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zatoicchi
26.11.07, 11:26
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Killing flies," he said.

"Have you Killed any?" she asked.

"Yes, three males, two females," he replied.

"How can you tell?" she asked

"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."