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anon
02.03.10, 18:09
...to say hi to my friends, who were playing AoE. After some chit-chat, I get off the chair to leave the place, only to spot two guys on the PC in front of me watching porn videos on YouTube... and here comes the best part: their computer BSoDed when they loaded the next vid in the list. :eek:
SBfreak
02.03.10, 18:42
So let me get things straight.All AoE players love porn:tongue:?
anon
02.03.10, 18:43
My friends weren't watching porn (then :naughty:). It was some random guys I didn't know.
SBfreak
02.03.10, 18:48
Ohh sorry,I misread.Can I have some youtube porn then?:naughty:
anon
02.03.10, 18:49
Look for a video whose title was three lines long. That was the one they were watching before the PC BSoDed.
shoulder
02.03.10, 18:51
If you find it don't hesitate to share the link. :P
SBfreak
02.03.10, 18:51
Look for a video whose title was three lines long.
Awesome details..So you caught two noobs watching porn on youtube and you didn't even bother looking at the title....some porn ehh:redface:?
anon
02.03.10, 18:52
Awesome details..So you caught two noobs watching porn on youtube and you didn't even bother looking at the title....

I did read the title, I just can't remember it... :frown:
SBfreak
02.03.10, 19:15
Ohh sorry then:biggrin:
I'll search but I don't think I'll find anything.

---------- Post added at 20:15 ---------- Previous post was at 19:53 ----------

lol wtf Look what I found.
YouTube- Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star
anon
02.03.10, 19:31
YouTube cookies. :pinch:

Nice find.
MelvinMeow
03.03.10, 01:30
It was really anon watching the porn and the 2 guys walked in on him.
It was sheep and goat porn I bet.
saebrtooth
03.03.10, 02:37
It was really anon watching the porn and the 2 guys walked in on him.
It was sheep and goat porn I bet.

Allow me to readjust what Melvin just said
"It was really anon watching the porn and the 2 guys walked in on him.
It was sheep and goat porn I bet."

So the reason why Melvin knows this is beause Melvin was watching anon watch porn.

Ah it really doesnt matter lol, everyone has their type of porn, who am I to judge? :tongue:
Instab
03.03.10, 02:39
actually he tried the new sites from snitlev's reviews
GotIt
03.03.10, 09:31
Give those two guys a link to a better porn site !!!
SBcheater
03.03.10, 10:22
were they wanking as well ? that's why I avoid cyber cafes its keyboard and mouse are contaminated with human semen :ugly_31: :puke:
SBfreak
03.03.10, 13:30
were they wanking as well ? that's why I avoid cyber cafes its keyboard and mouse are contaminated with human semen :ugly_31: :puke:

Lol.Same goes for my keyboard:rolling_eyes:
anon
03.03.10, 17:09
It was really anon watching the porn and the 2 guys walked in on him.
It was sheep and goat porn I bet.

I know you're into that but it doesn't mean the rest of us also is. :naughty:


were they wanking as well ? that's why I avoid cyber cafes its keyboard and mouse are contaminated with human semen :ugly_31: :puke:

Luckily, no. But that did happen on another cafe that offered private booths :shockkk!:
SBcheater
03.03.10, 17:22
Lol.Same goes for my keyboard:rolling_eyes:

but SBf , that's your own keyboard messed up with your own ":ugly_31:", but think about the guys anon talking about :dead:

BTw , I also masturbated once in cyber cafe and contaminated their webcam as I was once having cyba with my girl friend online and she was looking very sexy at that moment and suddenly I decided to :redface: :ugly_31: :redface: and there was such a pressure that , my semen went into webcams eye and spreaded all over their monitor and keyboard, I then rushed out of the cafe and never went into that one :sm61:
anon
03.03.10, 17:23
BTw , I also masturbated once in cyber cafe and contaminated their webcam as I was once having cyba with my girl friend online and she was looking very sexy at that moment and suddenly I decided to :redface: :ugly_31: :redface: and there was such a pressure that , my semen went into webcams eye and spreaded all over their monitor and keyboard, I then rushed out of the cafe and never went into that one :sm61:

You're practically begging for Melvin to make fun of you once he's back :klatsch_3:
SBcheater
03.03.10, 17:26
You're practically begging for Melvin to make fun of you once he's back :klatsch_3:

Oh I don't care about him anon, he is a huge wanker himself the heaviest of all. :biggrin: