Hi all,
I came to share with you an insane moment I just had at my job (and to let some steam out).
I work as a Quality Analyst (a software tester) at an important software factory. I've always worked in a crappy telco project that is going nowhere, and teaching me nothing. I've recently started looking for another position internally, but things move slowly, so I started listening to job offers outside the company. In a few words, I can't stand this crappy project anymore and I am looking for a change.
So, today I found some chic sitting right between my computer and my boss' (we share long desks, she was sitting between computers). My boss sits next to me, and this chic was a QA for another project she is running (it is common for them to work at multiple projects.
Long story short, she worked at another crappy project with mainframe (Jurassic IBM equipment) and was reassigned to a mobile project, on Android (kind of every QA's dream job) and received a MOTOROLA XOOM to test the app...Yes, the latest and the most powerful table out there.
So, why am i pissed?
Simple:
-She didn't know what android "IS".
-She said "I read in [CRAPPY LOCAL NEWSPAPER] that this devices are going to be replaced by something like a notebook but smaller,like a pc, since these are old".
-When I told her that the XOOM has state of the art specs, she was surprised and asked "But can this replace a computer?", proving she did not have the slightest idea of what a tablet is.
-She continued to ask me for a template to design test cases (test cases are instructions to test an application/website/process), even though that is an NDA violation, and a nonsense request as each webpage, application and process requires specifics preconditions and steps and result (this is like asking for a Toaster's user manual to see how to operate a submarine)
-When I told her that it would NOT help her to get my test cases, we had this conversation:
she: but you test a website.
me: right, but do you?
she: I do.
me: Aren't you testing an application for Android?
she: I don't know, for me "this" (pointing at the xoom) is web
me: I don't think you are testing a website, are you using a browser to open your app?
she: Yeah I am...i think so..-turns to our boss- Am I?
boss: No you are not, it is an android application, with a customary design, you can't use another project's test cases.
she: oh ok, I thought that since this is "web" it was all the same thing, you know, you use a username and password in all websites.
me:...
she: so can you give me your email so I can ask you some questions and get the templates?
me:...I don't think that is going to help you, you have to design test cases that match your app's design
she: Oh ok is just that I don't know anything about "web" and thought you might help me.
She kept on saying how android, or the tablet, or the app where "web", and I tried to explain her how "web" is not an OS, a device, or a native application.
Oh and to top it all, SHE DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH...and is assigned to a project for a LEADING American software company. By the way the XOOM and the app are both in that language.
So if you know squat about your job, nothing about the technologies you work with, behave like an idiot, ask your coworker's to divulge confidential information, and you don't speak the customer's language, you get to work with one of the leading software companies in the world. For fucks sake I had to connect the motherfucking tablet to the motherfucking wifi because she didn't know how!
I am SO pissed!
Did something like this happen to any of you?
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