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    Boys. I think Snitlev may have got it right. The more beer, whiskey, shine, liquer, and other strong drink you take in, soon you'll see all the fat women as nice thin and attractive women. You'll be so drunk, you won't know that your falling in love with a fat woman. Once the fat woman, whom you see as a thin and attractive woman, sits on top ( if you understand my meaning with that), you'll lose weight so fast, you'll wonder how come you didn't think of it earlier. Should work like a charm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SealLion View Post
    Boys. I think Snitlev may have got it right. The more beer, whiskey, shine, liquer, and other strong drink you take in, soon you'll see all the fat women as nice thin and attractive women. You'll be so drunk, you won't know that your falling in love with a fat woman. Once the fat woman, whom you see as a thin and attractive woman, sits on top ( if you understand my meaning with that), you'll lose weight so fast, you'll wonder how come you didn't think of it earlier. Should work like a charm.
    that a interesting theory makes complete sense

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    this is best way to lose weight sex end sex end more sex
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    Sex and careless intake of booze go hand-in-hand. You see. It's like this. Science has revealed that fingerless gloves (we're talking about the kind that dominatrix's wear) are supposed to enhance the 'kinkyness' factor. Heightened 'kinkyness' factor supposedly increases caloric output with a simultaneous increase in one's desire for more stronger and faster paced sexual performances (when the action gets going, that is). This is due to having an adreneline rush. Science reveals that stronger and faster sexual performances and activities increase one's need for Miller Lite to have drunk sex. Hence, as Snitlev revealed (and as briefly explained), is a brilliant idea for losing weight.
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    "God, from the mount Sinai
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    He descending, will Himself,
    in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpet’s sound,
    ordain them laws".


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    hmm..I am agree with you. I want also add here some more.
    Drink Water.
    Use Your Sense of Smell.
    Log Your Food Consumption.
    I hope it's also really help.
    Last edited by Ameey; 31.05.13 at 08:53.
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    well i take green tea in morning and believe me its very helpful.
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