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    Quote Originally Posted by ozymandis View Post
    Woah that's some serious shit any idea who was behind the threat
    Eyes are/were on a first year student, but I haven't heard any news ever since.

    I will now show you a poem explaining the hardships of living in the less-fortunate parts of Buenos Aires.



    Es que cerca de mi casa vive una piba
    Que por cinco mangos te chupa la pinga
    Yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
    Por eso no me cobra si quiero tocar sus tetas
    Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
    Por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
    Ella me dice "chico, invitame a fumar que ese es rico"
    No te asustes por lo que te cuento
    Pero en mi vecindario todo esto es cierto
    Todos tienen fierro, yuta tiene miedo
    Entonces tiran, sin preguntar primero
    Y esquivando balas con mi bicicleta
    Voy a casa de mi puntero a buscar mi yerba
    Él tiene ese faso rico
    Que cuando lo fumo quedo bien chino
    Y cuando salgo estoy atento
    Por que esos putos siempre se están escondiendo
    Los azules me persiguen por que fumo marihuana
    Y yo los mando "ja!"

    Yo los pierdo por un camino de tierra
    La lancha no me alcanza, está hecha mierda
    Algo se baja, me empieza a correr
    Pero no van agarrarme por que sé que hacer
    No voy a dejar de pedalear
    Hasta que salga por atrás a la calle Pilar
    Y voy a doblar en Echeandía
    Por que yo sé que ahí hay un solo policía
    Ese me conoce, no me va a parar
    Sabe que no ando en nada ilegal
    Sabe que solo vengo de comprar mi yerba
    Para tirarme abajo del sol y fumarme una vela
    Dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas...
    Y son sólo palabras por que fierro no tengo
    Pero la yuta quiere allanar mi ghetto
    Me buscan a mí por que no tienen huevos
    De tirotearse con esos que mueven a terceros
    Yo los espero que vengan cuando quieran
    Mirando Los Simpson y fumando una vela

    Es que cerca de mi casa vive una piba
    Que por cinco mangos te chupa la pinga
    Yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
    Por eso no me cobra si quiero tocar sus tetas
    Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
    Por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
    Ella me dice "chico, invitame a fumar que ese es rico"
    No te asustes por lo que te cuento
    Pero en mi vecindario todo esto es cierto
    Todos tienen fierro, yuta tiene miedo
    Entonces tiran, sin preguntar primero.
    Y esquivando balas con mi bicicleta
    Voy a casa de mi puntero a buscar mi yerba
    Él tiene ese faso rico
    Que cuando lo fumo veo el mundial de Japón
    Y cuando salgo estoy atento
    Por que esos putos siempre se están escondiendo
    Los azules me persiguen por que fumo marihuana
    Y yo los mando "ja!"

    Yo los pierdo por un camino de tierra
    La lancha no me alcanza, está hecha mierda
    Algo se baja, me empieza a correr
    Pero no van agarrarme por que sé que hacer
    No voy a dejar de pedalear
    Hasta que salga por atrás a la calle Pilar
    Y voy a doblar en Echeandía
    Por que yo sé que ahí hay un solo policía
    Ese me conoce, no me va a parar
    Sabe que no ando en nada ilegal
    Sabe que solo vengo de comprar mi yerba
    Para tirarme abajo del sol y fumarme una vela
    Dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas...
    Y son sólo palabras por que fierro no tengo
    Pero la yuta quiere allanar mi ghetto
    Me buscan a mí por que no tienen huevos
    De tirotearse con esos que mueven a terceros
    Yo los espero que vengan cuando quieran
    Mirando Los Simpson y fumando una vela...
    Dos velas, tres velas, cuatro velas, digo cinco velas,
    seis velas, siete velas, ocho velas, digo nueve velas,
    La la la la la la la la la la la la
    (Diez velas, once velas, doce velas, trece velas)
    La la la la la la la la la la la la
    (Catorce velas, quince velas, dieciséis velas)
    Near my house lives this chick
    That will suck your dick for five bucks
    I've known her since she was little
    That's why she won't charge me for touching her boobs
    She lives two houses away from my dealer
    That's why I see her when I go buy blunts
    She tells me "boy, share some of those tasty things"
    Don't be scared by what I'm telling you
    But in my neighborhood all of this is true
    Everyone's strapped, the cops are afraid
    So they shoot without asking first
    And dodging bullets in my bicycle
    I go to my dealer's house to get my weed
    He has these tasty blunts
    That turn me Chinese when I smoke them
    And when I come out I'm really careful
    Because those faggots are always hiding
    The blue ones chase me because I smoke marijuana
    And I tell them "hah!"

    I lose them on a ground road
    The cop car can't catch me, it's totaled
    Something gets off, starts chasing me
    But they won't catch me because I know what to do
    I won't stop pedaling
    Until coming out through the back on Pilar street
    And I'll turn on Echeandía
    Because I know there's only one cop there
    He knows me, he's not gonna stop me
    He knows I'm not on anything illegal
    He knows I'm just back from buying my weed
    To lay under the sun and smoke a joint
    Two joints, three joints, four joints...
    And these are just words because I've got no gat
    But the cops want to raid my ghetto
    They look for me because they have no balls
    To shootout those that piss off third parties
    I await them, let them come whenever they want,
    watching The Simpsons and smoking a joint

    Near my house lives this chick
    That will suck your dick for five bucks
    I've known her since she was little
    That's why she won't charge me for touching her boobs
    She lives two houses away from my dealer
    That's why I see her when I go buy blunts
    She tells me "boy, share some of those tasty things"
    Don't be scared by what I'm telling you
    But in my neighborhood all of this is true
    Everyone's strapped, the cops are afraid
    So they shoot without asking first.
    And dodging bullets in my bicycle
    I go to my dealer's house to get my weed
    He has these tasty blunts
    That make me see the Japan World Cup when I smoke 'em
    And when I come out I'm really careful
    Because those faggots are always hiding
    The blue ones chase me because I smoke marijuana
    And I tell them "hah!"

    I lose them on a ground road
    The cop car can't catch me, it's totaled
    Something gets off, starts chasing me
    But they won't catch me because I know what to do
    I won't stop pedaling
    Until coming out through the back on Pilar street
    And I'll turn on Echeandía
    Because I know there's only one cop there
    He knows me, he's not gonna stop me
    He knows I'm not on anything illegal
    He knows I'm just back from buying my weed
    To lay under the sun and smoke a joint
    Two joints, three joints, four joints...
    And these are just words because I've got no gat
    But the cops want to raid my ghetto
    They look for me because they have no balls
    To shootout those that piss off third parties
    I await them, let them come whenever they want,
    watching The Simpsons and smoking a joint...
    Two joints, three joints, four joints, I say five joints,
    six joints, seven joints, eight joints, I say nine joints,
    La la la la la la la la la la la la
    (Ten joints, eleven joints, twelve joints, thirteen joints)
    La la la la la la la la la la la la
    (Fourteen joints, fifteen joints, sixteen joints)
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    This is just great. Karagarga is freaking dead I can't get in touch with none of it's members and now I'm left with the perverts of empornium that wanna trade with me gay-torrents. I was suppose to get fux0r 3 weeks ago. DAMN IT!!!
    And also mRatio died on me, it crashes frequently. Lack of time, tools and intellectual strength is the recipe for mass disabling.
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    My MP3 player died completely today. Didn't react to any buttons, flipping of the power switch, or plugging into a USB port. I opened it, shorted all pins in all the chips I could reach, then plugged it in again - it started up and worked just fine.

    Victory of man over machine
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    shorted all pins in all the chips I could reach
    And this action depends on what theory ?
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    I knew from reading the unofficial documentation for these players that a quick pin-shorting pass while connected to a power source, either battery or USB, can trigger a reset and potentially bring them back to life. Although shorting certain pins in the NAND memory can also erase its contents (and the firmware resides within, on a hidden region), something I didn't account for. So I'm guessing I took the "try some risky stuff, can't get worse than this" path.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    She asked me how audio digitalization works yesterday. I've never been happier to know what it takes to pass the What.cd interview
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    I knew from reading the unofficial documentation for these players that a quick pin-shorting pass while connected to a power source, either battery or USB, can trigger a reset and potentially bring them back to life. Although shorting certain pins in the NAND memory can also erase its contents (and the firmware resides within, on a hidden region), something I didn't account for. So I'm guessing I took the "try some risky stuff, can't get worse than this" path.
    A good way to UN-brick devices that support it is jtag, if your device supports it. It's pretty cool to work with and not too difficult to use.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Test_Action_Group
    UrJTAG - Universal JTAG library, server and tools
    Application error: warning -> battery failure imminent ~ shutting down NOW permanent == message to Earth -- finalized shudown code ... 6ikf9849l+!~:'?.|\
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    Sadly it's not:

    S1MP3 Wiki - JTAG

    There is an in-circuit emulator, however, and apparently people have recovered dead players using it.

    Almost nothing about these devices is officially documented, and as community interest dwindled, there is also less unofficial documentation (e.g. none of the existing programs support the new players emulating a 1024-byte sector size).

    On the flip side, they cost $10 and can last for years if you take good care of them. My 2010 one would still be running if I hadn't (accidentally) dropped it inside my coffee last year
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    S1MP3 Wiki - Z80

    cool... I've used to work a lot with Z80 processor. It was amazing what could be done with such a small instruction set.

    Two cups of coffee and you could buy a new player
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    Look at what reality threw my way today. Never used, original packaging.

    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    As Green Day would say "I don't want to live in the modern world!" and "I don't give a shit for the modern world".

    Spoilers below for those that haven't seen the end of final season of game of thrones.
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    Quick question for EU people... what the hell did Greece do with those 1.6 billion euros?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."
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    Only God knows! I don't understand how such country, with so many tourism points can go bankrupt?!
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    I love when women rub their fingers on the edge of cup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Quick question for EU people... what the hell did Greece do with those 1.6 billion euros?
    when evil that occupied people heads go away then they can stop thinking about fucking wars and pay just 1% of what they did spend on this damn fucking and unreasonable amount of money to help such countries !!, But no the war is more important !!
    Damn anon sometimes I feel like you live in my head , your post was just an echo to my question to my dad three hours ago.
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