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    Uh Oh!! The World’s Ten Best and Worst Lovers (The germans are gonna hate this..)

    Worlds Worst Lovers:

    1. Germany (too smelly)
    2. England (too lazy)
    3. Sweden (too quick)
    4. Holland (too dominating)
    5. America (too rough)
    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
    7. Wales (too selfish)
    8. Scotland (too loud)
    9. Turkey (too sweaty)
    10. Russia (too hairy)

    World’s Best Lovers:

    1. Spain
    2. Brazil
    3. Italy
    4. France
    5. Ireland
    6. South Africa
    7. Australia
    8. New Zealand
    9. Denmark
    10. Canada


    International travel has always had an allure for the single gal. The thrill of losing yourself in a perfectly baked pain au chocolat, the indulgent kisses of an accented man, the fortuitous Eurail cabin-turned-soul mate.

    We’ve all had that fantasy, admit it: Ever since Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke meandered Viennese streets in Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise, you, too, have held out hope for your own slice of the intercontinental embrace.

    The good news is that with airfare at an all time low, if you’ve got the money then now’s the time to go. The other good news is that now you know where and with whom you are more likely to receive the most satisfying embrace. Thank the recession for the former, and a survey carried out by the global research site OnePoll.com for the latter.

    Stay away from Northern Europe, ladies, if you want some satisfaction between a hostel’s starchy sheets: German men have been voted the world’s worst lovers—narrowly beating their British counterparts to the unwanted title. The reasons? German men have B.O. (sauerkraut?) and English men are just too lazy.

    Other surprising results culled from the poll’s respondents, which sampled women from twenty countries to rate nations on their ability in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers, include Swedish men as “too quick to the finish” and the Dutch as too dominating. Really? Who would have thought? Seriously, aren’t those countries known for their progressive sexual appetites? Does He Finish Too Soon? It May Not Be His Fault.

    “These results,” said a spokesperson for OnePoll.com, “are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travelers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.”

    The World?s Ten Best and Worst Lovers - DivineCaroline


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    1. Germany (too smelly)
    OMG, you definitely shouldn't copy this here!
    Last edited by Extraterrestrial; 28.09.10 at 07:43.
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    alternative cliche-inspired assumptions (probably with a similar value as the original pole results):

    Worlds Worst Lovers:
    1. Germany (too smelly) too uncomfortable (beer bellies)
    2. England (too lazy) too irritating (for ears due to the accent, for eyes due to the reddish pigment)
    3. Sweden (too quick) too tamed (socialist paradise)
    4. Holland (too dominating) too unfocused (dreaming/thinking about their windmills)
    5. America (too rough) or aggressive (proof can be seen in metal music) or ADD-ed (medicated) or emo (proof in untrue music)
    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) too primitive (as opposed to their ancient times)
    7. Wales (too selfish) self-explanatory (sheep-obsessed nation)
    8. Scotland (too loud) bagpipe lungs, too traditional (mountain people in kilts), too opportunist (sean connery lookalikes)
    9. Turkey (too sweaty) too hairy (with ridiculous mustaches)
    10. Russia (too hairy) too drunk (vodka not ftw in this case)


    World’s Best Lovers, but...certain conditions need to be fulfilled:
    1. Spain - only if the partner wears a red outfit and yells 'ole'
    2. Brazil - only when a football ball is used as a fetish and a whip for subsequent ritualistic self-punishment
    3. Italy - same as brazil, except for different (but nonetheless obligatory) religious memorabilia
    4. France - only if the partner is not english or german and if an image of the eiffel tower is present/visible at all times
    5. Ireland - only with a sufficient guinness supply (preferably at the proper temperature)
    6. South Africa - only if their partner continuously whispers 'mandela' in their ear
    7. Australia - only if done in the natural habitat of the aussie outback
    8. New Zealand - only while hobbits were the craze (a hobbit outfit may help though)
    9. Denmark - see under holland
    10. Canada - someone had to fit as nr. 10 or ask the americans why not

    note to overly patriotic readers: the above mentioned is not to be taken too seriously
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    Germany still has some of the finest women on earth. So not bad to be a German horny dude o:)
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    There is something wrong with this list... , ever heard about individuals?
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    this list is more for in which country are the better women
    1. Spain
    2. Brazil
    3. Italy...
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    where's my country??
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    hmm.. sorry the hell is not mentioned, but could be under the unofficial top one hundred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellman View Post
    where's my country??
    Mine is missing too!

    The list should be expanded
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    I will add one more. Indian -- too spicey
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    What do you mean too spicy???

    Indian women are amongst the most attractive in the world...Without a shadow of doubt...

    I know men find it sexy when women wear those tops that reveal their boobies and wear low rise jeans with half their vagina sticking out...

    But the real allure,my friend,is in the secrecy...

    I like women more when they are clothed rather than scantily clad...

    I'm sure the gentlemen here agree with me...


    BTW the thread was about lover habits....



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    goddammit india gave the world kamasutra.. they gotta be up there somewhere!!

    and resurrection is right.. indian chicks are hot.. dont judge them by the indian porn u see coz that is crap and done mostly by slum population for money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimphead07 View Post
    dont judge them by the indian porn u see coz that is crap and done mostly by slum population for money.
    exactly what u see is ugly bitches f****up ... they always take ugly ones because they take less money... india girls are hottest in the world

    u can see some chicks of my class below... india is the best there is

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...739_8737_n.jpg

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5613522_n.jpg

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...220_1556_n.jpg

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...744_4424_n.jpg

    and some random indians i picked from frnds of frnd of frnds of frnds of.........................

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...861_5114_n.jpg

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...427190_9_n.jpg

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    @ressuraction-- u're right buddy :perv:
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    Bold idea to paste pictures that you look at while getting blind every day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vation View Post
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    Bold idea to paste pictures that you look at while getting blind every day...
    this is just tip of the iceberg friend.... some chicks are'nt on fb ... those are super super hot.. they are ok ok material

    but still better than nothin

    what do u mean blind ? did'nt get u
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