zatoicchi
10.07.08, 12:27
Little Johnny is out delivering newspapers.
He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collection day... that'll be five dollars."
She responds, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."
"All right," Johnny says, and walks in the house.
The lady approaches, undoes his pants and pulls them down, revealing the most gigantic schlong she has ever seen.
Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his third leg.
She smiles and says, "You don't have to do that... I can take all of it."
He smiles back and says, "Not for five bucks you can't..."
He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collection day... that'll be five dollars."
She responds, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."
"All right," Johnny says, and walks in the house.
The lady approaches, undoes his pants and pulls them down, revealing the most gigantic schlong she has ever seen.
Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his third leg.
She smiles and says, "You don't have to do that... I can take all of it."
He smiles back and says, "Not for five bucks you can't..."