The Three Biggest Coporate Lies

3 Biggest Software Lies:

The program's fully tested and bugfree.
We're working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.

3 Biggest Computer Room Lies:

As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
The new machines on order.

3 Biggest Large Company Lies:

We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
People are our greatest resource.
We say 'let the marketplace decide'.

3 Biggest Small Company Lies:

We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
The boss is just one of the guys.
Staying small is a conscious decision.