SealLion
30.03.09, 05:10
I haVE hatched an evil plan.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/222/poster28248.jpg
I wish to recruit my first henchmen from this lovely forum.
Here's the details:
To begin my plan, first I'm gonna kidnap a chosen one.
This'll cause the world to slaughter a sacred virgin calf to appease the gods right on my behalf. They'll all be baffled at my arrival you see.
"Who is this demon straight out of hell?" "
"From whence did this demon come from? "
"And why does this animal-god look so good in classic black?"
Next, I'm going to vaporize the Internet right before your eyes.
This will all be done from an ancient gomb, my own mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory of which the world's never heard of before.
Upon seeing this desecration on their PC's, the world's gonna gibber like a bunch of crazy madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do my every bidding.
Finally, I'm gonna let loose all my arsenal of thermonuclear missiles. I'm gonna bring about an unending cacophony of screams.
My name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh at me. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world is gonna get no choice but to make ME :biggrin: their new god.
Sign here to join___________________________________
YEs. Its true. I"ve cracked. :biggrin:
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http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/222/poster28248.jpg
I wish to recruit my first henchmen from this lovely forum.
Here's the details:
To begin my plan, first I'm gonna kidnap a chosen one.
This'll cause the world to slaughter a sacred virgin calf to appease the gods right on my behalf. They'll all be baffled at my arrival you see.
"Who is this demon straight out of hell?" "
"From whence did this demon come from? "
"And why does this animal-god look so good in classic black?"
Next, I'm going to vaporize the Internet right before your eyes.
This will all be done from an ancient gomb, my own mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory of which the world's never heard of before.
Upon seeing this desecration on their PC's, the world's gonna gibber like a bunch of crazy madmen, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do my every bidding.
Finally, I'm gonna let loose all my arsenal of thermonuclear missiles. I'm gonna bring about an unending cacophony of screams.
My name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh at me. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world is gonna get no choice but to make ME :biggrin: their new god.
Sign here to join___________________________________
YEs. Its true. I"ve cracked. :biggrin:
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