Your Score According Her

[anon]

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Especially for those who are married or engaged.

• Do something she likes and you get points.
• Do something she doesn't like and you lose points.
• You don't get points for doing something she expects from you...

Scoring System

SIMPLE TASKS
You make the bed	+1
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows	0
You only straighten the cover over a wrinkled sheet	-1
You go out to buy her maxipads	+5
But come back with beer	-5
You check a strange noise during the night	0
You check a strange noise during the night and it was nothing	0
You check that strange noise and it was something	+5
You hit that something hard	+10
It was her dad	-10
You don't put the toilet seat up	-5
You change the toilet paper roll when it runs out	0
When toilet paper runs out, you turn to Kleenex	-1
When the Kleenex runs out you stealthily go to another bathroom	-2
SOCIAL COMMITMENTS
You stay by her side during the entire party	0
You stay by her side for a while, then go talk to a drunk friend you know from college	-2
The friend is called Susan	-4
Susan is a dancer	-6
Susan has silicon implants	-8
HER BIRTHDAY
You take her outside for dinner	0
You take her outside for dinner and it's NOT a bar with TV to watch the game	+1
Well, the bar has TV and there happens to be a game on	-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night	-3
The bar has TV to watch football, it's all-you-can eat night and your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team	-10
CONSIDERATION
You completely forget her birthday	-20
You forget the anniversary	-30
You forget to pick her up at the train station	-45
Which is in one of the city's worst areas	-50
You forgot to pick her up at the station, she's in a not so friendly place and rain ruined her shoes	-60
A NIGHT OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS
You go out with a friend	-5
And your friend is happily married	-4
Or frighteningly single	-7
And that friend drives a last-gen convertible car	-10
With a vanity plate (BUZ-NBED)	-15
You drink a bunch of beers	-9
And return home an hour late	-12
You return home an hour late without having called beforehand	-20
You return at 3am	-30
You return at 3am smelling of liquor and tobacco	-40
And you aren't wearing your pants	-50
Is that a tattoo in your neck?	-200
SHE GOES OUTSIDE FOR THE NIGHT
You stay at home while she's out with one of her coworkers whom you dislike	+5
She goes out with her stupid coworkers and comes back really late	+10
You await her awake	+15
She goes out, returns really late and drunk, and you help her go to bed	+20
YOU GO OUTSIDE TOGETHER
You take her to the cinema	+2
To watch a movie she likes	+4
To watch a movie you don't like	+6
To watch a movie you do like	-2
Which is called "Deathcop 3"	-3
And there's a scene with humanoids having sex	-9
You lied to her by saying it was a foreign movie about an orphanage	-15
FLOWERS
You buy her flowers only when you're supposed to	0
You buy her flowers as a surprise, just because	+20
You take her wild flowers you picked yourself	+30
And she gets an allergy because of those flowers	-25
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a beer gut	-15
You develop a beer gut and exercise to get rid of it	+10
You develop a beer gut and turn to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts	-30
You say "I don't give a damn because you're fat too"	-800
FINANCES
You spend a lot of money on something impractical	-5
Which she cannot use	-10
Like for example a motorized model airplane	-20
And you got her something cheap as a birthday present	-40
DRIVING
You forget the map when you go on a trip	-4
You forget the map and end up lost	-10
You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood	-15
You end up lost in a bad city neighborhood and have to deal with its inhabitants	-25
You know those people	-60
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "do I look fat"? (Hard questions make you start at a disadvantage...)	-5
You take a little while to reply	-10
You answer, "where?"	-100
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, with a worried face	0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for more than 30 minutes	+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without glancing at the TV once in a while	+15
She realizes it's because you feel asleep	-30

Now, do the math...
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Source: :::... La Biaba ...::: (Translated by me)

[The Shutter]

She asks, "do I look fat"? (Hard questions make you start at a disadvantage...)

The answer is always "No" its like a reflex , Don't hesitate or even think about it