One or two weeks ago, we had to hand in a Literature essay at school. It was nothing out of the ordinary, just a bunch of questions about a book (
this one, if you're interested), as well as writing a personal opinion, etc.
When about half an hour remained before the teacher arrived, I was chilling in the PC room, and asked one of my friends something about the essay, only to find out he hadn't even started it. He promptly assembled a group with two other buddies and began "working".
Unfortunately, they had yet to finish the first point and had stolen the second one from my work (which I had copied to a shared network folder to print it earlier that day) by the time we were meant to deliver the thing. I was on the classroom already, but when they came in, I deducted they had gone to the staff office on the first floor to print the only two things they had typed. When the teacher realized that, she gave all of them an instant 1/10 mark and told them to take a sheet out and write what each one's contributions to teamwork had been.
Today I got a hold of one of those sheets, and it really cracked me up. Here you are:
The red-colored part was circled by the teacher and commented on:
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