I want a pretty woman now. If you are a pretty woman, come to NYC, so I could have sex with you.
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I want a pretty woman now. If you are a pretty woman, come to NYC, so I could have sex with you.
Nope, this is where you want to start this thread. :fst:
hilarious pal :biggrinflip:
Come on, you're ruining all the fun! :wfrown:Quote:
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I guess we must add something like Google's Goggles to the New Thread and Reply buttons :P
And ban any pimps! (just in case the above fails)
NY should have loads of pretty women, what seems to be the issue? don't expect any girl from sbi to 'jump the wagon', for that you ought to be at least a member to have any chance at all :P
how old is to be the girl?
wow ! take it easy man ! we will sent you an old woman if you want to ?
Wow,great give me your phonenumber,i come!
well, users gotta have something to show for, you can't expect hot girls (and/or pretty women) to jump at some 'unknown person' (as stated under Oleg's nick) - you would fi. have a much better chance, being 'very valued' and all ;)
hmmm I totally agree.
Although I dont have senority here but Im above member status, that must count for something
So c'mon bring it on!!!
you want a girl... and I HAVE one :P
dude "one" is not enuf
what if she has a big (insatiable) appetite?
extra rounds?
double up bonus for every down?
daily special?
ask the girl?
Admins please add a Macho-Ranking system, the ladies need it! (Once we have some in the forum of course :P)
machos or ladies or both?Quote:
Originally Posted by desodorante
Hey all,
i'll be the annoying health-care wise ass here,
so....
1) Why would a woman/girl come to you, are you a fame or something, being a "Member" just don't cut it, or maybe i'm missing something?
1.5) Don't say "moderator"s can have better options please, it must be us, mods are usually internet nerd :P , they don't know how to deal with girls i bet :P
example would be:
"Mod: DearMemberoops my darling, Can please upload an image of yourself so i can ready my........?
"Girl: Yeah baby *uploads on imagewtf.com"
"Mod: No, No, read the rules!!!, It includes an allowed list of image hosters"
"Girl: ah, ok *uploads at imageshack.us"
"If Mod=anon Then: NO Again, http://www.sb-innovation.de/f49/f-k-imageshack-20889/"
"Girl: damn you silly, i'm going to cheatos, he doesn't do that :P"
:P
2) What if you/she have/has Aids? Who'll rewind time back?
3) Uhm, and what if I/She belong to human-part trading/selling/stealing organizations ? then I'll be gone for ever.
4) More specifically, what if she faked her image as a hot one, whereas she is uber-ugly cow? where do i assure my rights and my patience and maybe money over teh internet?
On Topic:
I'd appreciated if someone can "send me" a hot virgin cute blondeasapnow (please?).
It'd be also nice to send a hacked PS3 with it :D <- Fail request i know, who the hell needs ps3s when you have..err....censored :D
kthxbye
1) call triple-M for Mighty Mating Member, gotta reckon with that power
1.5) damnit, good points there, mods will have hard time disputing that...and in the meantime, as they are busy with trying to find counterarguments, the triple-M will cause the girl to say to him: cheatos? he doesn't do that!
2) the triple-M knows all about that conspiracy, thus no rewinding needed
3) after the triple-M is done with her she will be ready to sell her soul for (insert a mighty worthless word)
4) better hope no fanatical triple-M's from india hear such blasphemy or you'll be in a mighty big trouble
on topic...see the above anal.ysis :P
oh crap there isn't such "title" like that here :frown:,
Triple-M yeah :lol: ?! sounds neat. Can he beatunderIn-The-Room-Taker?
Shhh, you don't know whats in the Mod-ToolBox :P,Quote:
1.5) damnit, good points there, mods will have hard time disputing that...and in the meantime, as they are busy with trying to find counterarguments, the triple-M will cause the girl to say to him: cheatos? he doesn't do that!
maybe a personality-converter or an intelligent installable mind with the
"Romance From The Titanic By James Cameron Special Edition Bonus Disk".
Where do I apply for that title? :huh:Quote:
2) the triple-M knows all about that conspiracy, thus no rewinding needed
oh wait, there isn't any :frown:
One-time "use" girls, nah thats just a very very bad ideaQuote:
3) after the triple-M is done with her she will be ready to sell her soul for (insert a mighty big word)
:dabs:,Quote:
4) better hope no fanatical triple-M's from india hear such blasphemy or you'll be in a mighty big trouble
I found a solution!,
Lets ban Romania.......... :D
hehe, its like secret superheroes (SS for short, ups): triple-M when in action, ordinary M in public
they aren't called Mighty for nothing ;)Quote:
Triple-M yeah :lol: ?! sounds neat. Can he beatunderIn-The-Room-Taker?
hmmm, today's personality converters are all emo spawning pools (by governmental seal of approval)...and you know what happened to the titanic (girls don't do the same mistake twice)Quote:
maybe a personality-converter or an intelligent installable mind with the
"Romance From The Titanic By James Cameron Special Edition Bonus Disk".
not write-once, re-writable with a preference to a single Mighty burner :biggrin:Quote:
One-time "use" girls, nah thats just a very very bad idea
does that work?Quote:
I found a solution!,
Lets ban Romania.......... :D
i heard romanians are like boomerangs...they always come back :biggrin:
:w00t:, we must have one then,
Triple-M, please show yourself.
brainwashing always works with live examples! ;),Quote:
hmmm, today's personality converters are all emo spawning pools (by governmental seal of approval)...and you know what happened to the titanic (girls don't do the same mistake twice)
as for the girls part, true then,
lets hope mods don't have any solutions so we can get the cool part!
The problem is, what if I wasn't compatible with technology, and I need to replace "some parts", well that's pity :frown:.Quote:
not write-only, re-writable with a preference to a single Mighty burner :biggrin:
No, it doesn't but banning countries improves the 1337ness of this operation and probably will get more "good" users into the tracker/title.Quote:
does that work?
You sound offended, however that wasn't my intention :gsmile:
I want to have sex with this woman:
http://www.butterflysearcher.com/wp-...1697_1/005.jpg
they'll do it at the first sign of mighty promising action, meaning we'll have to wait until a girl/woman of fitting description shows up
nothing to worry about, they'll probably take some time tinkering with their software...then there are all those options to check/test...girls will have to wait until all that is done...they forgot about the early bird thing though ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cheatos
you worry too much, just flash your new/polished Mighty driver and you're good to go for another endless re-writing session :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by cheatos
yeah...meaning more girls to check out whether the tracker can fulfill their needs :klatsch_3:Quote:
Originally Posted by cheatos
How many do you want? :D
Hey maybe an orgy? xDD
Just tell me where and when and I'm in ^^
I want to make love to one of you, beautiful women.
Girls looks better with dresses :) I don't like that picture either.
Keeps dreaming :D
I got a better one here anyway:P
judging by the speechlessness (and/or DIY busyness) of other members i'd say she's cute enough, not to mention that Oleg just made a grave error of revealing her identity to the ever-present ever-ready ever-successful triple-M's...kiss the girl goodbye then :biggrin: