Funny IRC Quotes

**Instab** · 18.01.11, 04:32

well, it had to come

so let's start right away:

03:44 <~VwTE1r> oh, alpacino
03:45 <+SBfreak> hi guys
03:45 <~VwTE1r> hi
03:45 <~VwTE1r> alpacino is AU right?
03:45 <~VwTE1r> !voice add alpacino
03:46 <+SBfreak> fail?
03:46 <~VwTE1r> mhm

**Extraterrestrial** · 18.01.11, 19:31

Extraterrestrial: Google it or wait for anon.
Extraterrestrial: He's our Google.

**anon** · 21.01.11, 20:19

<Extraterrestrial> HELLO [SBI]BOT
<-- [SBI]Bot has kicked Extraterrestrial from #SB-I (Turn caps lock OFF!)
<anon-sbi> Owned
<ErroR> pwned

<hellman> lol
<hellman> sbhibot is lickin everyone

**anon** · 23.01.11, 02:40

And another one...

<slikrapid> !beer
* VwTE1r Gets slikrapid beer
<slikrapid> !cookies as well
* VwTE1r Gets slikrapid cookies as well
<Rebound> !chips
* VwTE1r Gets Rebound chips
<anon-sbi> !Rebound killed
* VwTE1r Gets anon-sbi Rebound killed
<anon-sbi> Shit
<Rebound> lol
<anon-sbi> Of course, it doesn't work like *I* intend to.

**Resurrection** · 24.01.11, 04:16

Originally Posted by anon

<hellman> sbhibot is lickin everyone

I think this quote was funnier than ET getting kicked... I don't want no bot licking me...

**Instab** · 24.01.11, 08:44

Originally Posted by anon

And another one...

glad you like my auto-stuff

**anon** · 24.01.11, 18:13

slikrapid got beer and cookies, Rebound got beer and chips, and ghostfucker got a blowjob... but I couldn't get Rebound killed

**Instab** · 28.01.11, 03:27

Originally Posted by anon

I couldn't get Rebound killed

Mutiny

**anon** · 04.02.11, 00:26

I knew it.

There's nothing going on IRC

**Instab** · 04.02.11, 01:20

Originally Posted by anon

I knew it.

There's nothing going on IRC

sometimes words are not enough and you have to show stuff to make your point ^^

**anon** · 04.02.11, 16:48

Show me stuff.

**Instab** · 04.02.11, 21:05

Originally Posted by anon

Show me stuff.

not what i meant ^^

**anon** · 05.02.11, 22:55

Code:

<anon-sbi> Mmm how the hell do you remove a ban
<anon-sbi> So much for me being an IRC &
<Extraterrestrial> v6ph1 sets ban on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> Let's see if this works
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* anon-sbi sets mode +Q #SB-I
* anon-sbi sets invite on -b!*@*
<anon-sbi> Alright what the fuck did I just do :|
<Extraterrestrial> lol
* anon-sbi sets mode +i #SB-I
* anon-sbi sets mode -i #SB-I
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
<anon-sbi> AW SHIT
* Extraterrestrial sets invite on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> No, I'm not stupid enoigh to fall for that
<anon-sbi> *enough
* anon-sbi removes ban on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> Cool.

I think I'm the most stupid IRC admin around

**ErRor** · 05.02.11, 23:13

Originally Posted by anon

Code:

<anon-sbi> Mmm how the hell do you remove a ban
<anon-sbi> So much for me being an IRC &
<Extraterrestrial> v6ph1 sets ban on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> Let's see if this works
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* anon-sbi sets mode +Q #SB-I
* anon-sbi sets invite on -b!*@*
<anon-sbi> Alright what the fuck did I just do :|
<Extraterrestrial> lol
* anon-sbi sets mode +i #SB-I
* anon-sbi sets mode -i #SB-I
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
* #SB-I :You're not a channel owner
<anon-sbi> AW SHIT
* Extraterrestrial sets invite on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> No, I'm not stupid enoigh to fall for that
<anon-sbi> *enough
* anon-sbi removes ban on LOQUILLO!*@*
<anon-sbi> Cool.

I think I'm the most stupid IRC admin around

great to see that you unban him finally