zatoicchi
27.04.08, 01:14
One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:
The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks.Whenever I get fat and
juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat
and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."
The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I
get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me
in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw
up and lose consciousness!"
The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks.Whenever I get fat and
juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat
and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."
The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I
get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me
in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw
up and lose consciousness!"