SealLion
02.01.10, 22:20
Well, folksie. As a pre-curser to world domination and the latest release of the Kennedy assination being attributed to a cat that was actually attempting to scratch his nose or eyes while holding(...er...playing with??) a revolving revolver, and a cat was just imitating and acting out a shoot-out from a western film that he and his owner had seen the previous night that Kennedy was assinated.
This tale brought to you with the latest news release that Dick Clark, who seems to beleive that he's still 'The world's oldest teenager', did finally reached puberty today.
Yaaa. Congratulations. :D
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So a long time ago...
..........in a land that the rest of the world would rather forget, there lived many cute little penguins that had a nice friend.
For he was self-described as an ingloriously. dastardly, bastard SealLion who did have one hell of a hairdew.
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And it came to pass one cold and stormy winter afternoon in that land that was virtually, continuously, onslaughteringly, and vivaciously covered with snow and ice, there came out from his snowy covered den that Seal-Maniac.
He was brought the news that there were many persons in another land that had been tormented both day and night since conception, a number of persons who did call themselves "The R0manians'.
Some were ugly and some, that Seal did find out, were eye-catching. That Seal did discover 1 or 2 of these strange and off-beat beings, 'The R0manians' as desirous and most likely wanting of that Seal's company.
That Seal-crazed monkey, did become known of a certain R0manian whom He felt had good taste, for she was known a model of Super-dom.
Her name was ubiquitously, most non-concertingly, Alina Puscau.
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Now Seal did have an graven image of this R0manian in his mind and felt that she and other R0manians of similiar look did need rescue from tormentation and domination by those who were known from the Realms of the Torrenting Domains.
That Seal had come across the 'weirding' news that these R0manians did need rescue from tormentation of being constantly ban-hammered by various factions of the Domains of Torrents.
So that Seal felt that such folk did need rescue from "Hammering by the Ban"
For so it came to pass that, that Seal-god did slide and skate across the vast and open ice until he had arrived in that land 0f which there was known to be much sucking of blood....Transylvania.
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As a guise, that Seal-god did falsely announce himself in land of R0mania as searching for a replacement for one who was known as Barney the purple dinosaur with another, Barry, the teal colored dinosaur who was raised by an 200 year old woman driving a pink Cadilliac.
For he knew, that because of his cheat-scaped'ness, he would also receive that ubiquitous Hammer of That Ban.
Finally, that Seal did make his dream come true.
To enter and become as one cheat-scape with those from that Domain of vampires.
And so for now that he entered, that Seal did dream a dream..........
..........R0mainia, the Final Frontier. This was to be the voyage of the starship SealLion.
Its frozen mission: to explore strange new worlds;
to seek out new ice caps and Scotch on the rocks;
to boldly go where no Seal-Pup has gone before (da dah daaa daaaaahhh!!!!).
And it came to pass that immediately upon entry into R0manaia, that crazed Seal was caught by Dick Clark, who was known to have his balls drop, who was also a member of the factitious fictionate faction of the Bitme Clan.
It was this same Clan that did make announce that R0mainians would receive that Hammer of That Ban from it's own Torrenting Domains. For no longer would R0mainians be welcome in that Clan's Domains.
That Seal did devise his immediate escape to help that Dick devise a new plan to develop an unknown medicine that would most effectively prevent monkeys from flying out of his ass.
His plan was to devise many probes that could enter into his anus and most painfully and horribly neutralize all embarrasing activities of such monkeys with plans to fly out.
That Dick was most courteous and let that Seal go even after that Dick did make an threat to Hammer into Ban that Seal even after he would have stuffed him with chopped spinach and cream puffs.
That Seal did deign that would have made a tasty morsel of himself and so he considered himself to be one lucky S.O.B .
As a result of such threatening language, that Seal did only give up an adventure once. For he vowed to return and help them other-worldly beings, the R0mainians, be un-Hammered to Death by That Ban.
He vowed to enslave those Torrenting Clans that did all enact That Ban upon R0mainians to squeeze into their anus's, enemas to falsely relieve them of many contumacious, spacious, and constipating pain-in-the-ass'ed'ness.
That Seal did make an proclamation. That one fine and sunny day, those Clans from the Torrenting Domains would dissolve into piles of dust for causing Banment by Hammer.
For that was known to hurt...ouch!!!
So did sleuth that Seal back into that frozen land of ice and friendly penguins. Vowing to do something for his lost R0mainians.
THE
END
This tale brought to you with the latest news release that Dick Clark, who seems to beleive that he's still 'The world's oldest teenager', did finally reached puberty today.
Yaaa. Congratulations. :D
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4549/150pxdclark24672177.jpg
So a long time ago...
..........in a land that the rest of the world would rather forget, there lived many cute little penguins that had a nice friend.
For he was self-described as an ingloriously. dastardly, bastard SealLion who did have one hell of a hairdew.
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3941/measaseallionbyredman50.jpg
And it came to pass one cold and stormy winter afternoon in that land that was virtually, continuously, onslaughteringly, and vivaciously covered with snow and ice, there came out from his snowy covered den that Seal-Maniac.
He was brought the news that there were many persons in another land that had been tormented both day and night since conception, a number of persons who did call themselves "The R0manians'.
Some were ugly and some, that Seal did find out, were eye-catching. That Seal did discover 1 or 2 of these strange and off-beat beings, 'The R0manians' as desirous and most likely wanting of that Seal's company.
That Seal-crazed monkey, did become known of a certain R0manian whom He felt had good taste, for she was known a model of Super-dom.
Her name was ubiquitously, most non-concertingly, Alina Puscau.
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5729/alinapuscausexybikinifr.th.jpg
Now Seal did have an graven image of this R0manian in his mind and felt that she and other R0manians of similiar look did need rescue from tormentation and domination by those who were known from the Realms of the Torrenting Domains.
That Seal had come across the 'weirding' news that these R0manians did need rescue from tormentation of being constantly ban-hammered by various factions of the Domains of Torrents.
So that Seal felt that such folk did need rescue from "Hammering by the Ban"
For so it came to pass that, that Seal-god did slide and skate across the vast and open ice until he had arrived in that land 0f which there was known to be much sucking of blood....Transylvania.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5812/vampires072534723.th.jpg
As a guise, that Seal-god did falsely announce himself in land of R0mania as searching for a replacement for one who was known as Barney the purple dinosaur with another, Barry, the teal colored dinosaur who was raised by an 200 year old woman driving a pink Cadilliac.
For he knew, that because of his cheat-scaped'ness, he would also receive that ubiquitous Hammer of That Ban.
Finally, that Seal did make his dream come true.
To enter and become as one cheat-scape with those from that Domain of vampires.
And so for now that he entered, that Seal did dream a dream..........
..........R0mainia, the Final Frontier. This was to be the voyage of the starship SealLion.
Its frozen mission: to explore strange new worlds;
to seek out new ice caps and Scotch on the rocks;
to boldly go where no Seal-Pup has gone before (da dah daaa daaaaahhh!!!!).
And it came to pass that immediately upon entry into R0manaia, that crazed Seal was caught by Dick Clark, who was known to have his balls drop, who was also a member of the factitious fictionate faction of the Bitme Clan.
It was this same Clan that did make announce that R0mainians would receive that Hammer of That Ban from it's own Torrenting Domains. For no longer would R0mainians be welcome in that Clan's Domains.
That Seal did devise his immediate escape to help that Dick devise a new plan to develop an unknown medicine that would most effectively prevent monkeys from flying out of his ass.
His plan was to devise many probes that could enter into his anus and most painfully and horribly neutralize all embarrasing activities of such monkeys with plans to fly out.
That Dick was most courteous and let that Seal go even after that Dick did make an threat to Hammer into Ban that Seal even after he would have stuffed him with chopped spinach and cream puffs.
That Seal did deign that would have made a tasty morsel of himself and so he considered himself to be one lucky S.O.B .
As a result of such threatening language, that Seal did only give up an adventure once. For he vowed to return and help them other-worldly beings, the R0mainians, be un-Hammered to Death by That Ban.
He vowed to enslave those Torrenting Clans that did all enact That Ban upon R0mainians to squeeze into their anus's, enemas to falsely relieve them of many contumacious, spacious, and constipating pain-in-the-ass'ed'ness.
That Seal did make an proclamation. That one fine and sunny day, those Clans from the Torrenting Domains would dissolve into piles of dust for causing Banment by Hammer.
For that was known to hurt...ouch!!!
So did sleuth that Seal back into that frozen land of ice and friendly penguins. Vowing to do something for his lost R0mainians.
THE
END