Uh Oh!! The World’s Ten Best and Worst Lovers (The germans are gonna hate this..)

[Resurrection]

Worlds Worst Lovers:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

World’s Best Lovers:

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada



International travel has always had an allure for the single gal. The thrill of losing yourself in a perfectly baked pain au chocolat, the indulgent kisses of an accented man, the fortuitous Eurail cabin-turned-soul mate.

We’ve all had that fantasy, admit it: Ever since Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke meandered Viennese streets in Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise, you, too, have held out hope for your own slice of the intercontinental embrace.

The good news is that with airfare at an all time low, if you’ve got the money then now’s the time to go. The other good news is that now you know where and with whom you are more likely to receive the most satisfying embrace. Thank the recession for the former, and a survey carried out by the global research site OnePoll.com for the latter.

Stay away from Northern Europe, ladies, if you want some satisfaction between a hostel’s starchy sheets: German men have been voted the world’s worst lovers—narrowly beating their British counterparts to the unwanted title. The reasons? German men have B.O. (sauerkraut?) and English men are just too lazy.

Other surprising results culled from the poll’s respondents, which sampled women from twenty countries to rate nations on their ability in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers, include Swedish men as “too quick to the finish” and the Dutch as too dominating. Really? Who would have thought? Seriously, aren’t those countries known for their progressive sexual appetites? Does He Finish Too Soon? It May Not Be His Fault.

“These results,” said a spokesperson for OnePoll.com, “are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travelers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.”



The World?s Ten Best and Worst Lovers - DivineCaroline (http://www.divinecaroline.com/24138/85581-world-s-ten-worst-lovers)


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Hey don't kill the messenger... :P

[Extraterrestrial]

1. Germany (too smelly)

OMG, you definitely shouldn't copy this here! :shockkk!:

[slikrapid]

alternative cliche-inspired assumptions (probably with a similar value as the original pole results):

Worlds Worst Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly) too uncomfortable (beer bellies)
2. England (too lazy) too irritating (for ears due to the accent, for eyes due to the reddish pigment)
3. Sweden (too quick) too tamed (socialist paradise)
4. Holland (too dominating) too unfocused (dreaming/thinking about their windmills)
5. America (too rough) or aggressive (proof can be seen in metal music) or ADD-ed (medicated) or emo (proof in untrue music)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) too primitive (as opposed to their ancient times)
7. Wales (too selfish) self-explanatory (sheep-obsessed nation)
8. Scotland (too loud) bagpipe lungs, too traditional (mountain people in kilts), too opportunist (sean connery lookalikes)
9. Turkey (too sweaty) too hairy (with ridiculous mustaches)
10. Russia (too hairy) too drunk (vodka not ftw in this case)


World’s Best Lovers, but...certain conditions need to be fulfilled:
1. Spain - only if the partner wears a red outfit and yells 'ole'
2. Brazil - only when a football ball is used as a fetish and a whip for subsequent ritualistic self-punishment
3. Italy - same as brazil, except for different (but nonetheless obligatory) religious memorabilia
4. France - only if the partner is not english or german and if an image of the eiffel tower is present/visible at all times
5. Ireland - only with a sufficient guinness supply (preferably at the proper temperature)
6. South Africa - only if their partner continuously whispers 'mandela' in their ear
7. Australia - only if done in the natural habitat of the aussie outback
8. New Zealand - only while hobbits were the craze (a hobbit outfit may help though)
9. Denmark - see under holland
10. Canada - someone had to fit as nr. 10 or ask the americans why not

note to overly patriotic readers: the above mentioned is not to be taken too seriously :P

[SomeGuy]

Germany still has some of the finest women on earth. So not bad to be a German horny dude o:)

[tokiodrift1]

There is something wrong with this list... , ever heard about individuals?

[kazuya]

this list is more for in which country are the better women
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy...

[hellman]

where's my country??:huh:

[tokiodrift1]

hmm.. sorry the hell is not mentioned, but could be under the unofficial top one hundred.

[Blocker]

where's my country??:huh:

Mine is missing too!:rolling_eyes:

The list should be expanded

[kelly]

I will add one more. Indian -- too spicey :P

[Resurrection]

What do you mean too spicy???

Indian women are amongst the most attractive in the world...Without a shadow of doubt...

I know men find it sexy when women wear those tops that reveal their boobies and wear low rise jeans with half their vagina sticking out...

But the real allure,my friend,is in the secrecy...

I like women more when they are clothed rather than scantily clad...

I'm sure the gentlemen here agree with me...


BTW the thread was about lover habits.... :5585:

:g67tu3:

^^^Nice emoticon this

[pimphead07]

goddammit india gave the world kamasutra.. they gotta be up there somewhere!!

and resurrection is right.. indian chicks are hot.. dont judge them by the indian porn u see coz that is crap and done mostly by slum population for money.

[hellman]

dont judge them by the indian porn u see coz that is crap and done mostly by slum population for money.

exactly what u see is ugly bitches f****up ... they always take ugly ones because they take less money... india girls are hottest in the world

u can see some chicks of my class below... india is the best there is

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs322.snc4/41402_1074121739_8737_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs320.ash2/60078_1501534333023_1074121739_1438082_5613522_n.j pg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs451.snc4/49551_754913220_1556_n.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs338.snc4/41765_1313719744_4424_n.jpg

and some random indians i picked from frnds of frnd of frnds of frnds of.........................

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs462.snc4/48822_100000605347861_5114_n.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs355.snc4/41712_100001206427190_9_n.jpg

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@ressuraction-- u're right buddy :perv:

[Vation]

@hellman
Bold idea to paste pictures that you look at while getting blind every day... :P

[hellman]

@hellman
Bold idea to paste pictures that you look at while getting blind every day... :P

this is just tip of the iceberg friend.... some chicks are'nt on fb ... those are super super hot.. they are ok ok material :happy:

but still better than nothin :lol:

what do u mean blind ? did'nt get u :biggrin:

[Evilmill]

where's my country??:huh:

where's mine also ??

and hellman.... u have got lot of indian friends ??

[hellman]

where's mine also ??

and hellman.... u have got lot of indian friends ??

yeah since i'm indian myself so yes :happy:

[slikrapid]

what do u mean blind ?

Vation was joking (or not :P ):


warnings that masturbation led to blindness, hairy hands or stunted growth. Some of these persist as myths even today.


what u see is ugly bitches f*** up ... they always take ugly ones because they take less money... india girls are hottest in the world

are you saying that there is no quality pr0n from/in india?

btw. nice pix ;)

[kelly]

What do you mean too spicy???


I mean, when you go down on them, they taste really spicey :D

[pimphead07]

are you saying that there is no quality pr0n from/in india?


yes.. even indians hate indian porn coz it doesnt show their true potential :P

[slikrapid]

I mean, when you go down on them, they taste really spicey

which is to be expected as afaik spices are heavily used in india (food preparation/consumption)


yes.. even indians hate indian porn coz it doesnt show their true potential

well, theory is one thing, but practice is something else, though it is rather strange to have a booming movie industry (bollywood), yet such a gap in pr0n industry, could it be caused by religious/societal obstacles?

[pimphead07]

well, theory is one thing, but practice is something else, though it is rather strange to have a booming movie industry (bollywood), yet such a gap in pr0n industry, could it be caused by religious/societal obstacles?

yes.. porn is taboo in indian culture.. it is considered a matter of great shame if a girl indulges herself in lewd films.. Indian families are by default are extremely conservative due to religious and some other social obstacles like u correctly analysed.. although there has been a lot of western influence off late but sex still remains a taboo in public.. so much so that leaked sex tapes have lead to a lot of suicide cases

[Yuppy]

yes.. porn is taboo in indian culture.. it is considered a matter of great shame if a girl indulges herself in lewd films.. Indian families are by default are extremely conservative due to religious and some other social obstacles like u correctly analysed.. although there has been a lot of western influence off late but sex still remains a taboo in public.. so much so that leaked sex tapes have lead to a lot of suicide cases
Not sure, but try to google Priya Rai :))

[pimphead07]

Not sure, but try to google Priya Rai :))

yes.. check out her wiki page.. she stays in America for a reason. I dont think she has done any scenes with Indian men or for that matter in India

[Extraterrestrial]

Talking about porn,
All porn is sh*t by default, I watched only three porn tapes. the first time when i was 15 years old, It was the first time to watch sexual relationship between a man and a woman lol, btw, it was a high school fellow who gave me the cd :D
The second was when i first joined IPT, downloaded a porn video by mistake, watched to the end but it wasn't good .. The third time was 6 months ago when i watched Kim kardashian sex tape on purpose which was quite hot.
Other than that, i watched about 10 (complete porn) movies but at least isn't considered porn.
The real depressing part about it is how porn producers exploit poverty and need in order to get people f*** in front of a camera ..Last year, i watched a documentary about the industry of amateur porn in the United-Kingdom which is a billion dollar industry showing how sick and wicked porn producers are (i forgot the title of it).

I'd love to hear your opinions about porn especially those who watch it frequently >>

[pimphead07]

The real depressing part about it is how porn producers exploit poverty and need in order to get people f**** in front of a camera ..Last year, i watched a documentary about the industry of amateur porn in the United-Kingdom which is a billion dollar industry showing how sick and wicked porn producers are (i forgot the title of it).


yes.. even i saw that documentary of human trafficking.. right? dark side of porn it was called if i remember correctly :P

Anyway, not all porn producers are wicked.. some pornstars actually like doing wat they do (ex. sasha grey). I have seen her interview on youtube (yes.. i have time to kill) and she says she loves doin it.. also there are some other celebs (kim kadarshan) who voluntarily made a sex tape so that it could be sold.. she recieves a part from the profit. I read that someplace

[Extraterrestrial]

dark side of porn it was called if i remember correctly
Yep, you remembered correctly.

also there are some other celebs (kim kadarshan) who voluntarily made a sex tape so that it could be sold.. she recieves a part from the profit. I read that someplace
celebrities sex tapes are a different issue.

[pimphead07]

celebrities sex tapes are a different issue.

how exactly? they do the same stuff that pornstars do.. its a xxx rated video= porn..

sex for money.. theme seems to be the same

P.S: we have slowly but steadily drifted away from the main topic :P

[slikrapid]

All porn is sh*t by default

nope, its similar to any other entertainment genre concerning quality: roughly 75% is bad or below average and 25% is good or above average, with some adjustments depending on personal preferences/criticism


The real depressing part about it is how porn producers exploit poverty and need in order to get people f*** in front of a camera

actually pr0n itself is rather benign for the most part, i'd say its not that much about exploitation (regarding the willingness of its acteurs) as it is a matter of decadence - for comparison, the exploitation of ordinary prostitutes (pimps, certain customers & co.) and especially sex slaves (masters, merchants, & co.) is a far more malignant occurrence


the industry of amateur porn in the United-Kingdom which is a billion dollar industry showing how sick and wicked porn producers are

where there is demand, there is the industry (with all its dirty baggage), combined with governmental elements (with all its dirty baggage), whereas somewhat behind the scenes it is more or less accompanied by criminal underground (with all its dirty baggage) with combined/interconnected/overlapping interests/members/machinations


some pornstars actually like doing wat they do (ex. sasha grey). I have seen her interview on youtube (yes.. i have time to kill) and she says she loves doin it.

i doubt their sincerity, its more about money, fame, business, rivalry, exploring boundaries - after some time they become almost like automated robots, devoured by the industry, losing the excitement of early years, faking just to keep the show going and the cash flowing

[pimphead07]

i doubt their sincerity, its more about money, fame, business, rivalry, exploring boundaries - after some time they become almost like automated robots, devoured by the industry, losing the excitement of early years, faking just to keep the show going and the cash flowing

Google for Montana fishburne.. she is the daughter of famous actor Laurence Fishbourne.. she has willingly entered the porn industry coz she was fascinated by it

[SealLion]

......
10. Canada - someone had to fit as nr. 10 or ask the americans why not

.....

This could be because the Yanks are too preoccupied in trying to define what exactly construes sexual relationships. For the Republicans and their right leaning- "cut the Constitution in half and to hell with it' allies down in the States, they are currently involved in a death battle with the Democrats and other left leaning pansies to define what exactly constitutes sex. Currently, from a Canuck's perspective, the Yanks have been broiled in debate over the following considerations:


Sex is a debate that centers on the relationships between the
male and female,
or female and female,
or male and male,
or male and female and female,
or male, male and female,
or female and male and male and female and the kitchen toaster,
or male and female and horse's genitalia,
or male and a wooden bedpost,
or male and hairly hand,
or female and finger,
or male and female and horse and finger and donkey and cat and wooden bedpost and dog,
or female and female and dirty cup containing certain people's bodily excrements,
or female and male and fist and female and male and male and foot
or female and car gear stick with leather interior,
or man and girl and the camera guy who him/her/itself gets a trip out if it as well;
or your hand or madonna while she sings her 'sex' songs and anything else that the rest of the world construes....'abnormal' .

[donkeykong]

interesting to know if I ever visit spain for holidays :P

wait. what I mean is...this includes women right? cause if they're talking about only the men whatever

[hellman]

are you saying that there is no quality pr0n from/in india?

btw. nice pix ;)

well there is awesome quality pr0n too but its rare and hard to find man.. i have seen some best indian pr0n and those were better than anything i saw,.. it was a miracle i got to see :lol:

[anon]

This is a good 2010 thread.