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I'm sure that you all know what's this about.Post a funny reason to ban the member posted the last and so on.:biggrin:
*insert something about this game being well-known here*
I ban you for changing your avatar too often, etc.
I ban you simply for banning you!
eeeha ...i get an opprtunity to ban a moderator...i am lucky again :klatsch_3:
You try to ban anon! Nothing happens.
I ban you for not having a sig :tongue:
Well I ban you for changing avatars one a year,too many posts,using outdated versions of some programs that have crap updates,too much rep power,always 100% activity...etc
Want more?:biggrin:
Well I ban you for changing avatars one a year
I'd rather keep my current one rather than changing it to a better one, which I have yet to find.
too many posts
But what would you do without me? :frown:
using outdated versions of some programs that have crap updates
I think I don't update anything in my PC that isn't a cheating mod or tool... not even Windows :redface:
too many rep power
You're right, 34 points can be a real pusher :biggrin:
always 100% activity...etc
Had it since mid-2008, lol.
I ban you for making that list of proponents to ban me. :cool:
Banned for not registering at SB-i in my birthday date >:)
Banned for not having typed a "Location"
Ohh since posts aren't counted I'd like to ban you for starting the headshot thing,for being kind and helpful,for being a FF fan,for being a super moderator/robot/postmonster,for time spent online
1 Month 3 Weeks 1 Day 21 Hours 56 Minutes 52 Seconds.I'll have to think of more:biggrin:
Edit: I'm banning cheatos too for having a Dante avatar,for being a active member and because he gave us the awesome tool named RM Restarter.
Ohh since posts aren't counted I'd like to ban you for starting the headshot thing,
And YOU kept it going :wink:
for being kind and helpful
I can be the opposite if you want. ]:D
fior being a FF fan
I like Opera more, lol.
for being a super moderator/robot/postmonster
Don't blame me, SB freak :eek13:
for time spent online
Nothing left for shoulder, who cheated with his online time?
/me bans you for testing RF on all trackers
Banned for advertising own threads
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How? Where? :biggrin:
Banned for asking me if I want to ban him from Demonoid
Lol great reply but FF stood for Final Fantasy(Headshot)
Banned for using confusing acronyms :S
Banned for being so powerful. :biggrin:
Banned for always supporting me when I tried cheating at trackers :biggrin:
shoulder - banned for having a girl in the avatar
SBFreak
Banned because you eat tracker bans for breakfast which is unhealthy
anon: banned because you are not accepting support via PM
Banned for implying I don't give PM support because I don't want to :tongue:
banned for showing your tongue
:tongue:
which gather germs and viruses
Banned for using a weird ban reason :eek13:
banned for having a blue face
:eek13:
Banned for being color-blind (it's purple, lol)
banned for using
street words like
""lol"" which is against etiquette
B& bc of n/letting me use acronyms
cheatos:Banned for saying lol.
anon: banned for not understanding your post.
^ Banned for not having a lightning-fast speed
cheatos:Banned for saying lol.
banned of the low ability of reading,
i didn't said that word
^ Banned because I want to play ADOM now
I'll just watch you ban each other :cool:
^ Banned for running from the battlefield
banned for using
street words like
""lol"" which is against etiquette
Yes you said it even if it's between quotes.
Banhammer strike again.
In fact I'd like to ban myself because I started this thread.
banned for not closing your clothes properly
http://www.sb-innovation.de/customavatars/avatar20391_57.gif
First:That's not me:redface:
Banned because I'm going to play Left4Dead.
Banned like anon for running from the battlefield
Ban you from SB-I because you will never be banned from demonoid!!!
You are remembered for the rules you break.
Banned for stealing Mac Arthur's words..
and also for being such a philosopher
I ban you for fake ratio proofs!
Banend for trying to suicide to get rid of life
http://www.sb-innovation.de/customavatars/avatar26002_2.gif
banned you because you banned lots of member in this thread :biggrin:
Banned for using offensive avatars :biggrin:
naughtydog
27.07.09, 09:25
Cheatos I am banning you for using utorrent as your P2P Client.
Banned for not sharing tresures with others :biggrin:
Location: Treasure Island
Banned for having that sig that i like.:biggrin:
Banned because you don't know where is the signup page :biggrin:
Damn.Banned again. Where was the signup page?
Dark Knight
27.07.09, 12:52
Banned because You are a Demonoid user Lol...............
*didnt get any other reason to ban you dude.
Banned for being a Knight in the dark, you must be a Daylight Knight :wink:
DarkSaibot v.1.3.10
27.07.09, 15:11
Banned for being a Knight in the dark, you must be a Daylight Knight :wink:
Banned because i can't "decrypt" english :tongue:
I ban shoulder for his big Love to 20ilc05 ^^
best regards
I ban shoulder for his big Love to 20ilc05 ^^
This is "ban the user above you" :wink:
^ I ban you because we don't need to read the newspaper anymore thanks to you :biggrin:
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 00:58
I like to ban anon
Look at his Post count,every day 50+ post,to much spamm have to stop him from making spamm.:biggrin:
^ I ban you because of not being creative enough with your seedbox proof :tongue:
(Faking one with uTorrent's WebUI is so easy, really...)
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 01:16
I ban u again b'coz u force me to delete my signature..:redface:
[///Have to hired some photoshop genious to make good signature..]
There's always room for improvement :wink:
^ I ban you because I want to play ADOM again now :biggrin:
I ban you because you got forced by anon to delete your signature.
I ban you because you got forced by anon to delete your signature.
I ban you because once again you're too slow
I ban you because I was too slow.
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 01:24
I ban you because of one of u r signture..
No support over PM! Your message will be IGNORED!
Help in anyway people who have some confusion don't think about u r Inbox going to full..
^ I ban you because I want to play ADOM in peace, I have made a great progress :tongue:
ghostfucker
28.07.09, 02:16
i ban you for banning innocent members...
...and certainly, for spamming :p
I ban you because you made me innocent
..and certainly,because you have a scary avatar :p
I'm gonna get into the fray here. LOL.
I'm gonna ban Mr. SBfreak for posthumously investigating his ectoplasmic spirit-abilities and the fact that SBfreak has this huge gravitational stress and is continually bombarded by meteoric vodka which will eventually increase the size of his proto-numb to the Jelly-bean-jellybelly limit. :D
..........er....that's a joke, eh??
I ban YOU SealLion ...for being Canadian...or at least you give the impression...
I am...I am.....LOL.
I ban you also alex b/c right after the Y2K bug started out in 1000 B.C. which just happened to destroy all those lovely computers in that day......and today too by-the-way....... causing all of the human race to become enslaved by bright and shiny toasters selling for only 12.99 at WalMart, you failed to pull the plug on the toasters, which inadvertantly enslaved all of humanity.
LOL. :D
SealLion, I just banned you for philosofing too much :biggrin: say bye bye to your account.
LOL....oh, my Lord, Al Pac. :D :)
If you can ban me to the toilet, I'm gonna ban you to Neptune, which apparantly smells nicely of expresso.
Luckily for you, it has this well established tourist board, a.k.a The Neptune Combobulation of Tourism
So you won't be lost too much. LOL. :D
Once you've been banned to that far-away planet, we earthlings call our Sister Planet Sinking in Feculent Opium Mass, you'll be nicely transformed into this nice and tidy snowflake-shaped crystal that is of the latest 'emo' trend.
ok....now beat that!!
:)
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LOL....oh, my Lord, Al Pac. :D :)
If you can ban me to the toilet, I'm gonna ban you to Neptune, which apparantly smells nicely of expresso.
Luckily for you, it has this well established tourist board, a.k.a The Neptune Combobulation of Tourism
So you won't be lost too much. LOL. :D
Once you've been banned to that far-away planet, we earthlings call our Sister Planet Sinking in Feculent Opium Mass, you'll be nicely transformed into this nice and tidy snowflake-shaped crystal that is of the latest 'emo' trend.
ok....now beat that!!
:)
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I ban you for using too many words...and they don't make sense!
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Banned because your not 'Static' !!
I ban you because you made RMR and now people get bored when they use the waffles method.:tongue:
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 12:05
I ban u b'coz Dr. lisa cuddy want u to leacy hospital...
I'm gonna ban you to another planet where the latest geological process to change it's shape include licking, slurping, palpating, or mouthing by that planet's filtering glucose which licks this lascivious slurp all down your cheek.
:)
I'm gonna ban you to another planet where the latest geological process to change it's shape include licking, slurping, palpating, or mouthing by that planet's filtering glucose which licks this lascivious slurp all down your cheek.
:)
Banned for taking like a teacher :klatsch_3:
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 14:51
Banned for taking like a teacher
I ban u for BAD english..:biggrin:
It should be talking like a teacher
I ban u for BAD english..:biggrin:
It should be talking like a teacher
i forgot the 'l' :biggrin:
--
Banned for having a hard to spell name, full of ShShShShSh :baeh:
:top:
I want to ban SealLion for posting things that look like taken straight from a Markov chain, but since this is "ban the user above you", I'll just ban cheatos to be able to reply to today's new posts. :tongue:
I ban you anon for always beeing a nice guy.
^ I ban you for stealing my idea (remember our last PMs :biggrin:)
shawshankraj
28.07.09, 18:08
I ban u b'coz u signature say "No support over PM! Your message will be IGNORED!"
And u talk to Mihai91 through PM..same on u:tongue:
That's for cheating support. I ban you for failing to understand this.
i ban u for using RM version 1.8.5 in your signature......Sb-i launched 1.8.7........:biggrin:
Sb-i launched 1.8.7........:biggrin:
No, Moofdev did. We only update it. And guess who posted it and didn't feel like updating his sig.
^ I ban you for being imperceptive
And guess who posted it and didn't feel like updating his sig.
who did it?? i don't know...
i ban u for using RM as a P2P client.:top:
Me! And I use my modded uTorrent 1.9, too.
^ I ban you for using an old uTorrent build.
i ban u for writing Location: small bandwidth innovation :wink:
I live in the Small Bandwidth Innovation :wink:
^ I ban you for keeping on banning me
I live in the Small Bandwidth Innovation :wink:
location is a position or point in physical space that something occupies on Earth's surface.................Sb-i don't occupy any space ...........:rolleyes:
i ban u for writing something which is impossible........:smile:
One query & please don't consider it as a spam....how can i get my Member Title because i m in need of it...
location is a position or point in physical space that something occupies on Earth's surface.................Sb-i don't occupy any space ...........:rolleyes:
i ban u for writing something which is impossible........:smile:
But the SB-I database uses space on a hard drive, which is installed on a server, which is somewhere is Luxembourg and uses physical space.
One query & please don't consider it as a spam....how can i get my Member Title because i m in need of it...
^ I ban you because I feel a tingling sensation every time I read that!
Read
the
"Registrations open again"
announcement!
^ I ban you because I feel a tingling sensation every time I read that!
Read
the
"Registrations open again"
announcement!
Banned for not bothering to copy & paste the announcement here :klatsch_3:
^ Banned because I'm making an userbar right now
Dark Knight
28.07.09, 19:23
Banned because This Is Not A valid Reason to ban other Users Lol....:biggrin:
^ Banned because Mods are always right :biggrin:
^ Banned because i am a bitme/tv staff now and i'd like to practice my ignorance.
don't come to the IRC you'll never get re-enabled..
[OffTopic]Now i got banned from BitMe.org without reason :D, fu** their staff :p)[/]
I ban you for saying you are a bitmetv staff.I hate those bastards
Unbanned because you're right,
they're a$$hol*es
Banned because you have to ban here not unban
And i understand your disapointment.
Banned for following the rules of the thread :biggrin:
Frak this crap. I'm gonna ban each and everyone that's ever posted in this thread, ........er......except me of course.
I'll just be my lonesome self here.
I'm gonna ban all you schmucks for not believing that all those cute and fluffy Puffins off the coast of Labrador with all thier freakish feathered cute little bodies with red beaks that look like novelty sex toys you guys play with when no-one's look'in actually do contribute to global warming when they take a.......er.....poop.
^ You can't ban me + I ban you for posting the first thing(s?) you thought of
Frak this crap. I'm gonna ban each and everyone that's ever posted in this thread, ........er......except me of course.
I'll just be my lonesome self here.
I'm gonna ban all you schmucks for not believing that all those cute and fluffy Puffins off the coast of Labrador with all thier freakish feathered cute little bodies with red beaks that look like novelty sex toys you guys play with when no-one's look'in actually do contribute to global warming when they take a.......er.....poop.
Banned because Google translate could not translate your philosophic post :baeh:
:biggrin:
^ 4 n/respecting teh thread rules+i g2g
^ 4 n/respecting teh thread rules+i g2g
errrrr, that anti-etiquette posts,
Banned by IP this time :biggrin:
+we posted at the same time nearly, thats why your post won
I ban Cheatos cuz everytime he goes poopies and flushes the toilet, he slows down the flow of water in my shower.
I wan't my water back. :D
I ban SealLion because his avatar is way too cute for SB-I! We are a group of ruthless cheaters! There are no rooms for cute SealLions!
^
Banned for using Utorrent, you should use μTorrent.
^
Banned for using Utorrent, you should use μTorrent.
Banned for not having eyes!
http://www.sb-innovation.de/customavatars/avatar30024_1.gif
i feel sorry for your parents though :biggrin:
naughtydog
29.07.09, 12:28
Cheatos banned for having more post than me....
Banned because you are naughty....
Banned because you are naughty....
Banned because you are 2 years older than me :biggrin:
shawshankraj
29.07.09, 14:21
I ban u b'coz u have defeated my friend anon..
I ban you ...bcoz i banned Anon first !
I ban you ...bcoz i banned Anon first !
Banned for being ancient man :wink:
do you what colors mean ?
http://www.sb-innovation.de/customavatars/avatar27079_2.gif
Banned for being ancient man :wink:
do you what colors mean ?
Its a pencil sketch , kid :tongue:
I ban you for using encrypted messages.
shawshankraj
29.07.09, 17:15
I ban u b'coz u live in no man's land it means u r *****:eek3:
^ I ban you for removing your sig
^ Banned for writing 'sig' instead of 'signature'
^b&4trying2 humiliate me with his sig :biggrin:
Banned for shouting in your signature:
IGNORED!
[ran out of ban ideas]
Let me reply to posts and play some more ADOM to reseed my list, lol <- you're probably going to ban me for this
same here, i need someone other than you to ban :biggrin:
^ Banned for not banning anon again.
banned because i cant remember the last time i banned someone :biggrin: (......loocking to anon >_> :biggrin:)
^ banned my ultimately managing that himself by making me Mod :biggrin:
naughtydog
29.07.09, 19:45
Suroyo banned for no signature
edit: gosh you guys are fast.... Anon banned for emmm, emmm .....
banned because it can happen that im doing mistakes :biggrin:
edit: crap it was for anon^^
^ banned because who you're addressing isn't clear ^^
Banned for over-using "^"
^ Banned for underusing ^'s
naughtydog
29.07.09, 20:04
suroyo im banning your ass off here for no signature again. :tongue:
edit: omg is anon using a super pc?
Banned for failing to ban me again. BAN FAIL
lol
Here is a ban because you are baning people here.
Banned because having 'banned' in the signature.
YOU are banned b/c you knocked Jay Leno's chin off and it was the most important thing to me. :(
Apparantly, his chin is so off, that the doc can't even sew it back onto his head. Even the rubber chin that he wears now is no good.
So......I'm'a gonna have to ban ya :D
I ban you SealLion for having a too long signature !
Blocker,
Banned because skull's are dead and don't move:
http://www.sb-innovation.de/customavatars/avatar24964_3.gif
I ban cheatos for having three userbars about the same!!(Demonoid)
Banned because there is no 'Skull' Rank in SB-I
http://www.sb-innovation.de/signaturepics/sigpic24964_5.gif
Banned because He's following my posts :tongue:
According to the newly formed Homosexual (and lesbian) Organizatiall Marketes Organization (HOMO), .....LOL :D
....they banned you from thier organization after you failed to seduce the fat lady that formerly had bestial tentacle gangrapes without any use of contraception.
So now he turned into a she....and it's your fault.
So your banned cuz of it. :)
LOL. :D
^ banned for dropping by this thread too much
^ Banned because i am the king of this game :mad2:,
i posted the most in this thread :biggrin:
'grats, OT master
^ I ban you for that
I ban you for losing to Cheatos according to the post in his "Love to see miracles?"
You cannot lose! You are a machine!
Reference:
Love to see miracles ?
Anon is defeated (while he is online):
http://i32.tinypic.com/mwwhhx.png,
score is:
3545464 : 1
Crap, losing is easy when you have to enable three Windows services to check if the VPN is working. :wink:
^ I ban you for failing to realize this
^ Banned for not having a proof :wink:
and for the weak reason of losing...
Banned for not having a proof
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8692/services2.gif
(I screwed up with the arrows but you get the idea)
^ Banned for doubting of me
^ Banned for having an awful windows xp theme
^ Banned because I don't use a theme at all
(The "Themes" service is disabled too)
^ Banned because I don't use a theme at all
(The "Themes" service is disabled too)
Banned Because Windows XP is sad because of disabling its beauty feature which is used against Vista & 7 :biggrin:
^ Banned because beauty is subjetive (plus it uses RAM)
^ Banned for being such a mean guy, buy a RAM!
^ Banned because I have 1536MB of RAM
^ Banned because i have 4096 MB
Ban because you have too much ram!
^ Banned because of editing his post
^ Banned because RAM is not used when the computer is Off
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he edited his post . then i'm waiting for a ban :D
^ It depends, heard about the "cold boot attack"
You can now ban me, I'm off to win ADOM!
User anon has been banned for cheating the rep system.
bye bye texas, say goodbye to your account, your dupes and invite tree, and say hello to your friends at sb-i for me
Alpacino I ban you for being up so late at night.
shawshankraj
31.07.09, 17:12
I ban u for use Dymamics word////
I hate quantum physics lol
bye bye texas, say goodbye to your account, your dupes and invite tree, and say hello to your friends at sb-i for me
That even rhymes... who would have thought it? And having a high rep power is not my fault, it increases for posting, giving reps and being an old user. :tongue:
On-Topic:
^ shawshankraj, I ban you because we have something in common
Dark Knight
01.08.09, 19:39
Hmm..Banned bcoz u never change ur Avatar Dude...........hehe:biggrin:
^ Banned because someone else had already banned me for that
Banned again for that reason:tongue:
Dark Knight
01.08.09, 19:58
Banned bcoz of the the Reason u mentioned In Ur Siggy.........
"Login failed! This account has been disabled. Reason: It appears you are a freak."
I ban you for having a very odd signature...I do like the rainbow lol!
banned bcoz your avatar thinks too much:wink:
darklight = banned due to his small e-penis
^ Banned for having a meaningless username
I ban you cheatos because I love cheetos ...and I haven't eaten some in a while... :(
^ Banned for not bothering to buy cheetos from a supermarket
naughtydog
06.08.09, 01:14
Banned for --- I like your avatar, it's surely new init? ^^^
^ Banned because i have not asked for opinions about my new avatar ^^
shawshankraj
06.08.09, 06:29
banned u for being rude to naughtydog.......
^ Banned for acting like a lawyer for NDOG.
shawshankraj
07.08.09, 14:07
Banned u bcoz u feel jealous
^ Banned because i have my own lawyer so I'm not jealous..
shawshankraj
08.08.09, 03:56
Banned u b'coz all lawyer r liar..
^Banned all those who brought lawylers into this thread
^ Banned because its a personal matter to bring lawyers or not
shawshankraj
08.08.09, 13:17
Banned b'coz u r new avtar look like angry to me...
^ Banned because , your avatar turns me on :biggrin:
shawshankraj
10.08.09, 11:18
Banned b'coz u r signature look like wrong quote to me ....
Banned kuz ..uhm..you're from heaven? Lol a cheating angel.
banned!! So you have something for breakfast (your Sig is telling me you eat bans).
^ for having no signature :tongue:
banned for having a Rep-Star!!
shawshankraj
10.08.09, 16:39
Banned u b'coz u r avtar remind me film E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial from steven spielberg..
^^ Banned because you do not know the spelling of coding....codding :tongue:
Banned because I don't know
shawshankraj
11.08.09, 09:10
Banned u b'coz of not specify the reason to ban kelly.......
Banned because you ask for reason.
mangathala2002
11.08.09, 11:27
Banned you because you smell like cabbage! :P
^ Banned because internet cannot transfer smells
Banned because you are shoing of your tools.bet you don't even know how to use them all.:tongue:
^ Banned because you're right, RMR isn't for me, its for the those who use the waffles method,
because RM itself isn't working for me because of the time-out problem.:biggrin:
Banned because I just feel like it! :cool2:
I 'm gonna bAn you b/c you made Krakatoa explode again, which hurled rubber-duckies, slimy pumice, and a whole lot of other nice little bathing accessories that people use over a 500 km radius. :D
^ I ban you for reviving this thread :top:
I ban you for still using old RM mod when the new 1.8.9 is out.
I ban you because you banned anon!
I"m gonna have to ban EVERY single one of you b/c you ALL have TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. :D
I ban you because again..you're right:biggrin:
I can't quite recall, but your banned :D
Banned, because of banning a good member with a naruto avatar! :biggrin:
I mass permanently ban everyone for and beyond eternity, no ifs/buts/reversals. This decision is final :D
(This post is in reference to SealLion's ban on all thread contributors)
^ Because I'm part of the group "everyone"
Banned, because he thinks he's more special than the others. :tongue:
^ Banned because I don't (look at my post more carefully :tongue:)
Banned because you wanted to correct me (even though I have to admit you're right :wink2:)
Banned because you ban my friend there anon.Huh.The nerv you got:mad2:
^Banned on behalf of waffles ;)
^ banned because Empoleon can easily be crushed using "Frenzy Plant" from Venusaur or Sceptile ;P
- a pokemon fan since 1997 and still ...
cheato's is banned because he's crazyandnutsandIseehe'sgonzoandraisehimaspliff. :D
I ban you for slowing down my read speed with that multi letter word that I have no idea what it means.
^Ban you for making perfect sense of your particular post.
banned for speaking logically:tongue:
banned for indecent exposure of your tongue :baeh:
Banned simply for having Versa vice syndrome :D
Banned because you are a mod.Huh.
Hi guys, I'm a newbie on this forum , can I have a cookie please?
My attempt to ban the user above me failed cuz "you don't have the rights to do that"
^ Banned because you already have some cookies :tongue:
Banned, because banning a new member isn't nice. :tongue:
^ Banned because I still can't download Opera 10 :frown:
Edit: I FINALLY found a working mirror... :biggrin:
Banned because of not using the one I posted. :biggrin:
^ I'm using it right now! :top:
banned for using it :biggrin:
^ Banned for using ironified username :D
I'll ban you because I'm newbie and this is my first ban ! :biggrin:
^ I ban you for being new here :biggrin:
Welcome!
I ban you for you're to much change you're Avatar ^^
best reagrds
^ For just not understanding the new one :tongue:
I ban you,too, Perhaps you're right, because I'm understand the sign ^^
I ban you because you try to ban anon.LOL.You can't ban anon.Anon bans you.:biggrin:
Banning you for watching Anons back in this thread.
Here it's One-on-One! :biggrin:
Banned because you are not part of this aliance.Hehe:biggrin:2vs1
I like it
^^ Banned because you are not regular to school ! hehe :biggrin:
^^ Banned for being a Russel Crowe fan.
Then you'll be banned for being Alpacino-fan! :biggrin:
Ban for being an anime fan ! :biggrin:
banned for over-repetition & using a Quasimodo(TM) rip-off name ??
^ Banned for being one of the most intelligent, dedicated and useful posters I have seen. :top:
banned for giving such generous compliments :redface:
banned for having a strange avatar.:wink:
banned for this own threat: http://www.sb-innovation.de/showthread.php?threadid=15629 :tongue:
best regards
banned for unnecessary politeness after banning (best regards)
knivestv
banned for not banning me after I banned you from being polite ? :confused2:
banned for excessive usage of the b** word :tongue:
banned because Demons cannot use computers
banned because computer is a demon it self
lool .. banned for not being loyal to technology
banned for being a member of the SB-RepubliC
banned for changing the avatar yet again :/
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