

[anon]

Lets reveal this

Firstly, I second yoco's congratulations Is it a boy, girl or Canadian?

Secondly, please enlighten me on how I could have possibly guessed correctly, since you said Santa brought you this gift... does he do human trafficking now?

[Sazzy]

First; congrats!
Second; How am I supposed to guess that? I don't have kids and don't even plan on getting any. ?? I plan on staying that weird lesbian aunt.
Third; I agree with anon, this is not a gift santa brings. At least not my santa. God I hope I dont find any kids one christmas morning.

[hellman]

Firstly, I second yoco's congratulations Is it a boy, girl or Canadian?

Secondly, please enlighten me on how I could have possibly guessed correctly, since you said Santa brought you this gift... does he do human trafficking now?

Its a girl
I didn't mean literally bro All i meant was that I have some good news

[hellman]

First; congrats!
Second; How am I supposed to guess that? I don't have kids and don't even plan on getting any. ?? I plan on staying that weird lesbian aunt.
Third; I agree with anon, this is not a gift santa brings. At least not my santa. God I hope I dont find any kids one christmas morning.

Thanks sazz May be not now right now, maybe someday you'll want a kid. May be you and your better half will adopt one and you'll be promoted to super weird lesbo mommy

Santa don't bring anything coz he doesn't exist .

[hellman]

wow, bro, congrats!

Thanks my man

[hellman]

Almost 36

WHat about kids?

[Sazzy]

Thanks sazz May be not now right now, maybe someday you'll want a kid. May be you and your better half will adopt one and you'll be promoted to super weird lesbo mommy

Santa don't bring anything coz he doesn't exist .

What do you mean he doesn't exist? Then who's been leaving these gifts?
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you are and I'm pretty sure that "some day" is already hard set to "no day". Still, I'm happy for you if that's what you want ^-^

[yoco]

WHat about kids?

Still looking for the right woman for kids!

[anon]

I don't have kids and don't even plan on getting any. ?? I plan on staying that weird lesbian aunt.

Well, then I must be a lesbian aunt Let's face it, never say never but we weren't designed for that shit, and that's okay.

Third; I agree with anon, this is not a gift santa brings. At least not my santa. God I hope I dont find any kids one christmas morning.

My my, this mental image...

[anon]

I didn't mean literally bro All i meant was that I have some good news

Don't move the goalposts nya!

[hellman]

Let's face it, never say never but we weren't designed for that shit, and that's okay.

Nobody is .. I love kids but I wasn't ready till she came. When she did, I was somehow ready and everything changed.