SealLion
11.11.09, 23:36
I should tell you folks that this strong-man's tale is for purely for engaging the course of your life fore-ever and ever and ever.....
Did you know that in a land that time once forgot in a time that was far, far, far, and very far away there was great and Godly Seal........
In a cold and desolate land which was covered naught but by snow and ice, there lived yet many animals which many others in other far-away lands called little penguins.
for many were known for their cute-ability
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9925/penguins3.png
yet others were forever knowing that, that great and all-knowing Seal did'st do wonders for His little munchkins.
For there was always many a rejoicing at his affordability in leeching others of their torrenting treasures.
And as yet, many of His little penguins dids't rejoice of such worldly and renown and epically tragically leechable leeching actions of their great Seal Master of whom very few would'st catch.
So many would'st hold an week-end event and celebratory events marking such Great Leeches.
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8016/penguins2.png
Then did'st come one day by snow and slippery feet one of His Great Seals little munchkins. An old and venerable Penguin whom that Great Seal did'st mark with distinction......
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6342/penguins1f.png
And he did'st tell of Him of a lardy Ho of whom was for the Taking, yet was guarded by one of another. That other was known for his rapsadacious, constipacious, and walla-footed TOP of Ho's.
For here was an image in His mind of that Ho whom that great Seal dids't desire
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3169/topofhos.png
For he did'st desire ever to gain himself this Ho.
But he did'st know that this untimely Ho was a-gaurded by another whom he knew as the one that always Meowed.
So that Lion of Seals did make an travel abroad to that land of torrentors once again and had shewn himself unto them as he did'st many times before to leech himself of them others known as Sysie-0ps and Administratorians.
He had to make himself unknown first to them first before he could gain himself of an Leeching event so unknown and unheard of that it would forever surprise them Sysie-0ps and Administratorians in their own torrenting. territories.
He heard of them others describing that Great Seal of
having been variously described asan "utterly terrifying" and a "ravenous, blood-thirsty beast' as a "foul, repugnant, and filthy creature"
That Great seal did'st tell his well-known friend, the Faker of Ratio, to an event that would see the Seal of Lions in taking an armourous dump in the land of torrenting such that cannon-ball size lumps of lethal feces exploded in that one's toilet who did'st always Meow.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8397/12takingadumpthumbnail6.jpg
That Seal did'st deign that the one whom had always Meowed would emit an 'old people smell' before he turned 60, no matter how hard he would scrub.
That Great and capricious Seal had also told to this one who did'st always Meow, that he would be like unto one, Vlad, an Impaler by trade, where-withal was He to come soon and he would'st celebrate his own Leeching by impaling the Meow'er only a few times.
And if this was not possible, he would'st impale Tokyo.
Such an action that Seal would'st behold of the one who Meows and held himself towards him and told'st him that he would gain himself of that Ho.
And so did'st he begin to Leech to such an event of Leeching that the Meow'er had not'sd yet heard of before. The one whom had Meowed would capture others of favoring-torrenting and scribe into his Listing of Shit and forever hold them in ban'ment.
So began an Leeching event that had'st not yet happened in the Land of Ho's.
That Meow'er dids't not catch yet Him and His Faker. For that Seal was too voraciously, uncompromisingly, uncontemptuously, Leeching of his torrenting possesions such as yet not occurred before.
He told that one who always has to Meow, to kiss him where it dids't not matter
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2002/kissmyass327580206.jpg
After hearing such sadness, that one who was the Top of all Ho's told the Lion of Seals that he would'st make him unto SealMeat if he was to be catch'ed.
And so herewith did'st began that Leeching.
While that Leeching event took unto place, that Seal would'st also steal much of the Top of all Ho's bandwidthing to the point of misfortune for the Topper of Ho's
For the Master of Ho's had yelled to that Great and Wordly Seal to not do such an action whilst Leeching as this was causing his Torrenting Domain much shorting of bandwidthing whilst this Leeching occurred such that his Servers were complaining of much Leeching.
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2426/imageleech7852174.jpg
And so dids't finally end this tormentuous shorting of bandwidthing and Leeching that the Top of Ho's dids't grovel unto that ground to forfeit all torrenting possessions to that Seal of Lions and his naught-forgiving Faker-of- Ratios whom was the Seals best friend.
And so did'st that Seal return unto the Land of Antarctica with an Ho to dwell in ever-more peace, knowing that an other Leeching event had'st to be done to make known unto them Sysie-0ps and to admonish them Administrators of their haughtiness in catch'ment of other Leechers of known kind.
Well folksies. I hope you enjoyed my tall tale of Leeching.
For a short list of other fictitious tall tales (truthfulness is not verifiable), please do visit my other tall tales of past times.
http://www.sb-innovation.de/f53/prepare-thyself-leeeech-7644/
and there's another one from the past here:
http://www.sb-innovation.de/f53/beginning-there-seal-meat-7909/
Did you know that in a land that time once forgot in a time that was far, far, far, and very far away there was great and Godly Seal........
In a cold and desolate land which was covered naught but by snow and ice, there lived yet many animals which many others in other far-away lands called little penguins.
for many were known for their cute-ability
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9925/penguins3.png
yet others were forever knowing that, that great and all-knowing Seal did'st do wonders for His little munchkins.
For there was always many a rejoicing at his affordability in leeching others of their torrenting treasures.
And as yet, many of His little penguins dids't rejoice of such worldly and renown and epically tragically leechable leeching actions of their great Seal Master of whom very few would'st catch.
So many would'st hold an week-end event and celebratory events marking such Great Leeches.
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8016/penguins2.png
Then did'st come one day by snow and slippery feet one of His Great Seals little munchkins. An old and venerable Penguin whom that Great Seal did'st mark with distinction......
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6342/penguins1f.png
And he did'st tell of Him of a lardy Ho of whom was for the Taking, yet was guarded by one of another. That other was known for his rapsadacious, constipacious, and walla-footed TOP of Ho's.
For here was an image in His mind of that Ho whom that great Seal dids't desire
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3169/topofhos.png
For he did'st desire ever to gain himself this Ho.
But he did'st know that this untimely Ho was a-gaurded by another whom he knew as the one that always Meowed.
So that Lion of Seals did make an travel abroad to that land of torrentors once again and had shewn himself unto them as he did'st many times before to leech himself of them others known as Sysie-0ps and Administratorians.
He had to make himself unknown first to them first before he could gain himself of an Leeching event so unknown and unheard of that it would forever surprise them Sysie-0ps and Administratorians in their own torrenting. territories.
He heard of them others describing that Great Seal of
having been variously described asan "utterly terrifying" and a "ravenous, blood-thirsty beast' as a "foul, repugnant, and filthy creature"
That Great seal did'st tell his well-known friend, the Faker of Ratio, to an event that would see the Seal of Lions in taking an armourous dump in the land of torrenting such that cannon-ball size lumps of lethal feces exploded in that one's toilet who did'st always Meow.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8397/12takingadumpthumbnail6.jpg
That Seal did'st deign that the one whom had always Meowed would emit an 'old people smell' before he turned 60, no matter how hard he would scrub.
That Great and capricious Seal had also told to this one who did'st always Meow, that he would be like unto one, Vlad, an Impaler by trade, where-withal was He to come soon and he would'st celebrate his own Leeching by impaling the Meow'er only a few times.
And if this was not possible, he would'st impale Tokyo.
Such an action that Seal would'st behold of the one who Meows and held himself towards him and told'st him that he would gain himself of that Ho.
And so did'st he begin to Leech to such an event of Leeching that the Meow'er had not'sd yet heard of before. The one whom had Meowed would capture others of favoring-torrenting and scribe into his Listing of Shit and forever hold them in ban'ment.
So began an Leeching event that had'st not yet happened in the Land of Ho's.
That Meow'er dids't not catch yet Him and His Faker. For that Seal was too voraciously, uncompromisingly, uncontemptuously, Leeching of his torrenting possesions such as yet not occurred before.
He told that one who always has to Meow, to kiss him where it dids't not matter
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2002/kissmyass327580206.jpg
After hearing such sadness, that one who was the Top of all Ho's told the Lion of Seals that he would'st make him unto SealMeat if he was to be catch'ed.
And so herewith did'st began that Leeching.
While that Leeching event took unto place, that Seal would'st also steal much of the Top of all Ho's bandwidthing to the point of misfortune for the Topper of Ho's
For the Master of Ho's had yelled to that Great and Wordly Seal to not do such an action whilst Leeching as this was causing his Torrenting Domain much shorting of bandwidthing whilst this Leeching occurred such that his Servers were complaining of much Leeching.
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2426/imageleech7852174.jpg
And so dids't finally end this tormentuous shorting of bandwidthing and Leeching that the Top of Ho's dids't grovel unto that ground to forfeit all torrenting possessions to that Seal of Lions and his naught-forgiving Faker-of- Ratios whom was the Seals best friend.
And so did'st that Seal return unto the Land of Antarctica with an Ho to dwell in ever-more peace, knowing that an other Leeching event had'st to be done to make known unto them Sysie-0ps and to admonish them Administrators of their haughtiness in catch'ment of other Leechers of known kind.
Well folksies. I hope you enjoyed my tall tale of Leeching.
For a short list of other fictitious tall tales (truthfulness is not verifiable), please do visit my other tall tales of past times.
http://www.sb-innovation.de/f53/prepare-thyself-leeeech-7644/
and there's another one from the past here:
http://www.sb-innovation.de/f53/beginning-there-seal-meat-7909/