Google: We're Actually Really Small

[SealLion]

check it out:

How the tech titan plans to argue that it’s not a monopoly.


hree times in the last month, government agencies have targeted Google (GOOG) for antitrust reviews. An outstanding private lawsuit alleges that Google tried to kill a business-to-business search engine with predatory pricing. And during the waning months of the Bush administration, soon-to-be Obama antitrust chief Christine Varney declared that Google "has acquired a monopoly in Internet online advertising." Last month she asserted that the Bush administration had been too lax in combating monopolistic behavior and that the Obama Justice Department would no longer "stand on the sidelines.

See.
Just one more reason why Google-god is great and good.



Here's the link in case you don't beleieve me.

Google: We're Actually Really Small: How the tech titan plans to argue that it?s not a monopoly. | The Big Money

[anonftw]

ZOMG ! I use a google service hundreds of times a day. All my family and friends use gmail. I am stuck using the gtalk interface in the webmail interface for those "secret" messages that can't be posted in PMs or on forums. I use google maps as does everyone I know .....goog411 toll free information and business services for free prank phone calls .....google earth ...google images .......bleh

[SealLion]

Bow down and worship Google-god, now










Yippeeee...........600 posts!!!!!!





I did it!!!!!!!!!!








Eat me people!!!.....er......maybe not.




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[anonftw]

/me bows and worship

Oh yeah, I was once IP banned from all google domains for 12 hours from using a utility called Goolag a little too well. I was seriously internet crippled !

[SealLion]

I remember this site. I had a look around there too at one point. Can't recall how I came across it.

I think stumbleupon'ing while stumbling through the 'hacking' section of the extension.

I"m gonna have a look around there again.

[anon]

Congrats SealLion

It's the first time I hear about someone being banned from Google - must have been awful! Perhaps you could have used Scroogle in the meantime?

About the main topic, yes, there are other options, but Google Search has already built itself a good reputation, and it also pushed by browsers, etc. having it as the default engine.

But well, people are on their full right to use something else, yes?

[SealLion]

Google is 'de best, yes??
Google-god is all powerful and browzers worship the thing beyond redemption and unto fertility.
And so they should.
Google-god never masquerades as a 'wanna be'.
Google-god is 'de main man.
Google-god is IT!!!

You see. Every day thousands of smart, clever, and intelligent gerbils petition Google-god for thier jelly babies.
And Google-god grants them thier wish.

You see, Google-god is mighty.

So you see, this is why everybody should forget about YahooBoy.
He's a wanna-be.
And yes, of course my friend. People can use what-ever they want.




EDIT: You DO believe everything I tell you,....... don't you??



Oh, and by-the-way.......

HEy, man!! You can't do that. That's my trademark.





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[anon]

HEy, man!! You can't do that. That's my trademark.

Sorry about that

There was another question in my post ending with "right?", so I didn't want to repeat the term again and used your style. Somewhere between rewriting it, the "right?" got lost.

Feel free to steal a word from me in return.

[SealLion]

Oh, no worries at all, anon. No worries at all.

I think you know that it was all a joke, anyways,yes??

You can go right ahead and use 'yes' at the end of any sentence you make up. As a matter of fact. I think that all SBI'er's should start using it.
This way, we'll be distinguished and never extinguished from the other cheat board, yes??

LOL.


This whole thread for me has become a kind of silly-humor thing, anyways.

But just remmember, Google-God is watching and every word we text, Google-god knows about and keeps records for ever and ever.

There's millions of little gerbils that find thier jellie babies when their looking up stuff on the internet and when they find stuff that we text, Google-god will tell all.

[anon]

Thanks for that.

By the way, if you put this two-line TXT file in the root of your Web server, Google can no longer "see" it

User-agent: *
Disallow: /

[SealLion]

that's cool. How specifically do I do this, then??

That'll be nice.

[anon]

That's only for Web servers - i.e. if you own one, you can put such a file in its root to prevent (almost?) all search engines from crawling your site.

But as a surfer, using CustomizeGoogle for Firefox would be a good start. If you don't use, for example, GMail or any other service requiring you to enable cookies (like me) you can disable them for Google altogether, or even use Scroogle.

[slikrapid]

Google-god ....

if you repeat it enough times we might actually believe it

Every day thousands of smart, clever, and intelligent gerbils petition Google-god for thier jelly babies.
And Google-god grants them thier wish.

but he is kinda sloppy at it, never knows exactly what you want, so he just spits out whatever he can think of, and since you are a puny human he grants you only 10 pages of jelly babies to pick from

You see, Google-god is mighty.

the mightier they get, the harder they fall, yes??

or even use Scroogle.

btw they have a funny gallery there with google as the main theme:

http://www.scroogle.org/th/thumbs.html

[nishant]

/me bows and worship

Oh yeah, I was once IP banned from all google domains for 12 hours from using a utility called Goolag a little too well. I was seriously internet crippled !

er, what exactly is Goolag, and why would Google ban you for using it?

[anon]

It appears Goolag is a service letting you search the cDc hacker group database for known exploits.