Type Of Girls

[zatoicchi]

Type Of Girls

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.......

[Logitech]

Floppy disk Girls:

She only can remember a few things and she's kinda fat too.

[thejazzman]

man i had and ex girlfriend the was a screen saver im sending her a msg now telling her and explaining it i wonder if il get a msg or a call back

[anon]

Nice "comparations", zat

If we have "e-mail girls", shouldn't we have "IM girls" that talk very fast but you need to have an acronym dictionary in your head to understand them?

[Aurion]

LOL zat,awesome expressions

@anon: we can also have "MSN Girls" who just keep saying full sentences in just a few bunch of letters that you can learn English lang in just a couple pf hours

[anon]

@ Reppy: that's right. And people that you can tell them your whole life's story through IM and they'll answer with a single "xD", "LOL", etc