Does anyone tell regular story type jokes here? Here's one anyway....

[Hotdude99]

I've looked at some of the clips, some funny, some clever....

Some stuff I don't even understand - there is one with some computer code and an "answer"????

Okay here goes:

A big guy and a smaller guy are having some drinks at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The bigger guy says to the smaller guy "Did you know the wind currents up here are so strong, you can actually jump out the window and the wind will push you back in?" The other guy says "let me see." So the big guy jumps out the window and the wind pushes him back in. He says "wanna see it again?" So he jumps and is pushed back in. The little guy is pretty relaxed, so he says " I'll try that," jumps out the window and goes 'splat' on the pavement below. The bartender, observing all this, says "Superman, you are such a jerk when you're drunk."

[SealLion]

Wasn't Superman a.k.a. in former times Captain Oblivious who didn't give a 'flying f@#*k about most things, while storming into Louise Lane's sleeping quarters blurt out and say " Hi Honey!! I'm here," while Batman, wishfully observing Louis had a butt like Catgirl is known to have, say " Nobody cares."

So Superman who is known to blow really hard, blows some freezing stuff on both Batman and Blue Jay. As a matter of fact, the guy can blow on things 'till they half-freeze or so.
I know what your thinking too.
Ya...........
He does blow doesn't he??

[takomania]

Superman was patrolling the skies above New York, He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing naked on a sky scraper. He thought that if he travelled at the speed of light he could give her one, and be away before she knew what had happened! So in he flew, emptied his load and flew off again.

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

"No idea," said the Invisible man, "but damn, my arse hurts."

[Hotdude99]

Superman was patrolling the skies above New York, He sees Wonder Woman sun bathing naked on a sky scraper. He thought that if he travelled at the speed of light he could give her one, and be away before she knew what had happened! So in he flew, emptied his load and flew off again.

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

"No idea," said the Invisible man, "but damn, my arse hurts."

Actually Tako, I heard that joke before but after Superman dumps his load at super speed, he slows down and is now visible. He asks Wonderwoman "how was it?" She replies "I don't know, but I don't think the invisible man will walk for a week.."

In other words, I like YOUR version better! THANKS

New Joke:

Ted: Did you know condoms had serial numbers?
Ned: No
Ted: I guess you haven't had them unrolled far enough, then!