Aurion
15.07.08, 22:19
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean a ginger kid, with two friends?
What does a ginger miss most about parties?
The invitation.
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.
"Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"
The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold"
the genie looks at him and says "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that's impossible. pick something else."
so the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour"
the genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?"
Why do gingers smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
How do you stop a ginger from going out?
Pour more petrol on him.
Whats the worst thing About Seeing 2 Gingers Driving Off A Cliff In A Car?
A Car Can easily Hold 4
A study has found that ginger headed children do not get abused or sexually molested.
Which goes to show no fecker want's to play with them.
Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Dog?
I stop when a dog runs on to the road.
What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
What's black and orange and looks great on a ginger kid?
.....................A BENGAL TIGER!
What does a ginger miss most about parties?
The invitation.
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.
"Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"
The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold"
the genie looks at him and says "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that's impossible. pick something else."
so the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour"
the genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?"
Why do gingers smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
How do you stop a ginger from going out?
Pour more petrol on him.
Whats the worst thing About Seeing 2 Gingers Driving Off A Cliff In A Car?
A Car Can easily Hold 4
A study has found that ginger headed children do not get abused or sexually molested.
Which goes to show no fecker want's to play with them.
Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Dog?
I stop when a dog runs on to the road.
What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
What's black and orange and looks great on a ginger kid?
.....................A BENGAL TIGER!