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27.12.08, 21:26
What’s the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation?
No! It’s his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world’s dreamiest hair - it’s all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we’d probably kill ourselves.
Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it’s time for plan B - find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON’S DREAMY HAIR!
Tell you what, this Twilight 2: New Moon movie is going to be rubbish. Obviously that’s not saying much, since the original Twilight was an unmitigated pile of dismal faux-emo codswallop, but even by Twilight’s standards the sequel is going to be awful.
We could just about stand it when Twilight’s director was sacked and replaced with the man behind the monstrosity that was The Golden Compass, and we could just about stand it when people talked about sacking and replacing that weedy werewolf boy who looks like he still wets the bed - but that was only because we assumed that the real star of Twilight would be safe. But it isn’t.
Robert Pattinson Gets A Haircut, Planet Earth Sheds A Lonely Tear | Hecklerspray (http://www.hecklerspray.com/robert-pattinson-gets-a-haircut-planet-earth-sheds-a-lonely-tear/200818466.php)
No! It’s his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world’s dreamiest hair - it’s all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we’d probably kill ourselves.
Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it’s time for plan B - find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON’S DREAMY HAIR!
Tell you what, this Twilight 2: New Moon movie is going to be rubbish. Obviously that’s not saying much, since the original Twilight was an unmitigated pile of dismal faux-emo codswallop, but even by Twilight’s standards the sequel is going to be awful.
We could just about stand it when Twilight’s director was sacked and replaced with the man behind the monstrosity that was The Golden Compass, and we could just about stand it when people talked about sacking and replacing that weedy werewolf boy who looks like he still wets the bed - but that was only because we assumed that the real star of Twilight would be safe. But it isn’t.
Robert Pattinson Gets A Haircut, Planet Earth Sheds A Lonely Tear | Hecklerspray (http://www.hecklerspray.com/robert-pattinson-gets-a-haircut-planet-earth-sheds-a-lonely-tear/200818466.php)