puff: Hi Acai
Acai: Hello puff.
puff: Sorry, I picked up too many Acai berries before the interview. I've gotten you mixed up with the rest. Which berry are you?
https://ptpimg.me/5b7xf7.jpg
Acai: If you look at the very top right of the photo, you can see what appears to be a toothbrush reflection... (is it really?) That is not me at all. If you look at the berry in the very middle of the photo between the two hands, you can find me. Is the berry falling out of the hand, or is it in the basket?
puff: I'd say the berry is falling out of the hand, but it's hard to tell with all the Acai. Anyways, *eats the others*. Now that I can focus my attention on the proper Acai, I'd like to ask you some questions. How proud are you of what Redacted has accomplished in its first year?
Acai: Honestly, I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. The amount of dedication from users on the site is something I will never be able to properly express. As I am typing, the site has about 1.2 million total torrents.
puff: Do you think the level of growth that Redacted has experienced can continue throughout next year?
Acai: A large "thank you" to everyone who has contributed to the site. Any contribution through mediums such as torrent uploads, reports, collage creations, etc. is vastly appreciated by all of us. The site has room to grow from a technical aspect and we are offering recruitment to new users via interview, being invited by a close friend, or official recruitment. I cannot personally predict growth in the long run, but we are open to it.
puff: That's great to hear. So, if you had to come up with an analogy for you and Redacted, what would it be? Are you the peel to the banana or, maybe, the goo to the shoot?
Acai: One Acai a day keeps free radicals away*. (* Results may vary.)
puff: Will the Brookside dark chocolate covered Acai berries they sell at Costco work?
Acai: I have never been to Costco. I would assume they sell 52 boxes of them in a single "pack". Read the nutritional information. Do not do drugs (except caffeine, consume lots of that). (The too long, did not read version is maybe.)
puff: We're going shopping at Costco someday, together. Do you plan on personally celebrating Redacted's first birthday outside of any surprises and events you (and the rest of staff) have planned?
Acai: I typed a long answer, but the content was Redacted. Use your buffer to download releases that are missing in your library. You will thank me later.
puff: Users pronounce your name in many different ways. Was this confusion a factor in your choosing of this name? How do you pronounce it, and have you ever accidentally pronounced it incorrectly?
Acai: puff says asayee; is it correct? "Berryman," "hey guy," and "swami" are also popular choices. How do you pronounce it?
puff: Spot on, swami. To be specific, I pronounce it ass eye yee. Do you frequently eat Acai berries? How about bananas? Kiwis?
Acai: Consuming fruit is part of my daily routine. Please hold the fruit flies.
puff: If you were locked inside a building and had to survive solely on one fruit for five years, which fruit would you choose? Please keep the nutrition, taste, and fulfillment of your possible choices in mind when choosing.
Acai: Psidium guajava
puff: Hey guy, do you eat Psidium guajava with or without skin? Do you have any habits regarding skin when it comes to eating berry fruits (such as bananas, kiwis, and coffee beans)?
Acai: Neither, juice over ice is the preferable intake method, guy. Regarding your second question, guy, no skin and a variety of coffee beans.
puff: When you became Sysop, you stopped being Bono on
https://ptpimg.me/642a3g.png. Did you lose any sleep over it? If you could replace Sadistic with the real Michael Dell, would you do so?
Acai: I am the XPS now. Less sleep means more music. Sadistic uses a proper Duvel Tulip; irreplaceable.
puff: Sadistic always tells me his hammer is over 5 meters long. He must be lying... right?
Acai: Accurate. Be good.
puff: Hopefully he won't hit me with it for asking the next question. Do you watch anime? Would you consider watching an anime and trading fanarts of your best girl with me?
Acai: I do not watch any at the moment. I am always open to trying something "new".
puff: The real question is: with or without puff?
Acai: Depends on the context.
puff: Maybe during a sysop internship? If you had to choose between that and never surpassing What.CD numbers, which would you choose and why?
Acai: Option three: excited to see where Redacted will be a year from now. No sysop internships are available at this time, sorry puff. Maybe next time.
puff: Is that a no to the anime (girls)?
Acai:
• puff is now known as sadpuff
sadpuff: If a merchandise store is set up, will you violate Disney copyright and sell Nala plushies? Also, how much Redacted memorabilia would you buy?
Acai: I would buy all of it, including the Nala plushies.
sadpuff: You wouldn't leave any for me?
Acai: 1.
sadpuff: That's not enough for me. I'm sorry.
• sadpuff has left the interview
