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Rebound
01.04.15, 00:09
Hello dear members.
We have some big changes coming up. After careful consideration we've come to the conclusion that a premium-membership model is the fairest.


But first, what is a "premium-membership"?

The premium-membership comes with the following features:
- regular client file updates (RM+, mR etc.)
- regular VEM updates (also betas)
- live cheating video lessons
- exclusive access to unpublished tools and documents
- future updates of our mods and tools
- 24/7 support

How can I become a premium member?

There're two ways.

Option I:
- Your activity is at 55%
- You're a member for at least two years
- You have at least 500 reputation points

Option II:
You can buy a premium membership. In the site header at the upper right we have a bitcoin button for payments.

The graduation of prices is as follows:

http://i.imgur.com/s0acUyA.png
- 1 month/16,99
- 6 months/79,99
- 1 year/149,99
- lifetime/499,99

What if I don't wanna buy a premium membership?

Of course everybody is free to choose. The support for non-premium members however will be very limited and no updates will be available either.


We didn't make this decision lightly but unfortunately we can't keep up the service we've provided so far solely based on our good will. It takes a lot of time and money to keep all this running, enhanced and maintained so we decided to take this step with a heavy heart.

Feel free to leave feedback in this thread.

Your SB-Innovation Team

yoco
01.04.15, 15:17
So do I qualify for Premium yet? :biggrin:

Sazzy
01.04.15, 17:41
Will donate for lifetime membership. When can I expect my Premium title please?

anon
01.04.15, 17:58
As we have discussed, this seems fair considering the forum is no moneymaking site and always operated at a loss.

I still think two years for option no. 1 might be too much, though - I would say one year is better considering the other requirements. But I'm glad there's that reasonable option for those who can't or don't want to donate.

koel
01.04.15, 21:24
How do I cheat my way up there anon?

Master Razor
01.04.15, 21:39
Or, as Lana Del Ray would say: "I f***** my way to the top".

Rebound
02.04.15, 01:18
Ok guys, of course it was an April Fools' joke. :P SB-I will always be free for everyone

anon
02.04.15, 03:41
Or, as Lana Del Ray would say: "I f***** my way to the top".

I would gladly be her way to the top :naughty:


Ok guys, of course it was an April Fools' joke. :P SB-I will always be free for everyone

But... I wanted to buy a new computer and a diamond ring1 with Sazzy's donation money :wcry:

1 = that's what one of the ScT admins was accused of doing with donations back in the day

Master Razor
02.04.15, 10:13
I've fallen for it. I was aware on all the other jokes on trackers though.

ozymandis
02.04.15, 11:11
Nice one I fell for it:shifty:

yoco
02.04.15, 15:55
So who deleted my post in Spam thread when I said it's a joke? :D

Sazzy
02.04.15, 17:57
But... I wanted to buy a new computer and a diamond ring1 with Sazzy's donation money :wcry:

Oh no, now I've already donated, what now?! :shifty:

tr-cht-fx-242p
02.04.15, 18:28
You got me with this one. I really fell for it as many sites seem to go that way to pay for expenses, etc. It's just great to have this site free and this freedom allows for the wonderful creativity expressed here at SB-I. Nice -- :freesty:

DarkSaibot v.1.3.10
02.04.15, 19:12
i want my refund :)) good one:top: even if to me lifetime vip looked to me strangely expensive

anon
02.04.15, 19:53
I've fallen for it. I was aware on all the other jokes on trackers though.

Don't worry. When the announcement was posted, I was just about to create a thread in the staff section asking why we didn't discuss this, and who would do those cheating videos.


So who deleted my post in Spam thread when I said it's a joke? :D

I was just following orders.


Oh no, now I've already donated, what now?! :shifty:

Well, Instab already used most of the money to buy leather underpants, hoods, whips and handcuffs (I wonder what he's up to), but I can refund 34 pesos. Almost enough to buy a milkshake or a pizza :gredface:

Rebound
02.04.15, 21:59
Don't worry. When the announcement was posted, I was just about to create a thread in the staff section asking why we didn't discuss this, and who would do those cheating videos.

Sorry about that. The april action wasn't planned and was made a few hours before midnight. :)

hellman
03.04.15, 10:13
lol.. who'd fell for that?

anon
03.04.15, 19:02
lol.. who'd fell for that?

Yeah, I know, hindsight is 20/20 :wsleep: