Colombia will beat your asses :D
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Some things we learn from Hollywood:
You can get a cab in the middle of a desert and in just one second by yelling "taxi" and/or whistling.
To pay for said cab, just take a random bill off your wallet. It'll cover the exact fare price.
Even if you're driving downhill in an straight path, you have to turn the steering wheel left and right every now and then.
Cowboys don't have blood, as despite them getting shot and agonizing on the ground for a long time, not a single drop of blood will be seen.
An electrical fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will leave no lasting sequelae in an eight year-old kid.
In an American bar, you only have to tell the bartender "give me a drink", for him to serve you exactly what you wanted.
If said bar has a stairhandle leading to an upper floor, it is really likely that during the next bar fight, someone will break it like it's made of paper.
I can bet 2x1 Brazil against Colombia. I can be pretty sure since Im winning the sweepstake at work. Who bet against me?
its possible, and possible in surrealist(ic) moviesQuote:
You can get a cab in the middle of a desert and in just one second by yelling "taxi" and/or whistling.
To pay for said cab, just take a random bill off your wallet. It'll cover the exact fare price.
the second one also if your wallet is filled with large bills (only)
why? to keep going straight, to keep the vehicle on that path, if its not a very wide path or...Quote:
Even if you're driving downhill in an straight path, you have to turn the steering wheel left and right every now and then.
don't see the problem, in fact, its funnier that way (unintentionally?) and saves a lot on the dry cleaning billsQuote:
Cowboys don't have blood, as despite them getting shot and agonizing on the ground for a long time, not a single drop of blood will be seen.
the fence was turned on, right? ;)Quote:
An electrical fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will leave no lasting sequelae in an eight year-old kid.
the kid was no boy-wonder or pre-teen superhero?
there were times when they only served whiskey in bars?Quote:
In an American bar, you only have to tell the bartender "give me a drink", for him to serve you exactly what you wanted.
to get the most commonly served drink you don't need to specify what you want?
more like: like it hasn't been properly assembled/fastened yetQuote:
If said bar has a stairhandle leading to an upper floor, it is really likely that during the next bar fight, someone will break it like it's made of paper.
u srs? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Sazzy
...and you should never let something like realism get in the way of a good story, anyway :wtongue:
Here are some more.
- The St. Patrick's Day parade takes place every day (except for Christmas) and is a great way to get rid of bad guys chasing you.
- Landing a Boeing 747 with zero piloting knowledge is very easy, just follow the instructions the control tower will give you over radio. If you have played aerial combat videogames, you won't even need that.
- All grocery bags are made of brown paper and must have some bread peeking just out of them.
- Most handgun magazines hold at least 300 rounds, but you'll still run out at a critical time.
- Most cars will explode if they turn over or fall from a great height.
- Ventilation ducts are always big enough for one or more people to crawl through, and completely dust-free.
- Cops will only solve a case after the Chief of Police (who's always black and very quick-tempered) has taken their badge away.
- Most UFOs, meteors or random artifacts coming from outer space will land inside the United States.
- When turned on, televisions will instantly auto-tune to a channel where a news reporter is discussing recent events directly related to you.
That reminds me of lethal weapon series :DQuote:
Cops will only solve a case after the Chief of Police (who's always black and very quick-tempered) has taken their badge away.
Seeing the toolbox-size cell phone and the talk about being "an 80s man" in Lethal Weapon 1 are somewhat amusing now.
must be 'the luck o' the irish', expiring on the date of the christ mass (when the bad guys get you)Quote:
The St. Patrick's Day parade takes place every day (except for Christmas) and is a great way to get rid of bad guys chasing you.
why not, essentially you just need the speed/angles/gears roughly adjusted with just a few (rather obvious) levers/buttonsQuote:
Landing a Boeing 747 with zero piloting knowledge is very easy, just follow the instructions the control tower will give you over radio. If you have played aerial combat videogames, you won't even need that.
now, whether the plane would 'survive' the crash is another matter
well sure, how else would we know they bought something (like bread), not to mention that the critics might complain about the bag contents (or the lack thereof), also, french bread tends to do that (stick out)Quote:
All grocery bags are made of brown paper and must have some bread peeking just out of them.
can't let those bullets go to waste (unused)Quote:
Most handgun magazines hold at least 300 rounds, but you'll still run out at a critical time.
also, i hear those magazines from 'hot shots' were even bigger (something like a few orders of magnitude that is hehe)
most drivers are so nervous/hectic that regardless of the incident they always react wildly and manage to turn the car over (didn't 007 hold some kind of a record with the highest number of mid-air rotations?)Quote:
Most cars will explode if they turn over or fall from a great height.
not too strange if you check out the size of their underground sewer 'ducts', you can drive military vehicles in/through those thingsQuote:
Ventilation ducts are always big enough for one or more people to crawl through, and completely dust-free.
no, they solve the case regardless of having this thing called 'the badge' or notQuote:
Cops will only solve a case after the Chief of Police (who's always black and very quick-tempered) has taken their badge away.
also, it kinda shows 'the chief' who's 'the boss' hehe
'united states' represent globally united countries, makes sense metaphoricallyQuote:
Most UFOs, meteors or random artifacts coming from outer space will land inside the United States.
ufo craze is the highest in usa, makes sense statistically
its more convenient to use usa locations and such, makes sense logistically
gotta give them some benefit of the doubt, makes sense cinematically
even naming them 'usa' might make sense, ummm, patriotically?
thats cause the viewers are living on their daily news diet, when not on their daily soap operas (known as tv series and such)Quote:
When turned on, televisions will instantly auto-tune to a channel where a news reporter is discussing recent events directly related to you.
or is this the way hollywood would like it to be?