funny quotes..

[nishant]

<&Sir_Jesus> torrents are made of communism
<&Sir_Jesus> from each according to his upload speed, to each according to his download speed

This is only true for public trackers and cheaters on private trackers... but whatever... it made me laugh.

[anon]

[12:56] (SpX21) TiT ?
[12:56] (SpX21) torrentit?
[12:56] (******) lol i'm marked as an upper there, but don't do anything
[12:56] (******) i race for a couple sites
[12:57] (SpX21) ;>
[12:57] (SpX21) couple sites.. as in torrent or ftp
[12:57] (******) i mean i race nascar :/

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[splicer]

I lol'd.

Some funny NUKE reasons:

(NUKED) Valiant.VCD.TS-SMR - REASON-sample.rars.are.not.Valiant.movie.but.actua lly.hermaphrodite.porn

[ NUKE ] - [ Ose Seras SP 2006 MXS ] - [ cd.is.fuked.up.no.sound ]
[ UNNUKE ] - [ Ose Seras SP 2006 MXS ] - [ sorry.cd.is.fine.i.had.speakers.on.mute ]

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Here's one from ExB...

05:46 <@MotherFnFBM> you were never a member?
05:46 <Darw1n> nope.
05:47 <@MotherFnFBM> have you been banned from any other trackers?
05:47 <Darw1n> nope.
06:05 <Darw1n> to be honest, I had an account for about 2 years ago (i think), and a friend and I was stupid and ratio-cheated it. And that's something I regret
06:05 <aggylito> ...
06:05 <MotherFnFBM> ahhhh the truth!!!!!!!
06:05 <aggylito> maybe you shouldve told that earlier
06:05 <Darw1n> Haha.
06:05 <MotherFnFBM> you bone head
06:05 <Darw1n> But it was a long time ago, and on a different ip.
06:06 <MotherFnFBM> yeah
06:06 <MotherFnFBM> well
06:06 <MotherFnFBM> ummm
06:06 <MotherFnFBM> see ya
06:06 =-= Mode #extremebits +b *!*@**-**-***-***-no156.tbcn.telia.com by MotherFnFBM
06:06 =-= Darw1n was booted from #extremebits by YOU (MotherFnFBM)

[nishant]

I love how only private tracker junkies could laugh at these jokes.

[splicer]

Very true nishant