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cheatos
28.08.09, 17:04
Hi all :smile:.

sorry for the delay
in the attached package you can find the shitlist in one rar file(17 High Quanlity PNG images :biggrin:)

* I had to put them in a rar because the height of each image is very very large.

Have Fun, thx goes to Melvin for the idea :top:
Great text to read :klatsch_3:.

Password:

melvinandadamrantsinonepackageyeah:D

:top:

SBfreak
28.08.09, 17:21
Omg this really proves he has no life.

Zorvak
28.08.09, 18:09
Nice list. SB-I needs more exclusive release :biggrin:

anon
28.08.09, 18:25
It appears you're missing some of the most recent entries. :biggrin:

suroyo
28.08.09, 20:23
Might anyone enlighten me on what this is :confused2:

anon
28.08.09, 20:24
A list of users that have been banned from the TopHos tracker.

cutiepie
28.08.09, 21:10
wow he has so much time to himself!

great list haha!

though i must admit, i enjoy reading adam's more than melvin's. melvin needs to work on his humor more!

cheatos
28.08.09, 21:15
Omg this really proves he has no life.

adam ? :biggrin:
both have no life :top:


Nice list. SB-I needs more exclusive release :biggrin:

it appears that only TopHos has this exclusive :frown:,
other tracker might need to learn this from melvin LOL


It appears you're missing some of the most recent entries. :biggrin:

the pages were taken days ago, but today i had the time to crop and check the images for possible web bugs.
i guess it'd be nice to update this thread with the latest ban ^^

i'll check TopHos tomorrow, the proxy is down ATM :wink:


wow he has so much time to himself!

great list haha!

absolutely no, he doesn't, :wink2:
because he spent his time searching for web bugs and searching every forum for traders, cheaters ,reviewers, Ghosts <- Developed the anti-ghost script etc..

:top:

anon
28.08.09, 21:17
it appears that only TopHos has this exclusive :frown:,
other tracker might need to learn this from melvin LOL

LL is supposed to have a shitlist as well, but I never found it - perhaps it's on their forums, where I have never bothered to look.

Anyway, here are the latest additions:

Username: wiiisaac84
Comment: wiiisaacs mother is a known gutterslut...he has been spotted on numerous torrent sites trying to pimp her out for extra accounts and such. Gutterslut 5 up, 13 down A gutterslut is what it comes down to when hoe, whore, slut, or even cunt just won't work. It's a nasty trashy girl (or even guys sometimes) who get's passed around the world more then money does. S/he's often sleeping with alot of guys everyday of the week. Most guys don't wan't her. S/he's just too fucking nasty you'll normally find her in a ditch, or on the corner, or even sometimes at a park were lil' kids play. This girl will also sleep with your husband or baby daddy. The problem here is...most of the staff on tophos are either taken or can actually get a class of hoe above the bowling alley circuit , hence, simply wont be swayed by some 300 pounds buttery bitch azz hoe with a yeast infection with k.d. lang tattoed on her large ass cheek. im unsure as to why mister isaac had some sort of false sense of entitlement and continued to create extra accounts and invite himself. Eitherway isaac...now you can try pimping the whore out on mininove for corndogs while you play twilight princess on yo wii. toodles homo
Shit-0-Meter:
Added: (2 days ago)
Added By: adam

Username: AdrianB
Comment: Sorry but you have to be one of the worst cheats weve caught this month. You made it a little over obvious. Better luck next time. Maybe you should go talk to anon from SBI about how to do this stuff correctly... oh wait... we catch him doing the same thing as well. n00bs
Shit-0-Meter:
Added: (4 days ago)
Added By: MelvinMeow

cheatos
28.08.09, 21:21
LL is supposed to have a shitlist as well, but I never found it - perhaps it's on their forums, where I have never bothered to look.

Anyway, here are the latest additions:

someone check this,
it'd be another exclusive :klatsch_3:

i hope the ban reasons are as interesting as TopHos :klatsch_3:

kazuya
28.08.09, 23:14
Would be fun to make here Shit list and put such punks like Melvin on it :biggrin:

shoulder
29.08.09, 00:15
We don't need that kind of attention to able to to be proud of ourselves. :tongue:

slikrapid
31.08.09, 01:23
wiiisaacs mother is a known gutterslut...he has been spotted on numerous...

LOL these guys have some serious issues, so much hatred...must be from their early childhood, during the times of parental abuse and such :tongue:


SB-I needs more exclusive release

i like those tracker code analysis - thats (besides the mods & cheating experience obviously) a nice sb-i exclusive :biggrin:

who?
31.08.09, 07:11
Lol TopToes isn't even a good tracker, I don't know why they even bother trying...

Zorvak
31.08.09, 07:47
i like those tracker code analysis - thats (besides the mods & cheating experience obviously) a nice sb-i exclusive

I'm glad you like my analysis thread, I hope that thread can give you general idea how anti-cheating script works, and reduce your chance to get banned in the tracker.

anon
31.08.09, 15:52
LOL these guys have some serious issues, so much hatred...must be from their early childhood, during the times of parental abuse and such :tongue:

Or they just hate cheaters :tongue: But yes, it's a bit too much. Adam's text walls are fun to read, though.

You should check the last pages of the "Free GFT invites lol" thread :wink:

MelvinMeow
09.09.09, 19:48
Wow this is a cool idea... if you guys want more snapshots I can provide them for you without web bugs if you like.

LL might have a shitlist not sure though.
I know for a fact Wildbytes as well as Bitmetv do but theirs aren't public.
Make it your lifelong goal to get copies of theirs as well....
It beats jacking off with your hand all the time eh cheatos?

anon
09.09.09, 19:58
Wow this is a cool idea... if you guys want more snapshots I can provide them for you without web bugs if you like.

Cool, that'd help us achieve better pretimes on your tracker's new shitlist entries. :top:

cheatos
09.09.09, 20:41
Make it your lifelong goal to get copies of theirs as well....
It beats jacking off with your hand all the time eh cheatos?

yes i will :wink:
But after getting some life :wink:

btw the rep or neg rep's effect you gave me is "0",
anyway i gave you a good rep for your 'useful' post :klatsch_3:

anon
09.09.09, 20:42
btw the rep or neg rep's effect you gave me is "0",

Don't let his rep power reach 1! :tongue:

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 00:23
We made some new updates today.... cheatos I would have expected these to be updated already however, due to one of them being about you.. i think we may have to wait a few days for them to be updated unless anon or someone else wants to post them.

anon
12.09.09, 00:28
Username: Zombie
Comment: Scientific discovery: We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up. Newsflash: There has now been a Zombie sighting at Tophos. Mr. Zombie consider your ass staked. You should have stuck with drinking blood cause you suck worse at ratio cheating.

Username: Soph
Comment: Soph participated in the testing of Viagra, and has apparently agreed to do some promotionals for the drug. Possible content: "I didn't win cheating on tophos, but with the help of some Viagra I can act like I did! For the epic win in life use Viagra to up your game... I know I do." (Another cheat found from everyone's favorite shitty forum SB-I.)

Username: Fry
Comment: Heres another update for Cheatos... hope your keeping up with archiving all these. Another SB-I cunt bites the dust.

Username: Scarface
Comment: "Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good. " Quoted from the movie Scarface. Yet another SB-I member bites the dust. Better luck in the afterlife.

Username: manojrp
Comment: i want a mano/aka zombie. zombie 657 up, 395 down when a homo is sucking a guy off he shoots cum in his eyes so she cant see....and he walks around with his arms extended looking for a towel to wipe his eyes with.....looking like a zombie .. example..cheatos gave zombie the zombie this morning he fell down ....full thriller style. now listen up homo-chops..i doubt that anon is homosexual..though he does run a gay version of e-harmony so perhaps you could " coach" him into it? then again cheatos lips are already currently planted to anons ass. perhaps they can create a cheat script to increase your penis size? or one to make the back of your buttery neck stop looking like a pack of hotdogs? then again it could end this way..anon: You got some money or not? Basehead/zombie: Come on, man. You know I'm a little short. Hook me up, man. anon: Nigga, hook you up?! Fuck outta here. zombie: Man, I got these cheeseburgers! They some double cheeseburgers. anon: Nigga, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out. zombie: [as anon was leaving] Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man. anon: The fuck you just said?! zombie: I said I'll suck your dick, man! Come on now. anon: [shoots zombie] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick! [to sb-freak] Anybody want a hamburger? sb-freak: I don't want no motherfucking hamburger. anon: I got it from that zombie.

You had some work to do with the "hiddensignup", right? :wink:

I'm personally honored to see Adam took the time to mention me on one of his rants. It must mean we are somehow important to you :tongue:

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 00:43
Oh yes you guys are important... not such much for the fact you guys cheat...
Its more of a fun thing... the little cat and mouse game we have been playing.

I could have found cheatos several days ago.. but yes I have been busy with the hidden page as well as some other things.
I have yet to go through all the new users from that ^^^ so who knows maybe you guys will see some more SBI members there too.

Look forward to some more updates soon. Anon just curious why not just post the snapshot to keep the momentum going?


Update: Added another 1 ;)

anon
12.09.09, 00:45
I could have found cheatos several days ago..

Yet you refused to post his username after he asked you to do so. Why is that?


Look forward to some more updates soon. Anon just curious why not just post the snapshot to keep the momentum going?

Pressing the PrtScr key to make an screenshot of some guys that got banned at your tracker, to then save it as a file, upload it to an image hoster, and embed it in this post? You're asking for too much. I have better things to do with my time.

SBfreak
12.09.09, 00:47
Omg Melvin how much did it take you to write the last comment from anon's quote:confused2:

anon
12.09.09, 00:47
That was Adam. :biggrin:

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 00:48
theghurka = cheatos...
I didn't post it when he asked due to the fact I didn't bother looking for him till about 15 minutes ago. Sorry like I said I was working on some other stuff. Finding cheatos wasn't the #1 thing on my list of things to do.

Ahh so your waiting till it stops with new additions for the day?


Update: Last quote in anon's post was made by adam. I figured he could have some fun with some of them too. I figured it would be more entertaining for you guys since you all say his posts are funnier than mine. (Which they really are.)
Either case... he wrote that in about 5 minutes if that. He was gonna post a worse one but he decided to tone it down a bit for some reason.
(You should have seen what he was originally going to post.)

anon
12.09.09, 00:49
Username: theghurka
Comment: theghurka/aka cheatos from sb-1. A known gamer and shitty coder...however better known as their sites " kiss up" often able to describe what anon has had for breakfast by looking up his anal cavity. he invented "gay game cheats" able yo create his very own real life pink teacup poodle as his neopet...naming him " mister foofoo". He goes onto xbox live just to get teabagged by melvinmeow, hes still trying to code it where he can actually smell the nutsack. and his claim to fame are his sims cheats. From being able to go look at swatches, to his gay neighbor lovers being the hoff and jared from subway, to his home water fountain doubling as an enema machine, mister cheatos, sadly, is flunking out in school currently however...as he is trying to modify gta..yes he can already suck his own father off during gameplay..but his goal is to receive rep points on sb-1 everytime he blows anon or sb-freak.

Fair enough :biggrin:

But I think you hit the wrong guy. Either that or there's "something else" to it :tongue:

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 00:54
That 100% is cheatos account. Refer to the snapshots he posted. All the evidence proving thats the account used was in the snapshots themselves.
P.S. It was a great download. Im looking forward to more future updates.

anon
12.09.09, 00:55
That 100% is cheatos account. Refer to the snapshots he posted. All the evidence proving thats the account used was in the snapshots themselves.

Sorry, I'm not very perceptive :tongue:


P.S. It was a great download. Im looking forward to more future updates.

Me too, it'd be great if you posted them here yourself :klatsch_3:

Tell Adam I say the last entry in post #22 was awesome, and that I'm looking forward to appear on another one ^^

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 00:58
Wheres the link to your photohosting page??
I wouldn't want to be caught trying to use another webbug ;)

Im unsure where adam got the whole cheatos story from.
Does cheatos really play xbox I wonder??
Im pretty sure most of the other comments were true though but maybe not the xbox comment.

anon
12.09.09, 00:58
Wheres the link to your photohosting page??
I wouldn't want to be caught trying to use another webbug ;)

Use your SB-I albums ^^

SBfreak
12.09.09, 00:59
Last quote in anon's post was made by adam.

I have to say that guy is pretty talented:biggrin:.You should let him do all the work from now on:wink:
He wrote theghurka too?

Ohh and one more thing..what's up with sb-1:biggrinflip:

anon
12.09.09, 01:03
He wrote theghurka too?

Yes, he did.

MelvinMeow
12.09.09, 01:27
yeah his comments are always funny.
He has more time on his hands.
He unemployed... doesn't have young kids like me... and doesn't code.
So he has alot more freetime than me to write up stuff.
Were honestly equally as funny in the long run if I have the time to come up with stuff like him.
Just check some of the nfos I made about sceners and staff from FST if you like.
InsertSiteUrl.org/Responce/ << that folder. (Note I didn't post link ::cough cough:: webbug.)

^^^
Theres a wav in there with the names skizo and detale... Give that a listen if you like... thats me and adam pretending were skizo and detale... should give you a few laughs.

Anon I dunno how to get to the albums section a little direction please...
Im used to just harassing people on this forum. I don't really take the time to get to learn the forum functions ;)
BTW speaking of forum functions... someone wouldn't even have to do a dos attack with a botnet to take this site down for hrs. I betcha setting up 2 pcs on dialup to refresh any given page once every 30 seconds would have the same effect with the amount of queries you guys use per page. Sheesh 60 queries lol that's a bit drastic.

Side Note: Adam wants to shitlist you again anon. Hes looking for a little more information about you other than the fact you seem to be German,you write cheat scripts, your staff on at least 2 torrent sites... we don't really know much about you..

"Adam: lol ask him for more info say im working on his shitlist and would appreciate a tad more info as id hate to disappoint
Adam: nationality, age range, marital status, sexual preference, hobbies? lol"

anon
12.09.09, 18:14
Heh, I already checked the "responces" against those sceners and Skizo. Editing the latter's user title on the HTML files was a bit unprofessional if you ask me.

Didn't spot the WAV file, though. Perhaps I'll have a look at it later.

You can use the albums feature here:

http://www.sb-innovation.de/members/melvinmeow-albums.html

The "Add Album" link at the bottom is to add an album. You must give it a title, and optionally a description, as well as setting its visibility - public albums and the pictures inside them are visible for everyone, while only your friends and the staff can see private ones. After you create one, enter it, and you may use the "Upload Pictures" link to ... upload pictures. The rest should be self-explanatory.

And yes, I already read your comment about excessive queries on the feedback thread. We'll fix it when the TopHos donation % gets to a two-digit number. :klatsch_3:

By the way:
I'm not german, and unless SB-I and another unrelated forum count as "torrent sites" for you, I'm not staff at two of those either. Hope I could help! :top:

MelvinMeow
24.09.09, 23:25
We have been at a 2 digit number for a while now. The excessive queries havent been fixed yet. You didn't honor the deal ;)

Page generated in 0.61253 seconds with 37 queries!
P.S. The generated time is incorrect as well. It takes alot longer than that. I think the ticket is set to stop the counter way before it reaches the bottom footer. Its supposed to stop when the footer is loaded.

anon
24.09.09, 23:26
We have been at a 2 digit number for a while now. The excessive queries havent been fixed yet. You didn't honor the deal ;)

I didn't bother to check :tongue:

Welcome back :biggrin:

anon
26.09.09, 01:23
try offering anon your tangerine sized buttbeads so you can cram em up his ratio cheat script german freaky sexed ass and start em up like a toro lawnmower..perhaps then he might try teaching you their failed art of site cheating.

I'm afraid you didn't take my feedback seriously :frown: I really had the intention of helping make a better shitlist :eek13:

By the way, why was theghurka removed from it? Did you finally realize a 150 weeks old account couldn't possibly be the one cheatos registered 35 days ago? :tongue:

adam99
05.12.09, 04:48
you know anon though we do like our shitlist it isnt the only exclusive thing we have on tophos. you really should check out our punk threads lol. a shitlist with paintshop altered pics

anon
05.12.09, 04:49
I did read the punk Skizo thread, but there are more of those? :eek:

adam99
05.12.09, 05:23
oh god lots more. we held a punkfest 2009 contest awhile back. id post some pics but im unsure how here

anon
05.12.09, 05:24
id post some pics but im unsure how here

Using the IMG tag, but please don't post them. I'll check your forums as soon as possible anyway.

adam99
05.12.09, 05:38
ok i upped a few. there are a few of these contests on the site. these are just a few of mine. are alot of funny ones on there. i set my album to private but im sure that u can check them though. well its probably best if i dont post them tbh lol. i actually dont wanna be banned.

cheatos
05.12.09, 08:09
sorry melvin i forgot to reply to this thread long time ago but here is my reply better late than never...


That 100% is cheatos account. Refer to the snapshots he posted.
P.S. It was a great download. Im looking forward to more future updates.

my account's name is:

makettel198
password for the account is:

fdmnfbgdfhrfew
yes i use random passwords for every tracker.

i would like to prove it more, but unfortunately i deleted the saved review pages while i was cleaning up my TEXT folder which i store tracker and forums logins in :(

i guess it is disabled now because of inactivity , but anyway its here to prove that your script to detect reviewers has failed, and no i didn't have that "theghurka" account.
lol@that poor guy who got disabled by wrong lol :biggrin:
btw the proxy i used was American.


All the evidence proving thats the account used was in the snapshots themselves.

i checked the screens before i uploaded them buts it looks same hmm, so you've planted a wrong bug?

i guess that happened because i was using a web proxy which encodes URLs?
maybe you want to write a script to detect that in the next time?

not to forget my other "4" active accounts left :top:
so gl finding the others but i hope no more innocent casualties get banned because of me too.

:biggrin:

adam99
05.12.09, 08:40
you a hata

cheatos
05.12.09, 08:45
what?
hata?wrong?
:eek13:

adam99
05.12.09, 09:53
nothing im just kidding around

cheatos
05.12.09, 09:56
good, have you found that account i mentioned , in your logs, database etc?
is it disabled or pruned?

adam99
05.12.09, 10:15
it was disabled for inactivity

anon
05.12.09, 16:44
i guess it is disabled now because of inactivity , but anyway its here to prove that your script to detect reviewers has failed, and no i didn't have that "theghurka" account.
lol@that poor guy who got disabled by wrong lol :biggrin:

+1. I mean, the guy's account was 150 weeks old. But I think he got reenabled as he's not in the shitlist anymore.

adam99
07.12.09, 19:58
i think that i mighta talked melvin into letting us add images to the shitlistings.

adam99
24.12.09, 21:26
talented
well mister magoo i see that you tried running a cheat script. here is a tip for you in the future einstein..when you are showing as uploaded 22 gbs when less than 17 users were on a 1 gb file? well..lol...see the problem you thinktank you. so exactly what are you actually talented at? cuz it sure isnt at cheating. you actually kinda suck at it. perhaps youre talented in other areas? like giving moustache rides to downs syndrome infected queers? or licking off your transvestite brother swens whipped cream bikini? hey i heard in romania all you gypsy , gay vampire lovin, homos drink alot. before it gets you an ulcer ima give you some great advice...get an unneeded traecheotomy...then u can simply pour any household products containing alcohol down your new throat blowhole. aqua velva, rubbing alcohol, nyquil, etc...should save you a bundle so that you can take a class on being stealth ya butternecked, too fat to walk on rice paper like kaine from kung fu, pork tar tar eating son of a whore. enjoy being talented at filming your mom blowing carnies for corndogs chump. (1 week ago) adam Delete
johnmc963
well mister marine corp jarhead. i guess you can enlist in limewires army now. look private pyle...we dont want creepy byte sucking, non sharing tubs of shit like you using this site. sharing is caring. i do not care if you eat breakfast 300 yards away from a buncha cubans trained to kill you. ill bet you were banned from cubantorrents.com too is why they wanna kill ya. god, family, corp, country? well i guess you shoulda put sharing somewhere in there mister. about face...ten hut...now(as youre facing the kazaa site) ready..march. (2 weeks ago) adam Delete
infinighty
is also already shitlisted and banned crybaby infinity. sorry fatman but we dont want you on this site. regardless of what you think...a website doesnt share the views and rules of america. this site isnt the home of the free, the brave, and freedom of speech. sure you can express your opinion...and i can express mine. and in my opinion you can get your shit from kazaa from now on you brainless bumblefuck. also in my opinion..no life leeching hit n runners like yourself can go hug a tree as your mother bangs a horse named thunder.in fact go hug the mininova tree. to call us communists for warning you over flaming a staff member here is kinda ridiculous. im not hitler and you arent anne frank. however if i were? id toss u in the kazaa oven. if we are so horrible then why do you keep sneaking back on? youre like the date that wouldnt leave. infinighty: so adam and melvypoo whats my chances of ever getting to suck your cocks? adam and melvin: 1 in a million now piss off homo infinighty: 1 in a million? omg so youre saying that theres a chance ??!!?? woot woot...adam and melvin: get away freak (2 weeks ago) adam Delete
mubzy14
Uploaded 6.6 gigs on a torrent that has had no leeches other than him for 8 weeks. (2 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
cypher40
Attempted RSS feed hacking. Nice try... Im banning you for stupidity sake. (2 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
jsmf
Speed: 46.57 TB/s Within: 1 seconds << Epic failure. Try to set it a little higher next time for more laughs and ownage. (2 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
lsdios
Ratio cheat. At least when your going to attempt to cheat make sure there are people actually downloading the files. (2 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
andreiutz
Ratio Cheater .(Uploaded: 4.30 TB Speed: 169.20 GB/s Within: 25 seconds ) Give Me a Break .. (2 weeks ago) Carm Delete
chair
We dont allow people of his overly perverted nature on this site. (Jokes are 1 thing but this moron takes pervertedness to a new level.) (3 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
ishare
ishare aka dr kazaa aka bagpus. a mid fifty year old fatman with a whore wife that weighs more than a volkswagon. this 57 year old fatman dj wannabe is such a retard he was caught camming a movie and actually walked to his car knowing he was followed. why not just hand them your id ? after his vericose veiny plumper whore wife was rejected by many on the site ishare became melancoly and started trying to give male staffers " a jump". yes ishare 2 inches is tiny...if you cannot please youre whore of a wife try a dildo. when she removes her panties and its like pulling the ripcord on a parachute? that shoulda been the hint you needed that the bitch has gone down on more men than marilyn chambers. listen up mister dj...i know what you can play...try...sleeping single in a double bed, or..the frog song by mccartney...u kinda look like a frog. huge flubber patch under your chin, bug eyes, we tossed you off of the topho island because you didnt share, abused users when u were staff, and ran your ratio into the ground as a user until you were finally banned with a .003 ratio lol. by the way ishare...when i banned you? same when i demoted you....i pee'd alittle i thought it was so funny. so keep making nics and coming on...sad, pathetic fat old man...you need a hobby...i know...shuffleboard or the purple hat club ya old fart. they say he has anger problems but i say hes about as threatening as a boxful of kittens. whats he gonna do stab us with his bingo dauber? get a life fatty and get over it...you just arent tophos material. next (3 weeks ago) adam Delete
bytegurl
ello ello miss bytegurl. do you still feel as if you were mistreated and would you like an apology? because i kinda feel bad now. i mean...how dare i look out for the other users and not allow you to hit and run on every new release. im a no good bastard. so here goes my very genuine and sincere apology. bytegurl..im sorry that youre a byte sucking vampire that doesnt share with the other hos and ended up being banned. im also sorry that youre fattycapped. fattycapped= a very fat person that uses walmarts electric scooters because they are fat and lazy but really doesnt need one. im also sorry that your whore of a mother ended up a crack whore turning tricks on street corners just to eat once a week getting the buffet at sizzlers. now she can turn more tricks for invites elsewhere. (4 weeks ago) adam Delete
reddragon
listen up mister red dragon. sure you snuck back on and mooched again on another account...but we caught you yet again. go directly to mininova...do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars. the only thing that you have in common with the true red dragon and buffalo bill is...you prolly do have a harelip and im certain that you tuck your penis between your legs trying to see how you would look as a girl. oh and you prolly named your faggotty poodle precious just like buffalo bill. in your case we do understand why u butcher fat chicks trying to make a skin dress. because its the closest thing that youll ever get to being inside of a woman. so go leech elsewhere, try yo fat moms red snapper, or lift one of her bingo wings and try doing one of her armpits. poof (4 weeks ago) adam Delete
owenowen
Ratio Cheating Uploaded: 13.38 GB/7.60 MB/s Within: 1801 seconds When no one was downloading the file.. Nice Try!! (7 weeks ago) Carmenprf Delete
auntpamie
listen up aunt bea ya mooching bitch...this aint mayberry and though ducktape might resemble opie...he isnt. so go bake barney another possum pie ya butterchops lardo. we understand that sharing isnt in your ragu blood typed fatty nature...but files arent food. everyone is well aware that trying to take a biscuit off of your plate is like trying to steal a kodiak grizzly bears cub from its mother. listen up bingo wings..halloweens coming up...this year why not give out all the caramel apples and not, accidentaly, leave a couple hundred in the kitchen that we all know you plan on scarfing down later. there are basic realities in life that you must accept and face pamie. 1. fat chicks are really hard to kidnap so stop worrying. 2. the reason that you never get asked out is...fucking you is about the equivelant of trying to ride a psychotic bull named dynamo in a rodeo...nobody wants too. 3. losing 2 pounds when you weigh well over 300 isnt really much of an accomplishment...its like trying to piss into a hurricane. 4. youll die young and be buried in a piano box with 26 pallbearers. 5. youre really not supposed to use a beach shovel on macaroni and cheese. 6. bleeding gravy...though short term might seem great...long term its very very bad. 6. there is a reason why girl scouts never ring your doorbell when they are selling cookies. 7. that raunch odor that you smell is NOT dog shit. in fact your chihuahua has been dead 3 years and still stuck to your fatass. the smell is from those unwashed folds of fat that you have ya hambeast. 8. yes the back of your buttery neck may very well look like a pack of hotdogs...but that doesnt mean that it TASTES like a pack of hotdogs. 9. pork tar tar isnt supposed to be eaten as if its popcorn. 10. the only thing that your fatass is good for is the anchor of a tug-o-war team. so click those ruby red slippers that you havent seen since jkf was killed 3 times and say...theres no place like mininova (8 weeks ago) adam Delete
dracula
this lil dracula is a pole smoking twink. dragula...the queen of darkness...usually targets mens only clubs in search of testosterone. his victims first notice 2 lil fang marks on their nutsack...before you know it..they start enjoying musicals, broadway plays, and sign up for twitter a tweetin away. dragula da drag queen is a semen demon originally from that gay romania place known for its gypsy whores and its homo vampires. remember brad pitt/ tom cruise/antonio banderas gay love triangle in interview with the vampire? they sure suck more than just blood. listen up count dicksucker..go be a vampire someplace else..poof (8 weeks ago) adam Delete
nikon747
listen up nikon...we all know about your internet wife and how net whipped you are...and we are all aware that you must have nuts the size of a couple of raisens...this doesnt mean that its ok for you to lie and whine in shoutbox over a much deserved warning long after youve been told to pm the staffer. Bitch Dependency 2 up, 1 down A disease that is the leading cause of the need-a-hoe syndrome...it is a psychological disease that can strike not only men but also women who like women. Bitch dependency can not only cause but also lead to: -Excessive phone calling to the bitch -Extreme increase in masterbation . In few serious cases, patients tend to strike women on site if bitch dependency rate has an abnormal increase,if the bitch gains control of the relationship, and even if she ignores u in public. bitch boy 125 up, 44 down when a boy is going out with a girl and has absolutly no say in what he does, how he acts, thinks or the things he's allowed to say . The boy is completly dominated in everyway imaginable and is a boy but a bitch hence the name bitch boy.A weak, effeminate male; a sissy. Especially one who whines a lot. (9 weeks ago) adam Delete
agustin
agustin son of mother agusta..Agusta 2 up, 8 down love it hate it Smelly buttsuckling whore who enjoys playing DDR and doing Nish while eating sauerkraut. agustin is a member of the superhero wannabe group..."the homo ninjas" superhero testing...1)able to walk on rice paper without making slurping sound while oogling masters ass=FAIL. 2) able to sneak back onto tophos using ninjitzu art of stealth camoflage=FAIL. able to play slanty tricky tricky sucky sucky to unban please kissing up art of brownosuti?=PASS. agustin: please guys let me back on...i love the site...i didnt mean to try creating 25 different nics to download...it....was....the one armed man !!! listen lil homo...try using your gay tactics on mininova users...or go twitter perez hilton and try exchanging blow job tips.. .its just not how we roll here dude...try offering anon your tangerine sized buttbeads so you can cram em up his ratio cheat script german freaky sexed ass and start em up like a toro lawnmower..perhaps then he might try teaching you their failed art of site cheating. Leg humper 2 thumbs up love it hate it A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient. poof (13 weeks ago) adam Delete
hero
hero aka agent47 who thought that he could use his 00 1 1/2 inch penis skills to download off another account after being download disabled for not sharing with others. well hero here is what youve won... SKIN FLUTE HERO 3 19 up, 18 down Mouth-Based Video Game inspired by The Guitar Hero Series to Fit The Needs of a Male Homosexual. Instead of Having Guitar Hero's Controller and Layout, This Will Feature a Penis-Shaped Controller With Motion Sensor Buttons Jerk,Suck.and Lick. you suck as a superhero and we place you in the homo hero nerd herd with equal losers sporkman, douchemas maximas, and the dingleberry. perhaps when you got your secret spy agent kit you shoulda gotten a tutorial on how to seed eh fatty? hero biscuit 8 up, 1 down when someone does a small feat and gets excited or acts overly proud, someone who is making fun of them for being so excited or proud over such a small feat would say it sarcastically. person 1 : oh yay! I'm done cleaning my room! person 2 : **tosses you a hero biscuit** (13 weeks ago) adam Delete
Lake5756
Well miss lake..the great porno hit and runner would be a more aprapoe nick. From titles such as...I did my pool boy lol and A fistfull of poontang, im wondering just how fat and ugly you might be. I mean what kinda hoe grabs the freaky pornos? my guess is...a 350 pound hambeast with bingo wings working out while eating a glazed donut with her thighmaster/folded up buick..humming as she eats and watching her zitfaced 17 year old pool boy having very bad thoughts. Hell if you wanna sin so bad ya whore...gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins and youre well on your way to the demon hall of shame butterchops. ugly fairy 1 up, 1 down A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy... McSlut 38 up, 4 down..a girl whose so slutty, shes even willing to fornicate behind the dumpster of a filth ridden McDonalds. poolboy:that McSlut gummed me behind that big green dumpster in the McDonald's parking lot. Fat Benatar 10 up, 26 down An extra large woman who dresses like Pat Benatar.. (14 weeks ago) adam Delete
manojrp
i want a mano/aka zombie. zombie 657 up, 395 down when a homo is sucking a guy off he shoots cum in his eyes so she cant see....and he walks around with his arms extended looking for a towel to wipe his eyes with.....looking like a zombie .. example..cheatos gave zombie the zombie this morning he fell down ....full thriller style. now listen up homo-chops..i doubt that anon is homosexual..though he does run a gay version of e-harmony so perhaps you could " coach" him into it? then again cheatos lips are already currently planted to anons ass. perhaps they can create a cheat script to increase your penis size? or one to make the back of your buttery neck stop looking like a pack of hotdogs? then again it could end this way..anon: You got some money or not? Basehead/zombie: Come on, man. You know I'm a little short. Hook me up, man. anon: Nigga, hook you up?! Fuck outta here. zombie: Man, I got these cheeseburgers! They some double cheeseburgers. anon: Nigga, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out. zombie: [as anon was leaving] Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man. anon: The fuck you just said?! zombie: I said I'll suck your dick, man! Come on now. anon: [shoots zombie] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick! [to sb-freak] Anybody want a hamburger? sb-freak: I don't want no motherfucking hamburger. anon: I got it from that zombie. (14 weeks ago) adam Delete
Scarface
"Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good. " Quoted from the movie Scarface. Yet another SB-I member bites the dust. Better luck in the afterlife. (14 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
Fry
Heres another update for Cheatos... hope your keeping up with archiving all these. Another SB-I cunt bites the dust. (14 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete
Soph
Soph participated in the testing of Viagra, and has apparently agreed to do some promotionals for the drug. Possible content: "I didn't win cheating on tophos, but with the help of some Viagra I can act like I did! For the epic win in life use Viagra to up your game... I know I do." (Another cheat found from everyone's favorite shitty forum SB-I.) (14 weeks ago) MelvinMeow Delete

I have read anons requirements for getting that private member special thingy...so i thought that i would start my pilgrimage to earn said title by helping update the shitlist. now after banning cheat talented it was brought to my attn by mr meow that it could be an sb member. if so? im really sorry. i normally dont handle that area but had several staffers in a tizzie over him cheating and melvy was out getting a sheep mascot for the site.