zatoicchi
22.07.08, 03:56
Two American businessmen in New-York were sitting down for a break, in
their soon-to be, new store As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian
accent asked "G'Day What are you blokes selling here?"
One of the men just smiled replied sarcastically in a loud strong accent, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, "Geez you blokes must be
really doin well ... you've only got two left!"
Americans - God bless them... but they really shouldn't mess with Aussies...
their soon-to be, new store As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian
accent asked "G'Day What are you blokes selling here?"
One of the men just smiled replied sarcastically in a loud strong accent, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, "Geez you blokes must be
really doin well ... you've only got two left!"
Americans - God bless them... but they really shouldn't mess with Aussies...