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i could definitely think of an SBI tv show with cheaters hunting down tracker staff using fake upload guns and yelling 'freeze, SBI' :redface::top:
'freeze, SBI' :redface::top:
You're not the first one, did you know?
SBI = Special Bureau of Investigation... right hitman? :biggrin:
nice ^^
there must be a babe with the hero "Me"
i'll lead the main role :cool:
with the babe of course.
we sneak in the tracker admin's building and steal "leech" everything, then we call anon for a fast ride to disappear in SBFreak's hidden underground :cool:
and you VwTE1r will be our mac computer geek who talk to use wirelessly and analyzes the building info and security guards ..
how about that :D ?
we sneak in the tracker admin's building and steal "leech" everything, then we call anon for a fast ride to disappear in SBFreak's hidden underground :cool:
With my flash upload vehicle!
Edit: wait a minute, I can't let you have the main role.
Edit: wait a minute, I can't let you have the main role.
why not ?
..10 chars
why not ?
Because I'm SB-I's most known member. Just look at how I was welcomed at FST. :eek:
ok , who will drive fast posts cars and save us from evil Melvin ,Feeling ?
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/605/lollolol.png
nice , where is my babe :mad2: ?
oh what a RatioMaster Powered Super Car !
btw miss that avatar lol
nice , where is my babe :mad2: ?
Feel free to add her. :cool:
btw miss that avatar lol
Who says I can't use it again?
image (http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/605/lollolol.png)
i hope you'll never do the gfx part here or anywhere else :redface:
Don't worry, I won't. At least not until my skills improve ^^
Feel free to add her.
ok i'll do it later :D
Who says I can't use it again?
some old theories, but nevermind about them :smile:
some old theories, but nevermind about them :smile:
You won't leave it at that, tell me the whole thing.
You won't leave it at that, tell me the whole thing.
Avatars in Justice Laws:
"A changed avatar cannot be back to give chance for other avatars to appear"
St. Michael George, quoted from "Stupid Don't Believe Theories Version 2" book.
Stupid Don't Believe
Got it.
and you VwTE1r will be our mac computer geek who talk to use wirelessly and analyzes the building info and security guards ..
okay but i don't wanna stay behind a desk all the time.
at least when we're going against what.cd i wanna be in the field :biggrin:
Because I'm SB-I's most known member. Just look at how I was welcomed at FST. :eek:
agreed, anon should be the lead.
no offence cheatos :tongü:
ok , who will drive fast posts cars and save us from evil Melvin ,Feeling ?
how about djgrrr? he'd just be a little late :redface:
at least when we're going against what.cd i wanna be in the field :biggrin:
/give "Waffles Method Railgun" VwTE1r
You dudes have a crazy imagination.http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/374/facepalmi.jpg
You dudes have a lot of imagination.image (http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/374/facepalmi.jpg)
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6853/52200822945pm492.jpg
agreed, anon should be the lead.
no offence cheatos
** getting my suite case ready and tears the agreement between me and your company VwTE1r **
will make a better show than yours and it'll be released on the same date as this show..
:biggrin:
image (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6853/52200822945pm492.jpg)
Just that in my case I'm
envying imagination not
some fine arses:eek13:
:Thinkingof_:
At least we can agree on that.
** getting my suite case ready and tears the agreement between me and your company VwTE1r **
will make a better show than yours and it'll be released on the same date as this show..
:biggrin:
damn, have to get a good ads contract then :biggrin:
nice ^^
there must be a babe with the hero "Me"
i'll lead the main role :cool:
with the babe of course.
thats kinda cliche, don't u think? :biggrin:
for a big organization or a major tv show u need more actors/protagonists
for example:
anon - the anonymous mastermind behind the plan(s), no one knows what he/she/it :eek: looks like (solves the main hero problem)
SuperMarrioh - runs the super secret p***cellar, ie. the meeting place for discussing the plan details
SBFreak - the 1000-faces (avatars) member that specializes in disguise
VwTE1r
computer geek who talk to use wirelessly and analyzes the building info and security guards
SealLion - makes mysterious stories about this unit that will be told by future generations as legends of the past
Snitlev - the media specialist, watching what is being said in the public & internal publications
hitman - the name says it all
Rebound - the counterattack specialist
shoulder - psychological specialist
kazuya - martial arts specialist
Se7Ven - human relations & group cohesion specialist
v6ph1 - calculations/analysis specialist
DigitalDJ - specializes in modifications on the bit level
DarkSaibot v.1.3.10 - flashing specialist
Mihai91 - waffles method specialist
Aurion & starforce - spiritual protection specialists
Zorvak - tracker analysis specialist
yoco - video specialist
saebrtooth - linguistics specialist :wink:
classyboy & coolio256 - fashion specialists (the team needs to be fashion conscious, right?)
naughtydog & badazz - (physical) security specialists
elephantman5 - specialist for drawing attention :biggrin:
shadowww - stealth specialist
splicer - undercover specialist
Mutter - medical specialist
Großmutter - disguise specialist or information gathering from elderly population specialist :biggrin:
SBcheater - internal control specialist (cheater within the cheater unit :rolling_eyes:)
...
your turn now :dead:
for a big organization or a major tv show u need more actors/protagonists
for example:
...
Awesome list. As with everything you bother to use your keyboard to type.
But you (intelligence unit and ability to see through posts and know their true meaning) are missing.
Awesome list. As with everything you bother to use your keyboard to type.
But you (intelligence unit and ability to see through posts and know their trü meaning) are missing.
wow, that's flattering :biggrin: and trü :top:
top-notch overview.
SBFreak - the 1000-faces (avatars) member that specializes in disguise
Only 135 till now:tongue:(1 year)
Rep added for awesome post.
Only 135 till now:tongue:(1 year)
never mind that, its for internal statistics only, the legends will speak about the 1000-faces member :biggrin:
Woah slik.You're the only person I saw that never changed it's avatar on SB-I.
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the only person I saw that never changed it's avatar on SB-I.
oh rly?
guess i'm in the top 10 for that category and you being on the opposite side of it :tongue:
i wonder if someone might use it: banned for never changing your avatar :wink:
i'm thinking of doing this srsly :cool:
using some cool effects and mainly :
"The Movies" Game
:top:
Hmm.. I wonder who's gonna cap this show and release it to scene or p2p.
So i am the waffles method rail gun maker or something like that.I provide you with method to overpass the resistance of trackers and thus destroy or conquer them( destroy for bitmetv:biggrin:).Also if we can make it to the main base(what.cd) and destroy its scripts we can then conquer any tracker we want.Shall we start the show?
oh yes and i want the rail gun when we're going after what :biggrin:
I can always get my little penguin-guys to help produce this show, ya'know.
They're muti-skilled actually.
Most of 'em specialize in combat and infiltration actually.
You see, we (me being their glorious leader, of/c) ...er...they...have already infiltrated many famous places like the WhiteHouse and even all the underground bunkers in Switzerland including that really long wall in China where we're .....er......they're awaiting the return of Buddha and his communists from very far-away places.
Once they get all that they want (mostly fish and other ocean morsels to fill their tiny tummies with), we can go on along and with the help of thousands of little black and white penguins in disguise as midgits who'll develop some unimaginably-savage-and--technologically-advanced-something, we can go ahead and film it for made-or-TV shows.
Wh'd'ya think??
in the show, we'll, with the help of thousands and thousands of little penguins on our side, since I'll be leading them, we'll invade TheTopofHos with an unrelenting-ever-advancing fleet of ships and a ground force (made up of us and our little black frozen freinds from the South of/c).
eventually, what'll happen ( I think??) is that due to poor leadership and morale in the Tracker-Admin army and navy (which technically doesn't exist since torrent sites are located on land), we'll be able to attack them on both land and sea, ...get it??
and since penguins can now fly, since the invention of some radiological gentetic bomb that can technically make them fly, we can also attack the one's that do all the 'Biting',...understand??
since they 'Bite' us...well;...we can now 'bite 'em 'back with something more sinister and evilly snarly.
Even with the Withering What, that rail-gun will definitly help and even my little guys will pounce such a surprise upon that WitheringWhat.
That 'What' will actually live true to it's name ( and say too) ..." What", (the hell just happened???)
Let me just add here that my friends are ready when you are.
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2112/salute5857115.jpg
We SALUTE you!!!
Seriously....Can you really afford to put away such a HUGE-mongous party of raiders and infiltrators to infiltrate the torrent boss's??
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5148/penguinsdm2310468x31061.jpg
desodorante
19.01.10, 13:51
@Anon: will it be like "El hacker"? :biggrin: I still remember the time they hacked a doorbell, I laughed my ass off!
YouTube- El Hacker - Carlos Calvo
@Anon: will it be like "El hacker"? :biggrin:
Didn't know about that one! The video reminded me of those parts from Metal Gear Solid where you had to use the cigarettes to see the laser beams. :tongue:
ohhhalalalala....what an ingenious idea.
cigerattes...laser beams.....
I have a great idea.
You know..in consideration of the Continuing Saga of the effevescent-non-nubilitating-cornocopaciousness-and ever-wantonating-offaciaousness-decomopositioning-and- decompostilating story (wtf :confused2:) of the unoficiaos SBI legend, we could have cigerattes manufactured to shoot out laser beams that would co-incide with the laser gun that Instab wants of which is (probably??) construed secretly in Mihai's lair of dungeoness, we could also utilize such ultra-black-ops weapons of lackadicial destruction on all the uploaders on each torrent site such that it would have this hugely-never-ending loss of torrentors on each site that they would be screaming 'Bloody-Murder!!!", Yes???:biggrin:
desodorante
20.01.10, 14:24
Didn't know about that one! The video reminded me of those parts from Metal Gear Solid where you had to use the cigarettes to see the laser beams. :tongue:
Really? you are probably younger than I thougt.
It was a terrible, terrible TELEFE show were Carlos Calvo was a hacker and directed a group of young wannabes. He used a COMPAQ pc :tongue: (On the days they had SIS mothers with soldered processors)
On top of that, he was still recovering from the accident (He could not move half of his body, had trouble speaking and shaked like an old dryer!)
They made the most ridiculous scenes, were they "hacked" stuff that could never be hacked (like the doorbell I mentioned)
This is from 2000-2001 I don't remember now.
@Seallion: have you ever tried to smoke a laser? :tongue:
You dudes have a crazy imagination.image (http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/374/facepalmi.jpg)
I agree LOL
I wanna fight against Waffles staff :tongue:
Is there any girl at SB-I ?? She could be the heroine of the crew.
:confused: There's no cheater girls!!
there are girls here :biggrin:
there are girls here :biggrin:
I've never seen any girl here!!
Maybe they are not active members
they are. it's just not obvious by looking at the avatar or member name :wink:
@Seallion: have you ever tried to smoke a laser?
Yes. I have. As a matter of fact, they come in all flavors and colors. KInd of like the rainbow in your backyard. LIke the different colors of the rainbow, there are also different kinds of cigs, you see.
YOu see, what I'm thinking is that we could use the impeccibly powerfull power of the laser beam shooting out of cigs. Just like we shoot smoke out of cigs, we shoot laser light out of cigs.
With the development of some kind of technology that one of my helpers will help me in helping to help make.....(wtf...:confused:) this some kind of something....we'll keep on moving right along and chugging it out pretty good.
After this new fan-dangled technology, what - ever the hell it'll be, we'll shoot lasers out of our eyes. Like Lenin did when he shot the Czar right out of office during the Russian Revolution with his new laser eyes and yelled "Shoobedebopbop".
So once we have this what-ever kind of technology it'll be, we'll make a massive 'Russian-kind-of revolution' and overthrow all the Admins.
So instead of these nasty-bad-a$$-Admins saying all kinds of nasty-bad-a$$ things about us cheaters like this:
1st Admin: Hey buddy, you remember that time when you banned that grotesque thing who calls himself a SealLion?. The one who came from the nether-frozen land of some kind...??
Other Admin: Yeah, that was sweet.
WEll, once we have control of all their resources with my massive Penguin Army and Navy ( I have Seals in the Navy too...a.k.a NavySeals :biggrin:) and those laser eyes, we'll be the one's who'll be do'in all the bann'in.
Once we corrupt those bad-guys, we'll make ourselves modern prophets that'll be seen to liberate everybody from the torrenting-beasts.
BUt I think that we're missing one thing here:
Who's gonna produce the show??
BUt I think that we're missing one thing here:
Who's gonna produce the show??
Not you, that's for sure. You've got enough work as a script writer. :shockkk!:
Well, maybe ya. .....
I'l probably be a bit busy helping setting up and establishing all the forces of good and godliness against them Evil Dark Masters of Torrenting.
I can provide funding too, eh....
What I that we could do is send SBfreak, since he's the master of disguises here (slik's recommendation on the other page), we could ask him to infiltrate the torrenting sites and steal ....er...sorry.....borrow :biggrin: the cash flow from there.
This way, we'll have a continuous cash flow to subsidize the production of ray guns, pay off hitman for all our 'hits', pay of the master of disguises, pay off the massive army that'll be at our disposal for invasion of the Torrent-Snatchers, pay of production costs, and so on....
I figure we'll be sitt'in pretty good.
Man. IT's almost like a real war.
i really like where all this is going :biggrin:
OMG....!!!
I totally forgot to mention that after the show gets under way and we capture all the BigBadTorrentMastersofDominionandwhat-not, we'll force them to apologize for poor sexual performance while practicing pedophilia on old grand ladies who, while pretending to be somebody else, go and make relentless interrogations on them that is so familiar to anybody who has ever attended any kind of church service to which he does not even belong to.
We'll ask them .....er .....have them interrogated with questions about all kinds of things that talk about something.
But we'll never tell them that once the interrogating starts, that it can only be stopped with garlic.
SBI = Special Bureau of Investigation :biggrin:
have you ever tried to smoke a laser?
:confused: There's no cheater girls!!
:gwtf: :gwtf:
Someone's been surfing through the off topic section a bit.
Feel free to bump my P2P experiences thread, if you're into that. One reply in over two years.
I joined 2 months after this thread, an awesome thread :top:
Feel free to bump my P2P experiences thread, if you're into that. One reply in over two years.
Feel free to provide links :P
http://www.sb-innovation.de/showthread.php?threadid=3832
Right on the last page, pal.
Those were the times.
tokiodrift1
26.12.10, 22:51
check the movie 'V for Vendetta'.
It has some parallels.
...bump :happy:
LOL what is the reason for bumping this old thread anon? just fun? haha
Increasing his post count! :eek13:
Increasing his post count! :eek13:
That's pretty cynical, even by my standards :wtinfoil:
I bumped the thread because the posts and people within are worth remembering. Years have passed since then, and some who are active now may not have read this or even recognize all the posters.
Either way™, it seems my work here is done.
Had fun reading this awesome thread thanks anon:top:
That's pretty cynical, even by my standards :wtinfoil:
I bumped the thread because the posts and people within are worth remembering. Years have passed since then, and some who are active now may not have read this or even recognize all the posters.
Either way™, it seems my work here is done.
Sarcasm dude, sarcasm ;)
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