In a murder trial

[zatoicchi]

In a murder trial, the defence attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren''t sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man''s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it''s possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.

[Aurion]

lol nice one

[anon]

"Did you kill that man?
No sir
You're under oath, do you know what's the penalty for perjury?
Yeah, much smaller than the murder one."

[Aurion]

@anon:

Judge: Are You sure yet ?
Fellon: I told ya,Im damn sure about that