Uh Oh!! The World’s Ten Best and Worst Lovers (The germans are gonna hate this..)
Worlds Worst Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
World’s Best Lovers:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
Quote:
International travel has always had an allure for the single gal. The thrill of losing yourself in a perfectly baked pain au chocolat, the indulgent kisses of an accented man, the fortuitous Eurail cabin-turned-soul mate.
We’ve all had that fantasy, admit it: Ever since Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke meandered Viennese streets in Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise, you, too, have held out hope for your own slice of the intercontinental embrace.
The good news is that with airfare at an all time low, if you’ve got the money then now’s the time to go. The other good news is that now you know where and with whom you are more likely to receive the most satisfying embrace. Thank the recession for the former, and a survey carried out by the global research site OnePoll.com for the latter.
Stay away from Northern Europe, ladies, if you want some satisfaction between a hostel’s starchy sheets: German men have been voted the world’s worst lovers—narrowly beating their British counterparts to the unwanted title. The reasons? German men have B.O. (sauerkraut?) and English men are just too lazy.
Other surprising results culled from the poll’s respondents, which sampled women from twenty countries to rate nations on their ability in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers, include Swedish men as “too quick to the finish” and the Dutch as too dominating. Really? Who would have thought? Seriously, aren’t those countries known for their progressive sexual appetites? Does He Finish Too Soon? It May Not Be His Fault.
“These results,” said a spokesperson for OnePoll.com, “are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travelers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.”
The World?s Ten Best and Worst Lovers - DivineCaroline
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Hey don't kill the messenger... :P
