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    When You've Been Married Too Long

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting

    about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all

    three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their

    eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found

    me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and

    said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all

    night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and

    I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a

    raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had

    wild sex all night.

    The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the

    night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the

    door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'


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    hehe batgirl was in da house


    cheaten - wieso kompliziert wenn's auch einfach geht.!

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    he went straight to the point
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    Quote Originally Posted by zatoicchi View Post
    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the

    door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
    the guy is Sexual Cold Blooded with no Shugs !!
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