Funny IRC Quotes

[anon]

How do you do it?

[Gapo]

[Tab] Window -> Ban List and then remove the specific ban.

[anon]

Thank you! You just doubled my IRC admin skill.

[Instab]

<&anon-sbi> They only told me I "passed". :/
<&anon-sbi> Oral exam is tomorrow, yeah
<~VwTE1r> rofl
<~VwTE1r> and what's the date for anal exam?
<~VwTE1r>
<&anon-sbi> OK, that was unexpected from you...
<~VwTE1r> was it?
<~VwTE1r>
<&anon-sbi> Yes
<~VwTE1r> hehe
<~VwTE1r> you gotta admit, it was extremely tempting

[anon]

Let's post the rest of the conversation, shall we?

<VwTE1r> scared you away now?
<VwTE1r> o.O
<anon-sbi> A friend made the same joke at school, back in 2006. Teacher: "Exam can be written or oral, written or oral" Guy: "Anal" Teacher: "What did YOU JUST SAY?" Guy: "I said 'oral', sheesh"
<anon-sbi> lol, no
<VwTE1r>
<anon-sbi> They told me he failed some subjects, so he had to go redo some tests in December or February maybe. He put a cheatsheet on his pants. They caught him and told him to get out. Haven't seen or heard from him ever since.
<VwTE1r> btw it's nice to have you here in the irc. cause you didn't use the spambox you felt sort of cut-off at times
<VwTE1r> lol
<anon-sbi> Cut-off
<VwTE1r> well, the spambox added some nice more personal feeling
<anon-sbi> Bleh, it's all .de guys over there
<VwTE1r> i know
<VwTE1r> that's the problem
<VwTE1r> anyhow, looks like i was right about the irc usage XD
<anon-sbi> I'm 25% of the channel!
<VwTE1r> okay, that wasn't one of the unexpected things
<VwTE1r> hmm, that would be something for the irc quotes thread ^^
<anon-sbi> What, the anal thing? Maybe. And that thread could use a bump
<VwTE1r> true
<VwTE1r> nice, your professor is a vet
<anon-sbi> Firstly, it was a she... secondly, she was one of the most stupid teachers we ever had
<anon-sbi> lol wait, don't answer
<anon-sbi> You were talking about the spam thread, right? That wasn't me, I only translated it
<anon-sbi> Where I come from we all use Windows 93
<anon-sbi> ^ OK, you didn't read that
<VwTE1r> lol
<VwTE1r> wasn't kidding tho
<anon-sbi> When I said it was a she I was talking about the "written or oral" thingy
<VwTE1r> DG/UX was a nice thing
<VwTE1r> hehe
<anon-sbi> That class was a POS
<anon-sbi> "Technology" they called it
<VwTE1r> ^^
<anon-sbi> We actually had to do technical drawing of stuff and shit
<VwTE1r>
<anon-sbi> One day she asked us to bring an apple to class so that we could draw it... total waste of time
<anon-sbi> She did however spawn many "memes" and a memorable phrase:
<anon-sbi> "Why do we have to do this? I'm not going to do this IRL"
<anon-sbi> "The reason you have to do this is passing this subject. That on itself should be quite an accomplishment"
<VwTE1r> lol
<VwTE1r> what a waste of time
<anon-sbi> I'm never going to forget how much she loved each one of us
<anon-sbi> "You're the worst class I've ever had"
<VwTE1r> hehe
<anon-sbi> Resigned after that year
<VwTE1r> LOOOOOL
<anon-sbi> And that's my little story

[anon]

I bet the channel looks a bit like this:

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