A BMW 760LI and a X6
but when i wake up in the morning i take the bus
Don't have money for the gas.
A BMW 760LI and a X6
but when i wake up in the morning i take the bus
Don't have money for the gas.
Some guy's mother-in-law dies and he heads to the newspaper to publish the obituary.
He enters the office and says:
- I want to announce my mother-in-law's death.
- Alright, sir. I warn you it's $10 per word.
- Mmm... OK. I want you to put: "Josephine died".
- Sorry, I didn't explain you well, it's at least five words, that is $50.
- But I only want to spend $20.
- I've already told you that can't be, so think about it for a while and come back with the 5 words later...
Man leaves upset, but comes back 10 minutes later and says:
- OK, I already know what I want to say...
- Yes? Tell me...
- I want you to put: "Josephine died".
- And the other three words?
- WTS Toyota Corolla!
"I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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