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zatoicchi
14.06.08, 04:24
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting

about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all

three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their

eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found

me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and

said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all

night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and

I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a

raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had

wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the

night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the

door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' :biggrin:

hitman
14.06.08, 09:36
hehe batgirl was in da house

anon
14.06.08, 18:05
he went straight to the point :D

Aurion
14.06.08, 22:14
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the

door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' :biggrin:

the guy is Sexual Cold Blooded with no Shugs !! :wink2: