Since my previous thread about the laws of eroge was a huge success[citation needed], let's do ero-anime this time. I can personally attest that most of these are true

1. In any hentai all females are bisexual, if they claim not to be just put them in a romantic situation with another woman and watch what happens.

2. All men in hentai are capable of dispensing a gallon of semen per scene.

3. All demons are capable of dispensing hundreds of gallons of semen no matter how many times they have ejaculated before hand.

4. All men in hentai have penises at least 7 inches in length, any character with a penis below 7 inches will not have sex with anyone and is meant to be the butt of a joke.

5. All males have penises that resembles glowing rods of light or are censored in some form or fashion.

6. Rape does not exist in hentai, any forced sex act takes 30 seconds to one minute for the woman to begin enjoying it and begging for more.

7. All hentais have at least one she-male or hermaphrodite who has sex with at least one female character and/or one male character.

8. All women can take a penis of any size, even if they are a 13 year old virgin and a demon with a 2 foot long, 10 in in diameter penis it can enter her and she will enjoy it.

9. All females no matter how inexperienced or the size of the penis can give a expert blow job. (also known as the Snake Jaw Effect)

10. The size of the female bust is indirectly proportionate to their age. In other words the younger a girl is the larger her breasts are, although the age limit is 10. (also known as the Lina Inverse effect)

11. All females in hentai possess no pubic hair on their bodies.

12. All females and males in a hentai not having sex are under the age of 16 and when shown nude their genital areas seem to be nearly nonexistent or smaller then other males in the hentai.

13. Parents don't have sex in hentai. They just catch their children having sex.

14. The only relatives having sex in hentai are females having sex with anyone other then a spouse.

15. When a woman catches her spouse in adultery with another woman she usually joins in, unless it is part of the plot for her to be angry.

16. When a woman is caught committing adultery in a hentai it is usually with another woman and the male usually joins in.

17. Incest is common in hentai.

18. Orgies are also common in hentais.

19. The only people not having sex in a hentai are old people, fat people, perverts, and gay males. This is usually because they are the comic relief.

20. All women in hentai have orgasms.

21. Sex can happen anywhere, and with anyone. Two strangers can meet on the road and suddenly decide to have sex for little or no reason whatsoever.

22. All orgasms last 30 seconds to a minute, they are the greatest thing ever, and are multiple for females.

23. All men in hentai are capable of pleasing 3-10 women at once.

24. All men recover from a strong orgasm in mere seconds to minutes.

25. All women either swallow semen or enjoy it landing on their bodies or face, this also elicits orgasms in many cases.

26. No one ever gets pregnant or catches STDs in hentai.

27. All women enjoy anal sex in hentais. All women.

28. Aliens and monsters who have tentacles have incredible sexual stamina and all the tentacles are shaped like penises and/or are capable of ejaculation.

29. Any female raped or taken by a tentacle monster will have every orifice violated at least twice.

30. Shy, wallflower virgins are sex crazed nymphos waiting to be awakened by their first sex act.

31. Female teachers are the horniest, randiest, and most sex crazed women in the world.

32. There are almost no fat women in hentais. (also known as the Barbie Doll effect)

33. Females in school girl uniforms will have sex in some form or fashion unless they are overweight, or a joke character.

34. No one seems to mind being nude in hentai.

35. All males in hentai will have sex with at least 3 women before they finally have sex with the woman they love or desire most.

Laws of Lemons

(Note: these laws apply to lemons based on anime series and not original lemons, although much of the same laws still apply...)

1. If there are two characters who dislike each other, they will have sex.

2. If there are two characters who hate each other, they will have sex.

3. If there are two characters who, in a million years, would NEVER have sex, they will have sex.

4. If there are two characters who have repressed feelings for each other, they will suddenly realize the other loves them and then have sex.

5. If two characters are simply friends, they will have sex.

6. If one character is involved with another character, they will secretly want a third character, and will later have sex with that third character.

7. If there is a sexually repressed character anywhere in the series, they will observe or take part in a sexual act and immediately become a sex-starved individual.

7a. If that character is a boy, he will have sex with the person he either hates the most ~OR~ secretly harbors feelings for.

7b. If that character is a girl, she will become a sex-starved nymph and bang everyone in sight, unless she harbors feelings for another character, in which case she will simply become that character's personal sex toy.

8. If there is a boy who is masturbating and he is caught by a girl, they will have sex.

9. If there is a girl who is masturbating, the boy will watch her and masturbate as well. The girl will later catch him and he will admit to watching her, and they will have sex.

10. If the boy walks in on the girl masturbating, she will be very angry and throw him out, and later they will have sex ~OR~ the girl will be angry at first, then very turned-on and they will have sex.

11. If there are two girls who are just friends, they will have sex.

12. If there are two girls who are enemies, they will realize they love each other and have sex. This includes sudden realizations of love, one girl saving the other's life, or one girl consoling the other after the second girl realizes the male love of her life is cheating on her, marrying another, or tells her he doesn't like her.

13. Boy/boy sex will occur under similar instances as girl/girl sex, except boys don't need consoling if the girl they like is cheating on him, marrying another, or tells him she doesn't like him. Boys would rather hit something or get drunk when this happens (being drunk often leads to sex in all aspects of life, lemony or otherwise).

14. If there is a quiet, shy character in the series, she will follow a similar path as the sexually repressed character. However, if a boy is shy and quiet, he will have a large penis.

15. All boys will have a large penis.

16. All girls will have breasts that are larger than they first appear to be.

17. All girls will be virgins.

17a. All girls who aren't virgins will have more experience than a Times Square hooker.

18. All girls who are virgins will think their male counterpart's penis is "the biggest they've ever seen!" Since they're virgins, this is probably true. This, of course, still doesn't detract from how stupid it sounds.

19. All girls who are virgins will be experts at blowjobs, and will have no trouble putting a boy's penis in their mouth and swallowing their sperm.

19a. Girls who are virgin blowjob experts who DON'T swallow will have the sperm shot onto their face, breasts, and/or hair, and they will enjoy it.

20. Girls who are virgin blowjob experts will always be able to deepthroat, regardless if their first partner is a human, dog, horse, or any other being with a large phallus.

21. Virgin girls will always give the boy a blowjob before intercourse as a way of lubricant, and will not give any mind to their natural vaginal liquids that should have been generated by foreplay.

22. The word "@#%$" will be used frequently.

23. The breaking of the hymen will never deter the female from completing intercourse, even though it will hurt like a bitch.

24. Virgin boys will never prematurely ejaculate.

22. Virgin boys will always ejaculate more sperm than is humanly possible.

23. The word "load" will be used frequently.

24. Virgin boys will always regain an erection within the space of a few minutes. Less time is necessary if they're having sex with their true love.

25. No matter how big a penis is, it will always fit.

26. Vaginas are bottomless pits. It doesn't matter if the female is 10 years old and the male has a horse penis, it will all fit inside.

27. Anal sex will often occur after vaginal sex, and will never require anything more than a few strokes in the girl's vagina for lubricant.

28. Virgin girls will be in extreme pain when they first try anal sex, but will quickly orgasm from it.

29. Anal sex will always result in the boy's penis coming out sparkling clean, and often smelling of perfume.

30. Foreplay is a myth. Bad foreplay is the standard.

32. Girls will always climax. Never mind if their true love is bad in bed, they will orgasm simply because he is her true love.

33. Orgasms will always be the most intense in recorded history, but only if the two having sex are true loves.

33a. If the orgasm is not the most intense in recorded history, the female will experience multiple orgasms.

34. If another girl walks in on two characters having sex, they will have a threesome.

35. All girls involved in a threesome will have no previous lesbian experience, and will still be experts in performing oral sex on the other.

36. All girls involved in a threesome will 69. This isn't just a law, it's a rule.

37. If there is a girl a boy likes and she is bitchy, he will rape her.

38. All girls who are raped will eventually enjoy it and come to love their rapist.

39. All bitchy girls will be natural dominatrices.

40. All bitchy girls will have a secret submissive side that will be brought out by the boy when he rapes her.

41. If there are multiple male characters (they don't have to have names) they will gang-rape a bitchy girl, and she will enjoy it.

42. If multiple male characters gang-rape a shy girl, she will enjoy it and become a sex toy.

43. If there is a catgirl in the series, she will have sex, and often.

44. If there are two characters that are related in any way, they will have sex.

45. If a boy or girl has a good-looking parent (never mind what gender) they will have sex.

46. If there is an underage character, she will be molested by her parent(s).

47. If there is an underage character who is friends with a legal-age character, they will have sex.

48. STDs are a myth. They were wiped out with the plague.

49. Condoms are unnecessary, characters will only get pregnant when they choose to.

And finally...

50. If there are ANY characters, at ANY time, in ANY series, THEY WILL HAVE SEX!