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    [April Fools' joke] Premium Membership

    Hello dear members.
    We have some big changes coming up. After careful consideration we've come to the conclusion that a premium-membership model is the fairest.

    But first, what is a "premium-membership"?

    The premium-membership comes with the following features:
    - regular client file updates (RM+, mR etc.)
    - regular VEM updates (also betas)
    - live cheating video lessons
    - exclusive access to unpublished tools and documents
    - future updates of our mods and tools
    - 24/7 support

    How can I become a premium member?

    There're two ways.

    Option I:
    - Your activity is at 55%
    - You're a member for at least two years
    - You have at least 500 reputation points

    Option II:
    You can buy a premium membership. In the site header at the upper right we have a bitcoin button for payments.

    The graduation of prices is as follows:


    - 1 month/16,99€
    - 6 months/79,99€
    - 1 year/149,99€
    - lifetime/499,99€

    What if I don't wanna buy a premium membership?

    Of course everybody is free to choose. The support for non-premium members however will be very limited and no updates will be available either.


    We didn't make this decision lightly but unfortunately we can't keep up the service we've provided so far solely based on our good will. It takes a lot of time and money to keep all this running, enhanced and maintained so we decided to take this step with a heavy heart.

    Feel free to leave feedback in this thread.

    Your SB-Innovation Team


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    So do I qualify for Premium yet?
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    Will donate for lifetime membership. When can I expect my Premium title please?
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    As we have discussed, this seems fair considering the forum is no moneymaking site and always operated at a loss.

    I still think two years for option no. 1 might be too much, though - I would say one year is better considering the other requirements. But I'm glad there's that reasonable option for those who can't or don't want to donate.
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    How do I cheat my way up there anon?
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    Or, as Lana Del Ray would say: "I f***** my way to the top".
    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain.
    ... and since I can remember, I've always been different that others, and I've never been on the majority side.
    I am the one and only Master Razor... lost in a world of billions of people.
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    Ok guys, of course it was an April Fools' joke. SB-I will always be free for everyone
    Last edited by Instab; 02.04.15 at 01:50. Reason: req


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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Razor View Post
    Or, as Lana Del Ray would say: "I f***** my way to the top".
    I would gladly be her way to the top

    Quote Originally Posted by Rebound View Post
    Ok guys, of course it was an April Fools' joke. SB-I will always be free for everyone
    But... I wanted to buy a new computer and a diamond ring1 with Sazzy's donation money

    1 = that's what one of the ScT admins was accused of doing with donations back in the day
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    I've fallen for it. I was aware on all the other jokes on trackers though.
    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain.
    ... and since I can remember, I've always been different that others, and I've never been on the majority side.
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    Nice one I fell for it
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    So who deleted my post in Spam thread when I said it's a joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    But... I wanted to buy a new computer and a diamond ring1 with Sazzy's donation money
    Oh no, now I've already donated, what now?!
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    You got me with this one. I really fell for it as many sites seem to go that way to pay for expenses, etc. It's just great to have this site free and this freedom allows for the wonderful creativity expressed here at SB-I. Nice --
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    i want my refund :)) good one even if to me lifetime vip looked to me strangely expensive
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Razor View Post
    I've fallen for it. I was aware on all the other jokes on trackers though.
    Don't worry. When the announcement was posted, I was just about to create a thread in the staff section asking why we didn't discuss this, and who would do those cheating videos.

    Quote Originally Posted by yoco View Post
    So who deleted my post in Spam thread when I said it's a joke?
    I was just following orders.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sazzy View Post
    Oh no, now I've already donated, what now?!
    Well, Instab already used most of the money to buy leather underpants, hoods, whips and handcuffs (I wonder what he's up to), but I can refund 34 pesos. Almost enough to buy a milkshake or a pizza
    "I've seen the future and I leave it all behind."
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