The lawyer and his porsche

[zatoicchi]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT
convertible in front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and
completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But,
before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked
up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the
same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are,' he said. 'You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life.'

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!'

'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the lawyer. 'My Rolex!'

[Aurion]

:smile_rofl_2::smile_rofl_2: LOOOOL he did not even Notice !!

[anon]

@ Reppy: that's the point :biggrin:

I know another one :tongue:


At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"

He calls up the lawyer.

"Sir, according to our research you haven't made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?"

The lawyer responds, "A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?"

The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, "Well, no sir, I'm..."

"Does your research show that my sister's husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!"

The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. "I'm terribly sorry..."

"Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?"

The worker is completely humiliated at this point. "I am sorry sir, please forgive me..."

"The gall of you people! I don't give them anything, so why should I give it to you!"

[Aurion]

@anon : LOOOOOOOOOOOOL nice one !! he did his Job as a lawyer by telling certain Lies to Strengthen his side